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3 hours ago, Roadkill said:

Make you a social outcast that every single member of a site filled with people who despise one another can all agree should really just fuck off and die? Don't listen to the wankers who will inevitably say they like you just to stir shit. There's been a meeting behind closed doors and after all of the glassings and accusations of homosexuality were out of the way the consensus is that you're fucking finished on here - despite never really starting in the first place.

There has been no meeting. You are nothing.

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36 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Bab's is cooking Stubby and I lunch after our 2pm appointment on Saturday. I'd love to see you there.

 

Fuck right off, if he's coming as well, I'm a no show.

He's always skint and to be honest I'm still not convinced you can't catch AIDS just by proximity.

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5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Fuck right off, if he's coming as well, I'm a no show.

He's always skint and to be honest I'm still not convinced you can't catch AIDS just by proximity.

To be perfectly honest with you, Stubby, Babs is a terrible cook, but she's tolerant of spastics, so any specialist dietary requirements you may have just be sure to pop them over via PM. We're fresh out of spunk, so you might have to make do with turkey dinosaurs.

@Frank She's not overly fond of Chinks. Keep Ming in the car.

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10 minutes ago, Decimus said:

To be perfectly honest with you, Stubby, Babs is a terrible cook, but she's tolerant of spastics, so any specialist dietary requirements you may have just be sure to pop them over via PM. We're fresh out of spunk, so you might have to make do with turkey dinosaurs.

@Frank She's not overly fond of Chinks. Keep Ming in the car.

One assumes you dine there regularly if she's fresh out of man mayo?

I agree with you on the request for Franco to leave the Ming in the car- she's been dead for 6 months 

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1 hour ago, Frank said:

She’s right Al. No one but no one likes you. 

 

4 hours ago, Roadkill said:

Make you a social outcast that every single member of a site filled with people who despise one another can all agree should really just fuck off and die? Don't listen to the wankers who will inevitably say they like you just to stir shit. There's been a meeting behind closed doors and after all of the glassings and accusations of homosexuality were out of the way the consensus is that you're fucking finished on here - despite never really starting in the first place.

You lot are so fucking hilarious, I've not laughed so much since Eric "offered me out".

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1 minute ago, Albert Ross Esquire said:

 

You lot are so fucking hilarious, I've not laughed so much since Eric "offered me out".

You offered me out, by PM. 

You need a good memory to be a successful bullshit artist.

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5 minutes ago, Albert Ross Esquire said:

The alcohol has killed yours.

Since you've returned from the cooler, after your spectacular meltdown, I have pretty much left you alone, but you just can't leave me alone can you? @Roadkill has got you worked out to a tee.

creepy little obsessed troll. I think the majority of members on here have worked out that the best way to get rid of you, is to simply ignore you.

bye.

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6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Since you've returned from the cooler, after your spectacular meltdown, I have pretty much left you alone, but you just can't leave me alone can you? @Roadkill has got you worked out to a tee.

creepy little obsessed troll. I think the majority of members on here have worked out that the best way to get rid of you, is to simply ignore you.

bye.

But you can't.

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7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Since you've returned from the cooler, after your spectacular meltdown, I have pretty much left you alone, but you just can't leave me alone can you? @Roadkill has got you worked out to a tee.

creepy little obsessed troll. I think the majority of members on here have worked out that the best way to get rid of you, is to simply ignore you.

bye.

So why aren't you ignoring him?

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10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Since you've returned from the cooler, after your spectacular meltdown, I have pretty much left you alone, but you just can't leave me alone can you? @Roadkill has got you worked out to a tee.

creepy little obsessed troll. I think the majority of members on here have worked out that the best way to get rid of you, is to simply ignore you.

bye.

I’ve lost count of how many times you’ve said this, eric. Not only are you a creepy old cunt, you’re in a total fucking mess. 

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2 minutes ago, Frank said:

I’ve lost count of how many times you’ve said this, eric. Not only are you a creepy old cunt, you’re in a total fucking mess. 

I've lost count of the number of times you've posted the Rocky video, heralding your triumphant return to greatness.

That hasn't really happened either, frank.

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52 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

One assumes you dine there regularly if she's fresh out of man mayo?

I agree with you on the request for Franco to leave the Ming in the car- she's been dead for 6 months.... 

....twice. 

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9 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

They're coming into my inbox thick and fast 7's but I'm not that much of a cunt to share their inane drivel with every other cunt here. It's basically the same shit posted here so I just delete it and keep poking them with a shitty shit 

Yeah, we get the mong picture, maybe you can set traps for them, shouldn't be too difficult hearing their webbed feet.

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12 hours ago, Fender777 said:

Yeah, we get the mong picture, maybe you can set traps for them, shouldn't be too difficult hearing their webbed feet.

Fuck me, the dynamic duo of Fender and Stubby are on the case.

What can I expect from this spaxis of evil? Poison pen Rizla papers under my pillow with "e=mc2" scribbled on them? Or perhaps a less than satisfactory coat of paint on the iron railings on my driveway?

What an utterly impotent pair of fucking idiots.

 

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28 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Fuck me, the dynamic duo of Fender and Stubby are on the case.

What can I suspect from this spaxis of evil? Poison pen Rizla papers under my pillow with "e=mc2" scribbled on them? Or perhaps a less than satisfactory coat of paint on the iron railings on my driveway?

What an utterly impotent pair of fucking idiots.

 

Oi Dickie boy, i knocked on your door a couple of weeks ago when i was in webbed foot land, you never answered but i could hear you shitting yourself , i knew you was shitting yourself as the stench was a match for Lady Pen....did you have her in there with you, playing hide the webbed sausage ?

Another cunt like please !!

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On 6/18/2018 at 9:59 PM, DrCunt said:

It's better than Scottish football though!

Gordon Strachan is a cunt.

I met Gordon briefly once. He is an intense man. He thinks he knows everything about football.  Which I very much doubt.  He’s a bit like I imagine Ape.  Orrible and ginger with no friends.

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On 6/19/2018 at 3:41 PM, Roadkill said:

I actually went to their weird penguin website the other day - fuckers are still going on about it.

Me too after decimus brought him up, 3000 pages of utter hilarity and ass burgers n the occasional disabled toilet.

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comments not pages

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On 6/19/2018 at 9:03 PM, Bubba C said:

Russia are doing well. 

So are Japan, they will make the final....what do you think about that, you prat ?

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I've just tuned in to watch Argentina vs Croatia to see 'Willy' printed on one of the keeper's gloves and 'Messi' in the background. It sounds like an evening in Roops' knickers.

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35 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

I've just tuned in to watch Argentina vs Croatia to see 'Willy' printed on one of the keeper's gloves and 'Messi' in the background. It sounds like an evening in Roops' knickers.

Don’t be revolting. The argies just got arse fucked, don’t ruin it for everyone. 

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