Guest ducunti Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 What a fine figure of a politician, never married or had relationships with women, apparently too devoted to politics and no time for that sort of thing. Then Thatcher appeared and kicked the shit out of him thank fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 THIS IS THE CUNT, who sold this fucking country down the river. Manipulated by the Krauts and the Frogs to go decimal, whilst we wandered through streets full of trash. He's the sole reason why this country sucks today. The WORST PM in my lifetime. A total cunt. He could knock a tune out on the piano, I'm told. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Yeah. Could pluck a few banjo-strings at Elm Guest House too, by all accounts. Did a good rendition of Knees up Mother Brown ( fancy a cruise on Morning Cloud?). I might have made that subtitle up, maybe not. Sir Alec Douglas-Home was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 17, 2014 Report Share Posted August 17, 2014 The only good thing he ever did was to kill Mike Yarwood's career along with his own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted August 17, 2014 Report Share Posted August 17, 2014 He had a strange habit of his shoulders bouncing up and down when he laughed, he must have laughed a lot when indulging in his other stange habit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 17, 2014 Report Share Posted August 17, 2014 THIS IS THE CUNT, who sold this fucking country down the river. Manipulated by the Krauts and the Frogs to go decimal, whilst we wandered through streets full of trash. He's the sole reason why this country sucks today. The WORST PM in my lifetime. A total cunt. Fuck me Jizzer you have written something i totally agree with. This traitorous cunt should have been hanged, no question. A mate of mine used to work at the BBC at the time and every time the bastard turned up to spout his propaganda he was always accompanied by what they called "the boys". This was a group of young , well dressed, rather effeminate young men. Everybody knew what that was all about ; why do you think they legalised bumbanditry in 1967? They were all at it and still are. Fucking disgusting corrupt cunts. By the way only a teenager or a fucking moron says "sucks". Er........and benders of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 18, 2014 Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 THIS IS THE CUNT, who sold this fucking country down the river. Manipulated by the Krauts and the Frogs to go decimal, whilst we wandered through streets full of trash. He's the sole reason why this country sucks today. The WORST PM in my lifetime. A total cunt. Yes his policy in Northern Ireland added to "The Troubles". The thing I could never work out was why "Private Eye" nicknamed him "Grocer" Hheath when "Sailor" would have been more suitable given his yachting interests Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 21, 2014 Report Share Posted August 21, 2014 Yes his policy in Northern Ireland added to "The Troubles". The thing I could never work out was why "Private Eye" nicknamed him "Grocer" Hheath when "Sailor" would have been more suitable given his yachting interests In the 1970 Election, which the cunt won, he promised to reduce the price of "groceries". Hence the nickname. No surprise that this promise turned out to be complete bollocks. As they couldn't use the word "CUNT" i agree, "sailor" would have worked much better on so many levels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 28, 2019 Report Share Posted May 28, 2019 Noticed a guest reading this nom .. something not mentioned on here was a sort of cover up where there were efforts to imply that he had a relationship with Olivia De Havilland at time when rumours of him being a cock handler were circulating. Interestingly Olivia De Haviland is still alive at 102 years of age .. I wonder what tales she could tell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 28, 2019 Report Share Posted May 28, 2019 48 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Noticed a guest reading this nom .. something not mentioned on here was a sort of cover up where there were efforts to imply that he had a relationship with Olivia De Havilland at time when rumours of him being a cock handler were circulating. Interestingly Olivia De Haviland is still alive at 102 years of age .. I wonder what tales she could tell? Bullshit! Never happened. So a glamorous Hollywood film star, who was fucked by Errol Flynn, Howard Hughes and Jimmy Stewart, among many others, was porked by a fat, big nosed boring fudgepacker like The Grocer? The cunt hated women (not just Thatcher) everybody knows that. Apparently, as a child, Ted was frightened by a mad, rambling old crone like you and was traumatised for life. Ok, I made the last bit up but you started it. Fucking crazy woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 28, 2019 Report Share Posted May 28, 2019 10 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Bullshit! Never happened. So a glamorous Hollywood film star, who was fucked by Errol Flynn, Howard Hughes and Jimmy Stewart, among many others, was porked by a fat, big nosed boring fudgepacker like The Grocer? The cunt hated women (not just Thatcher) everybody knows that. Apparently, as a child, Ted was frightened by a mad, rambling old crone like you and was traumatised for life. Ok, I made the last bit up but you started it. Fucking crazy woman. It was 1971 Judge .. there is a picture of her on Getty Images (they want £375 to post it) of her off to have dinner with Edward Heath. Details of his meetings with her were liberally scattered in all the tory press along with mentions of "Ted having a ball". