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6 hours ago, Panzerknacker said:

Stranglewanking. ..laffin..I like that term..I may steal it n not credit you 

Panzerknacker 

I think 'stranglewank' was one of mine. You're welcome to nick it, as long as you promise to use it in any future conversation you may have regarding David Carradine.

Wank softly grasshopper.

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10 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Interesting theory MongC, I thought the INXS bloke perfected then ruined the art of stranglewanking. Another excepted theory is he was bummed rotten by Barry Bennell and didn't want it coming out and facing the shame of not chomping the dirty nonces cock off at the time

I think the bumming theory is valid, but still doesn’t answer the fundamental question of what was he doing Saturday morning when his Mrs had gone to the shops, only to find him hanging in the garage upon her return.  A Gary Speed wank is the answer.

Probably introduced to such activities by the Crowe Alex coach

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7 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Keep going Albert you tiresome oik. Your cooler cell is still warm

Who the fuck are you?

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