People who post stories just to stir up shit

[Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)]

2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I can see another meltdown on the cards for troll boy. It's not even 7 o'clock and he's already flailing his spazzy little arms around like Harry Enfield's 'short bloke', looking to provoke a confrontation with his betters.

There’s nobody better than me on here.

[Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)]

3 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said:

I can smell the inside walls of MC’s anus on your breath. Don’t talk to me until you’ve sorted it out.

You have a fucking weird imagination.

[Guest N/A]

51 minutes ago, Bubba C said:

Stupid fucking cunt. 

That’s a lot of words for you Bubba.  Now go and have a lie down.

[Guest N/A]

1 hour ago, southerncunt said:

I love it when people start believing their fantasies. Maybe use some of your monopoly money and fix that wobbly board.

What an absolute surgical grade bullshitter you are. 

Massive play on my weapons grade cunt terminology...you fucking Aldi grade plagurist 

[Guest N/A]

3 hours ago, scotty said:

Am I the only one getting the horn watching roops crack the whip like a dominatrix on speed? 

 

No...I have been posting for a while now at how erotic Roops gets when she edits my Noms with her leather thigh boots on.   

[Mrs Roops]

10 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

Sorry Roops, as iam a developer who procures main Contractors and not actually a Contractor.... a fact you totally fucked up on.....I therefore do not know nor fucking give a shit about what fucking VAT rule Contractors will be under via section 55a.     You are obviously very quick on accounting so I do apologies on the “teacher” slur of character. You are obviously a fucking useless college lecturer in accounts.  Are a proper fucking bore.  A complete no life with no friends and very little in the way of social skills.

wereas Iam the sort of man who earns so much money I have to employ bean counters like you to tally it up and hide it away under the wobbly floor board at the back door of the house.

Gosh, I wasn't expecting that. I must admit I do admire the way you hold on limpet-like when you split molecular sized hairs. Remember, it wasn't too long ago when we were asked to believe you were some Gordon Gekko type character stitching up an Australian property fund with a complex deal that would confuse a derivatives trader. After that fable was shown to be a croc of shit you appear to have reinvented yourself as the Mancunian version of both Candy brothers combined. Anyway, lets get down to brass tacks; I would have thought that a property developer when developing a project from conception of an idea right through to commissioning a main contractor would, apart  from being wholly conversant with planning, building regs and tax law would still need to employ architects, structural engineers etc but above all, need to be on top of cash-flow management and the constituent parts that would effect same, yes?

The problem with Mittys like you is that you over-spin to the point that you tangle yourself in your own web of deceit. Such is your detachment from reality you simply do not comprehend how ridiculous you look. This is a shame as you are a prodigious poster who, when not transgressing the rules, does write some alternate yet interesting POVs. Stick with the opinions but avoid the make-believe, otherwise you'll be laughed off the site.

[scotty]

14 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

Gosh, I wasn't expecting that. I must admit I do admire the way you hold on limpet-like when you split molecular sized hairs. Remember, it wasn't too long ago when we were asked to believe you were some Gordon Gekko type character stitching up an Australian property fund with a complex deal that would confuse a derivatives trader. After that fable was shown to be a croc of shit you appear to have reinvented yourself as the Mancunian version of both Candy brothers combined. Anyway, lets get down to brass tacks; I would have thought that a property developer when developing a project from conception of an idea right through to commissioning a main contractor would, apart  from being wholly conversant with planning, building regs and tax law would still need to employ architects, structural engineers etc but above all, need to be on top of cash-flow management and the constituent parts that would effect same, yes?

The problem with Mittys like you is that you over-spin to the point that you tangle yourself in your own web of deceit. Such is your detachment from reality you simply do not comprehend how ridiculous you look. This is a shame as you are a prodigious poster who, when not transgressing the rules, does write some alternate yet interesting POVs. Stick with the opinions but avoid the make-believe, otherwise you'll be laughed off the site.

Phwoar. 

[PANZER MURPHY]

3 minutes ago, scotty said:

Phwoar. 

Laffin 

Panzerknacker 

[Guest N/A]

27 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

Gosh, I wasn't expecting that. I must admit I do admire the way you hold on limpet-like when you split molecular sized hairs. Remember, it wasn't too long ago when we were asked to believe you were some Gordon Gekko type character stitching up an Australian property fund with a complex deal that would confuse a derivatives trader. After that fable was shown to be a croc of shit you appear to have reinvented yourself as the Mancunian version of both Candy brothers combined. Anyway, lets get down to brass tacks; I would have thought that a property developer when developing a project from conception of an idea right through to commissioning a main contractor would, apart  from being wholly conversant with planning, building regs and tax law would still need to employ architects, structural engineers etc but above all, need to be on top of cash-flow management and the constituent parts that would effect same, yes?

The problem with Mittys like you is that you over-spin to the point that you tangle yourself in your own web of deceit. Such is your detachment from reality you simply do not comprehend how ridiculous you look. This is a shame as you are a prodigious poster who, when not transgressing the rules, does write some alternate yet interesting POVs. Stick with the opinions but avoid the make-believe, otherwise you'll be laughed off the site.