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 28, 2019 Report Share Posted May 28, 2019 22 minutes ago, Glowworm said: It was 1971 Judge .. there is a picture of her on Getty Images (they want £375 to post it) of her off to have dinner with Edward Heath. Details of his meetings with her were liberally scattered in all the tory press along with mentions of "Ted having a ball". Wasting your (figurative) breath. The judge doesn't believe that anyone has ever left their house, spoken to another person, travelled on a train, had sex, moved to another country, or anything at all really. In fact, I couldn't possibly have typed this. I'm a figment of your imagination. Shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 28, 2019 Report Share Posted May 28, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Wasting your (figurative) breath. The judge doesn't believe that anyone has ever left their house, spoken to another person, travelled on a train, had sex, moved to another country, or anything at all really. In fact, I couldn't possibly have typed this. I'm a figment of your imagination. Shit. The last time I left the house was 1965 Eric Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 28, 2019 Report Share Posted May 28, 2019 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Wasting your (figurative) breath. The judge doesn't believe that anyone has ever left their house, spoken to another person, travelled on a train, had sex, moved to another country, or anything at all really. In fact, I couldn't possibly have typed this. I'm a figment of your imagination. Shit. Its all been a dream Eric, I was bit by the neighbour's Jack Russel and had to go to Crewe Memorial Hospital. Mum say's that I have got to go back to school on Monday .. I hate school. Have you heard that song "Terry" by Twinkle .. its on top of the pops tonight .. I wonder if Jimmy Savile will be presenting it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 28, 2019 Report Share Posted May 28, 2019 9 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Its all been a dream Eric, I was bit by the neighbour's Jack Russel and had to go to Crewe Memorial Hospital. Mum say's that I have got to go back to school on Monday .. I hate school. Have you heard that song "Terry" by Twinkle .. its on top of the pops tonight .. I wonder if Jimmy Savile will be presenting it? I hope so. Jimmy Savile's great. I hope one day the BBC give him his own show, where he gets to meet lots of kids and find things for them to do. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 28, 2019 Report Share Posted May 28, 2019 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I hope so. Jimmy Savile's great. I hope one day the BBC give him his own show, where he gets to meet lots of kids and find things for them to do. I wonder whether he could fix it for me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 28, 2019 Report Share Posted May 28, 2019 On 19/08/2014 at 00:04, Guest said: Yes his policy in Northern Ireland added to "The Troubles". The thing I could never work out was why "Private Eye" nicknamed him "Grocer" Hheath when "Sailor" would have been more suitable given his yachting interests Cos he was fucking gross? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted May 28, 2019 Report Share Posted May 28, 2019 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Wasting your (figurative) breath. The judge doesn't believe that anyone has ever left their house, spoken to another person, travelled on a train, had sex, moved to another country, or anything at all really. In fact, I couldn't possibly have typed this. I'm a figment. I'm Shit. All about you as per fucking usual. Yawn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 28, 2019 Report Share Posted May 28, 2019 5 hours ago, Glowworm said: Noticed a guest reading this nom .. something not mentioned on here was a sort of cover up where there were efforts to imply that he had a relationship with Olivia De Havilland at time when rumours of him being a cock handler were circulating. Interestingly Olivia De Haviland is still alive at 102 years of age .. I wonder what tales she could tell? One things for sure Pen they'd be far more entertaining than the shite you pedal on here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 28, 2019 Report Share Posted May 28, 2019 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Wasting your (figurative) breath. The judge doesn't believe that anyone has ever left their house, spoken to another person, travelled on a train, had sex, moved to another country, or anything at all really. In fact, I couldn't possibly have typed this. I'm a figment of your imagination. Shit. The last time Judge left his tower block abode Harold Wilson was prime minister, a £1 note could get half ounce of Moroccan squidgy black, Bojo was bullying Punkers for his lunch money, and calling someone a coon was socially acceptable. Sadly his addiction to pork scratchings and lard, has left his piss stenched lift unable to take his weight, poor cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 28, 2019 Report Share Posted May 28, 2019 10 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: The last time Judge left his tower block abode Harold Wilson was prime minister, a £1 note could get half ounce of Moroccan squidgy black, Bojo was bullying Punkers for his lunch money, and calling someone a coon was socially acceptable. Sadly his addiction to pork scratchings and lard, has left his piss stenched lift unable to take his weight, poor cunt! Squidgy black comes from much further afield than Morocco, hence the common term for it : Paki Black. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 28, 2019 Report Share Posted May 28, 2019 Just now, King Billy said: Squidgy black comes from much further afield than Morocco, hence the common term for it : Paki Black. Worms! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 28, 2019 Report Share Posted May 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: Squidgy black comes from much further afield than Morocco, hence the common term for it : Paki Black. Bollocks does it Billy Boy I've had Moroccan squidgy in Tangier. Are you the Corner's Howard Marks? However I agree with you in principle mate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 28, 2019 Report Share Posted May 28, 2019 6 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Bollocks does it Billy Boy I've had Moroccan squidgy in Tangier. Are you the Corner's Howard Marks? However I agree with you in principle mate! No comment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 28, 2019 Report Share Posted May 28, 2019 43 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: One things for sure Pen they'd be far more entertaining than the shite you pedal on here! AHH Withers you Arab baguette blowing slippery French cunt. I knew our paths would cross again! Sadly well for me fortunately you are now having to rely on Pen as an ally, even Eddie has fucked you off, probably realized you would capitulate in a heartbeat if it came to it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.