Guest judgetwi Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion? Whatever you like, she’s already been stoned to death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 I went to an Islamic strip club. Got thrown out for shouting “show us yer face!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 What’s a Muslim’s favouriite coffee? A small skinny white. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 Congratulations on mastering the copy and paste function from sickipedia. Scotty is one slow cunt and he milked this years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 50 minutes ago, judgetwi said: What’s a Muslim’s favouriite coffee? A small skinny white. Why are muslims better than greyhounds? because muslims get there before the hair/hare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Why are muslims better than greyhounds? because muslims get there before the hair/hare. What do you call a muslin with six goats? A Pimp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite? The Sunnis are the ones with the Shiite blown of 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 What do you say to a Muslim at Christmas? A pint of milk and 20 Benson & Hedges, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 26 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Congratulations on mastering the copy and paste function from sickipedia. Scotty is one slow cunt and he milked this years ago. This one’s for you snowflake. What’s a Muslim’s favourite foreplay? Tickling the goat under the chin. 🤣🤣😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 4 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: What do you say to a Muslim at Christmas? A pint of milk and 20 Benson & Hedges, please. That muslim shop that got blown to bits by the gas explosion last year. Rescue workers heard a faint voice under all the rubble 3 days later shouting "We're still open" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 How do you kill a Muslin whilst he's having a drink? Slam the bog-seat down upon the cunts head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 What does a Muslin nonce say when he's released from prison? "I feel like a kid again" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 12 minutes ago, judgetwi said: This one’s for you snowflake. What’s a Muslim’s favourite foreplay? Tickling the goat under the chin. 🤣🤣😁 Ctrl C Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Erroreptile404 Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 Good riddance fuck the cunt. He's a scummy chavy piece of shit bonehead, from a shithole part of england with an unhealthy obsession with muslims. The idiot goes out of his way to seek confrontation. I'd like to see the dickhead publicly hanged on live British television. No i'm not a muslim sympathiser either. He's literally in the same league as those "paedo hunter" wankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 4 hours ago, judgetwi said: What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion? Whatever you like, she’s already been stoned to death. What does Sean Connery say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing he's already told her twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 10 hours ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Good riddance fuck the cunt. He's a scummy chavy piece of shit bonehead, from a shithole part of england with an unhealthy obsession with muslims. The idiot goes out of his way to seek confrontation. I'd like to see the dickhead publicly hanged on live British television. No i'm not a muslim sympathiser either. He's literally in the same league as those "paedo hunter" wankers. Tommy Robinson is not the problem. Tommy is a reaction to a problem. The problem is Islam. Not just in this country, but in every western country where they reside. It's estimated these grooming ganging are operating in every city and town in the UK. The case Tommy highlighted was 1000s of young kids, some as young as 11 year old being raped. Times that by the number of Citys and towns we have, and you'll realise with have a slight issue. The government have censored reporting the issue, as they don't know how to deal with it. I don't think ignoring it will make it go away, neither will attacking Tommy Robinson make it go away. Do you think everyone should just keep their mouths shut for the sake of diversity. https://www-thesun-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.thesun.co.uk/news/4299167/corbyn-ally-shares-message-telling-rotherham-sex-abuse-victims-to-be-quiet-for-the-good-of-diversity/amp/?amp_js_v=a1&_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQCCAE%3D#amp_tf=From %1%24s&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thesun.co.uk%2Fnews%2F4299167%2Fcorbyn-ally-shares-message-telling-rotherham-sex-abuse-victims-to-be-quiet-for-the-good-of-diversity%2F Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew Peacock Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 2-4-6-8 Motorway was quite a catchy number, but after (Sing if) You're Glad To Be Gay, he deserves everything he gets in my book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 6 minutes ago, Drew Peacock said: 2-4-6-8 Motorway was quite a catchy number, but after (Sing if) You're Glad To Be Gay, he deserves everything he gets in my book. We did those jokes on Friday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew Peacock Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: We did those jokes on Friday. Bugger. Did anyone do the Ground Force one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 2 minutes ago, Drew Peacock said: Bugger. Did anyone do the Ground Force one? I think so. Anyway, are you the Drew Peacock of legend, or someone New who coincidentally picked the same name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 4 minutes ago, Drew Peacock said: Bugger. Did anyone do the Ground Force one? Your name is very similar to that of another member. He's a stupid cunt as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew Peacock Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 26 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think so. Anyway, are you the Drew Peacock of legend, or someone New who coincidentally picked the same name? A legend in my own lunchtime sadly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 1 minute ago, Drew Peacock said: A legend in my own lunchtime sadly. Why settle for a turnip when you can have a swede? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Lady Penelope of Crewe said: Why settle for a turnip when you can have a swede? Regaling us your extreme vegi dildoing sessions again? Both up the wrong 'un Edited May 28, 2018 by Stubby Pecker While Bertie sucks you off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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