You are such a fucking horny lady with those black rimmed dominatrix glasses.   

However you do confuse the issue so much above, thinking that any ONE single person in a large property company has detailed day to day involvement in ALL aspects of the business.   Yes the CEO may have the big picture and should be aware of what all disciplines are up to. However, Iam in the delivery side of the business.  So I do not cover tax and bank cash flow, we have accounts dept who do that.  I do not cover planning, although I get heavily involved in discharging planning conditions.  I do not get too involved in building regs as it is a contractual obligation for the Main Contractor to resolve once on site building things. So you must understand that my place and function is aware of these other disciplines but in a large organization they are resourced by specialists.   

You would fail your Chartered Surveyor RICS exams if you did not “know your place” within an organization.  No one mixes the concrete, gets planning and raises the quarterly VAT bill all in one job role.  Unless you work out of a van and have your company name on a T shirt.

is that what level you deal with?

anyway Iam off to dream about a nice day down at the red lion then maybe fantasize about cutting the lawn.  

P.s

you sound so fucking horny when you quote tax legislation at me !

[southerncunt]

37 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said:

Massive play on my weapons grade cunt terminology...you fucking Aldi grade plagurist 

Plagiarist. Spend some of your massive fortune on an education, you rampaging fuckwit.

[Guest N/A]

1 minute ago, southerncunt said:

Plagiarist. Spend some of your massive fortune on an education, you rampaging fuckwit.

I’ve got immigrant grade spell check.   Or should that be spel czech 

[Guest Bill Stickers]

42 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said:

So I do not cover tax and bank cash flow, we have accounts dept who do that.  I do not cover planning, although I get heavily involved in discharging planning conditions.  I do not get too involved in building regs as it is a contractual obligation for the Main Contractor to resolve once on site building things. So you must understand that my place and function is aware of these other disciplines but in a large organization they are resourced by specialists.   

Seems to me your remit is shrinking with every bit of bullshit Roops is calling you out on.

By Sunday night you’ll admit you’re just a bricklayers’ apprentice. 

[Mrs Roops]

1 hour ago, Monumental cunt said:

You are such a fucking horny lady with those black rimmed dominatrix glasses.   

However you do confuse the issue so much above, thinking that any ONE single person in a large property company has detailed day to day involvement in ALL aspects of the business.   Yes the CEO may have the big picture and should be aware of what all disciplines are up to. However, Iam in the delivery side of the business.  So I do not cover tax and bank cash flow, we have accounts dept who do that.  I do not cover planning, although I get heavily involved in discharging planning conditions.  I do not get too involved in building regs as it is a contractual obligation for the Main Contractor to resolve once on site building things. So you must understand that my place and function is aware of these other disciplines but in a large organization they are resourced by specialists.   

You would fail your Chartered Surveyor RICS exams if you did not “know your place” within an organization.  No one mixes the concrete, gets planning and raises the quarterly VAT bill all in one job role.  Unless you work out of a van and have your company name on a T shirt.

is that what level you deal with?

anyway Iam off to dream about a nice day down at the red lion then maybe fantasize about cutting the lawn.  

P.s

you sound so fucking horny when you quote tax legislation at me !

Kensington & Chelsea Council are taking this line at present and its not working too well for them either...

Aside from you still over-spinning you have completely destroyed your own "I'm a clever cunt" story about selling a £300 million property portfolio. You have also inadvertently made history as the puntership will stand back agog that Bill and I are at one on agreeing on your reverse ferret attempt. A RICS surveyor eh? We'll factor in the standard MC coefficient of BS and leave it as the guy who holds the pole in front of the theodolite.

[Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)]

40 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said:

Seems to me your remit is shrinking with every bit of bullshit Roops is calling you out on.

By Sunday night you’ll admit you’re just a bricklayers’ apprentice. 

So, which apprenticeship are you doing? Seeing your arse?

 

[Guest DrCunt]

2 hours ago, Albert Ross Esquire said:

There’s nobody better than me on here.

PMSL. ROFL. CUNT.

[southerncunt]

2 hours ago, Albert Ross Esquire said:

There’s nobody better than me on here.

Elaborate. Because none of us can see it. 

[Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)]

2 minutes ago, southerncunt said:

Elaborate. Because none of us can see it. 

We’re all equals on here, as we’re all hiding behind our screens/devices/tablets etc.

[southerncunt]

13 minutes ago, Albert Ross Esquire said:

We’re all equals on here, as we’re all hiding behind our screens/devices/tablets etc.

No we are not. Some are interesting. Some are funny. Some I will learn from. 

Just not you.

[Ape™️]

1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said:

Kensington & Chelsea Council are taking this line at present and its not working too well for them either...

Aside from you still over-spinning you have completely destroyed your own "I'm a clever cunt" story about selling a £300 million property portfolio. You have also inadvertently made history as the puntership will stand back agog that Bill and I are at one on agreeing on your reverse ferret attempt. A RICS surveyor eh? We'll factor in the standard MC coefficient of BS and leave it as the guy who holds the pole in front of the theodolite.

You’re fucking awesome, Roops.

