Neil Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 Usually women and usually some awful old name like Gertrude or Mabel.Its not a person you fuckwit and the only name a car needs is 'cunt' especially if it breaks down. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 Poor Sophie .. the bastard who bought wanted her for scrappage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 29 minutes ago, Neil said: Usually women and usually some awful old name like Gertrude or Mabel.Its not a person you fuckwit and the only name a car needs is 'cunt' especially if it breaks down. You might have added "old bints" because lo and behold Pen was the first responder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 9 minutes ago, Penelope said: Poor Sophie .. the bastard who bought wanted her for scrappage Pity you weren't still in it when it got crushed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 That sinking feeling when stickers already did your nom better, why don’t you nominate that instead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 53 minutes ago, Neil said: Usually women and usually some awful old name like Gertrude or Mabel.Its not a person you fuckwit and the only name a car needs is 'cunt' especially if it breaks down. Excellent nom by the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 1 hour ago, Neil said: Usually women and usually some awful old name like Gertrude or Mabel.Its not a person you fuckwit and the only name a car needs is 'cunt' especially if it breaks down. I'd wager that you call your Bedford Rascal rape mobile "Ted Bundy". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 1 hour ago, White van man said: Pity you weren't still in it when it got crushed. You are finished here white van child. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 7, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 2 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: That sinking feeling when stickers already did your nom better, why don’t you nominate that instead? 2015 Bill FFs!!....that was ages ago,you know,when you used to be funny 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 44 minutes ago, Neil said: 2015 Bill FFs!!....that was ages ago,you know,when you used to be funny Now I’m not just funny, I’m fucking hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 William dick lickers drives a pink Fiat cappuccino with his purse and tampons in the glove compartment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 I named my 'shag wagon', people give me strange looks and honk their horn, I really have no idea why... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 2 hours ago, EreptileDysfunction said: William dick lickers drives a pink Fiat cappuccino with his purse and tampons in the glove compartment. Cutting stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hector Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 10 hours ago, Neil said: Usually women and usually some awful old name like Gertrude or Mabel.Its not a person you fuckwit and the only name a car needs is 'cunt' especially if it breaks down. I name my cars after the three letters on the number plate. My car of late is called Neil – Fucking Arse Wipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 7 hours ago, Neil said: 2015 Bill FFs!!....that was ages ago,you know,when you used to be funny Fucking hell, Neil! You got a like from Roops on that one! She's like Ratty when it comes to dishing out likes! Good work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 7, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 5 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Fucking hell, Neil! You got a like from Roops on that one! She's like Ratty when it comes to dishing out likes! Good work. That didn't apply to Hector though did it? The miserable fucker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 7, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 17 minutes ago, Hector said: I name my cars after the three letters on the number plate. My car of late is called Neil – Fucking Arse Wipe. Ah,so the nom is about people who name their cars being cunts and you've named yours.....nuff said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 29 minutes ago, Hector said: I name my cars after the three letters on the number plate. My car of late is called Neil – Fucking Arse Wipe. You've made the schoolboy error of revealing nearly half of your car registration whilst Bawsey is logged on. By 4am you're going to be face down on the banks of Loch Ness, the remaining melancholic shreds of your arsehole disconsolately flapping in the wind. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 10 hours ago, Neil said: Usually women and usually some awful old name like Gertrude or Mabel.Its not a person you fuckwit and the only name a car needs is 'cunt' especially if it breaks down. we have two cars, one has been named the shit Fiesta and the other one is fondly known as the wife's car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 Just now, luke swarm said: we have two cars, one has been named the shit Fiesta and the other one is fondly known as the wife's car. I used to call my old 1.6 Focus 'clitoris' because every cunt had one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 10 hours ago, Neil said: Usually women and usually some awful old name like Gertrude or Mabel.Its not a person you fuckwit and the only name a car needs is 'cunt' especially if it breaks down. Much better described than the half wit that nommed it before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 "KITT open the fucking boot you electronic piece of crap, I've got a bag full of Farm Foods crispy pancakes" said the Hoff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 3 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: "KITT open the fucking boot you electronic piece of crap, I've got a bag full of Farm Foods crispy pancakes" said the Hoff. I can imagine you having a similar conversation with your mobility scooter. Prostrate on the floor, drenched in your own piss and endlessly begging it to immediately take you to the nearest Wetherspoons. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 Any cunt with a VW Beetle named Herbie deserves to have the living shit kicked out of them, then kicked back into them, then kicked out once more. Then they should be set on fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 50 minutes ago, luke swarm said: we have two cars, one has been named the shit Fiesta and the other one is fondly known as the wife's car. Does she drive both? Naming could be much easier if she does....Total Loss the first and second. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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