Frank Posted June 14, 2018 Report Share Posted June 14, 2018 15 minutes ago, southerncunt said: What the fuck are you on about? You have jumped the shark as far as fuckwittery is concerned. Pointless cunt. And just imagine, you were the sperm that won. Natural selection has failed in your case. Everything alright, Southern? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 14, 2018 Report Share Posted June 14, 2018 Waiting to have an injection in my eye.. Traumatised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 14, 2018 Report Share Posted June 14, 2018 1 hour ago, r-soles said: I'm the victim of a 'tragic event', my cock got stuck in the vacuum cleaner, when I was er... hoovering the carpet, I'm now suing Currys and Hoover for not warning me about any accidents that could befall while using said appliance in the correct way it was manufactured for. It must be a refreshing change to not have it stuck in another man's bottom. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 14, 2018 Report Share Posted June 14, 2018 34 minutes ago, southerncunt said: What the fuck are you on about? You have jumped the shark as far as fuckwittery is concerned. Pointless cunt. And just imagine, you were the sperm that won. Natural selection has failed in your case. Isn't a bit early to be on the Redtail? What i meant by your car modifying laws, is you're not even allowed to lower your car by 2mm without getting stopped by the police on a motorway and getting a fine and told to raise it back up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted June 14, 2018 Report Share Posted June 14, 2018 31 minutes ago, Penelope said: Waiting to have an injection in my eye.. Traumatised. great, thanks for keeping us updated and make sure you clean your eye out with bleach when you get home, those hospitals are teeming with MRSA, stay safe eh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 14, 2018 Report Share Posted June 14, 2018 On 6/13/2018 at 9:04 AM, Bubba C said: @cuntspotter has a book signing in the Cwmbran store next week. Bastards, bastards, you’re all bastards. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 14, 2018 Report Share Posted June 14, 2018 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: great, thanks for keeping us updated and make sure you clean your eye out with bleach when you get home, those hospitals are teeming with MRSA, stay safe eh. Cunt but you deserve a like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2018 (edited) @Frank Edited June 14, 2018 by Bubba C Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 14, 2018 Report Share Posted June 14, 2018 On 6/13/2018 at 1:03 PM, EreptileDysfunction said: Indian rent boys You usually have his arsehole in stitches He's correct You mean you tried to get him to eat your shit and peanut encrusted bellend No one would know about the planned sexual assault in the back of your van, or feeding him your smelly shit covered cock? I bet you giggle to yourself as you compose your (utterly shit) posts, unable to contain yourself at just how fucking funny you think they are. Mindless cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 14, 2018 Report Share Posted June 14, 2018 7 hours ago, EreptileDysfunction said: So what tragic life event do you blame for being a boring australian? Oh and your car modifying laws are laughable, you can literally own and drive a tank with a deactivated gun on the road in this country, suck my dick. ♿♿♿♿♿♿ But your 2mm lowering on your car was caused by there being no tread on your tyres. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 14, 2018 Report Share Posted June 14, 2018 1 hour ago, Ape said: I bet you giggle to yourself as you compose your (utterly shit) posts, unable to contain yourself at just how fucking funny you think they are. Mindless cretin. He is part of the giggle economy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 14, 2018 Report Share Posted June 14, 2018 1 hour ago, Ape said: I bet you giggle to yourself as you compose your (utterly shit) posts, unable to contain yourself at just how fucking funny you think they are. Mindless cretin. Well i'm funnier than you anyway but that goes without saying. Rattled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 14, 2018 Report Share Posted June 14, 2018 30 minutes ago, Penelope said: But your 2mm lowering on your car was caused by there being no tread on your tyres. Is your Ford Model T modified? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted June 14, 2018 Report Share Posted June 14, 2018 1 hour ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Well i'm funnier than you anyway but that goes without saying. Rattled. I agree reptile, you are funny, in fact you are fucking hilarious and I just cannot stop laughing at you and your attempts at adult humour. Don't give up because as soon as you reach puberty you will finally get the joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 14, 2018 Report Share Posted June 14, 2018 11 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I agree reptile, you are funny, in fact you are fucking hilarious and I just cannot stop laughing at you and your attempts at adult humour. Don't give up because as soon as you reach puberty you will finally get the joke. You mean "funny" like my mother was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 14, 2018 Report Share Posted June 14, 2018 1 hour ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Is your Ford Model T modified? No .. Its a Morris ISIS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted June 14, 2018 Report Share Posted June 14, 2018 22 minutes ago, Penelope said: You mean "funny" like my mother was. no, no I don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 14, 2018 Report Share Posted June 14, 2018 2 hours ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Well i'm funnier than you anyway but that goes without saying. Rattled. As I’ve already said: mindless cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 16, 2018 Report Share Posted June 16, 2018 On 6/12/2018 at 8:34 PM, Bubba C said: Soppy fucking cunts who mope about the place moaning about how their life is fucked and they’ve amounted to fuck all as: - parents got divorced - mum/dad died - never knew my grandparents - blah, blah, bollocks Fucking grow up, grow a pair and take responsibility for your own life and choices. Fuck you and suck my dick. Rare like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 16, 2018 Report Share Posted June 16, 2018 On 6/12/2018 at 9:00 PM, White van man said: I would imagine someone losing a kid would be something hard to bounce back from, so you should add this nom to your list of lifes tragic events. Nah... that falls into the real hard shit in life no one should have to deal with. All the other thing Bubba lists are bona fidi, sort yourself out cunt, items. Mum and dad divorcing, dying are par for the course. Grandparents are a luxury item often ignored anyway. Most self indulgent cunts just need a week in a third world country like Rochdale to show them just how much they should sort their shit out. Self absorbed cunts. Moping around like Morose Ken Barlow’s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 16, 2018 Report Share Posted June 16, 2018 It would have been either May or June 1957 when I was walking home along the lane from school with my 9 year old sister (I was 5) when a big black car stopped and the man in it asked if we would like to have "a lick of his lolly" .. I like ice lollies and was really cross when my sister dragged me away and said that we must run home as fast as we could. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 16, 2018 Report Share Posted June 16, 2018 2 hours ago, Penelope said: It would have been either May or June 1957 when I was walking home along the lane from school with my 9 year old sister (I was 5) when a big black car stopped and the man in it asked if we would like to have "a lick of his lolly" .. I like ice lollies and was really cross when my sister dragged me away and said that we must run home as fast as we could. Did he say "Uhuhuhuhuhuh, now then now then"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2018 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Did he say "Uhuhuhuhuhuh, now then now then"? Fuck off, you boring, slack-cunted old slag. You’re an absolute fucking disgrace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 16, 2018 Report Share Posted June 16, 2018 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Did he say "Uhuhuhuhuhuh, now then now then"? He had a black beard and turned out to be a romany when they caught him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 16, 2018 Report Share Posted June 16, 2018 39 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Fuck off, you boring, slack-cunted old slag. You’re an absolute fucking disgrace. You need to fight back hard and wack 'em with your crystal balls @camberwell gypsy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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