[Guest Bill Stickers]

3 hours ago, Albert Ross Esquire said:

There’s nobody better than me on here.

The funniest thing you’ve ever said.

1 hour ago, Albert Ross Esquire said:

So, which apprenticeship are you doing? Seeing your arse?

The least funny thing you’ve ever said.

[Guest N/A]

3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Kensington & Chelsea Council are taking this line at present and its not working too well for them either...

Aside from you still over-spinning you have completely destroyed your own "I'm a clever cunt" story about selling a £300 million property portfolio. You have also inadvertently made history as the puntership will stand back agog that Bill and I are at one on agreeing on your reverse ferret attempt. A RICS surveyor eh? We'll factor in the standard MC coefficient of BS and leave it as the guy who holds the pole in front of the theodolite.

Errrr last time I looked at the wall in my office at home in the fantasy Cotswolds house I don’t live in, there was on the wall a certificate from the RICS dated 1998 when I passed my Chartership.   Funny that.

so....your reference to the local council says it all.  You are a bitter and twisted council employee who is on fuck all money and absolutely despises but dreams of being a property developer cunt like me.    I see all the jealousy now.  It all becames clear.

tell me what do you think of the demise of local authorities like Northamptonshire County council and them going bust. Being replaced by two new unitary authorities?

with a brain like Steven Fry, surely you have a comment and indeed the entire problem solved you Google fact cunt.   You are such a fucking dick.  All your clever shite talk is pre emptive and staged, where you get in there first and ask a predisposed question.  If anyone engaged in live chat puts a question to you, there is that awkward Google search moment whilst you and Bill stickers refer to Google for the answer as you actually have no real life knowledge.  Your answers are way too choreographed to be your senile welsh thoughts.

so obvious

you are exposed.

 

[Guest N/A]

Just now, Monumental cunt said:

Errrr last time I looked at the wall in my office at home in the fantasy Cotswolds house I don’t live in, there was on the wall a certificate from the RICS dated 1998 when I passed my Chartership.   Funny that.

so....your reference to the local council says it all.  You are a bitter and twisted council employee who is on fuck all money and absolutely despises but dreams of being a property developer cunt like me.    I see all the jealousy now.  It all becames clear.

tell me what do you think of the demise of local authorities like Northamptonshire County council and them going bust. Being replaced by two new unitary authorities?

with a brain like Steven Fry, surely you have a comment and indeed the entire problem solved you Google fact cunt.   You are such a fucking dick.  All your clever shite talk is pre emptive and staged, where you get in there first and ask a predisposed question.  If anyone engaged in live chat puts a question to you, there is that awkward Google search moment whilst you and Bill stickers refer to Google for the answer as you actually have no real life knowledge.  Your answers are way too choreographed to be your senile welsh thoughts.

so obvious

you are exposed.

 

Monumental Cunt MRICS

[Guest N/A]

4 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said:

Seems to me your remit is shrinking with every bit of bullshit Roops is calling you out on.

By Sunday night you’ll admit you’re just a bricklayers’ apprentice. 

By Sunday night you will have been fucked up the arse by the bricklayers apprentice.   

[Guest N/A]

7 hours ago, Bubba C said:

Stupid fucking cunt. 

Again very poor.  See me after school.  Your recent work is not of the standard one associates with top cunts.  You are not a top cunt.  Do you think your disabilities are holding you back?  Do you think people tolerate you more because you are a spastic?  Or do you feel prejudice again you due to your flidness

 

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

5 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

You are such a fucking horny lady with those black rimmed dominatrix glasses.   

However you do confuse the issue so much above, thinking that any ONE single person in a large property company has detailed day to day involvement in ALL aspects of the business.   Yes the CEO may have the big picture and should be aware of what all disciplines are up to. However, Iam in the delivery side of the business.  So I do not cover tax and bank cash flow, we have accounts dept who do that.  I do not cover planning, although I get heavily involved in discharging planning conditions.  I do not get too involved in building regs as it is a contractual obligation for the Main Contractor to resolve once on site building things. So you must understand that my place and function is aware of these other disciplines but in a large organization they are resourced by specialists.   

You would fail your Chartered Surveyor RICS exams if you did not “know your place” within an organization.  No one mixes the concrete, gets planning and raises the quarterly VAT bill all in one job role.  Unless you work out of a van and have your company name on a T shirt.

is that what level you deal with?

anyway Iam off to dream about a nice day down at the red lion then maybe fantasize about cutting the lawn.  

P.s

you sound so fucking horny when you quote tax legislation at me !

I don't know the size of your company in terms of employees, offices, domestic or international, etc...one developer type bloke I used to know, he kicked from a cardiac problem, used to regale tales of project meetings with the various departments you mentioned, so all relevant parties involved had the same information.  Even if on the delivery end of a project, cost over run projections, local ordinance issues, infrastructure plan changes and financials (bribes to the cunts who could shut the whole works down) could be managed at every department.  Keeps the thieving pikey contractors at their best and most creative when stealing the money they aren't entitled to.  I should think you would be involved at least to that level. Of course, if the company is anything like an American corporation, you have fifty cunts all doing the same job, none doing it properly!