Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 29, 2018 Report Share Posted June 29, 2018 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: How much do you pay for that at Madame Jacqueline's? He bought it along with the "magazines" in the "changeaway" shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ben White Posted June 29, 2018 Report Share Posted June 29, 2018 Let them be free and just live their lives you fuckin bumbaclaart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lord McCunty Posted June 30, 2018 Report Share Posted June 30, 2018 12 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: He must be a guest of Elton John. Those glasses, the gay hair style, and the whole body waxing. I'm holding on to hope that is NOT a nude beach, and there is only the shadow to protect us from evil. What traumatic life it must be to not only be unable to see one's cock. But the worst thing is, he can't even find it with his right hand. If he searched too hard, his arm would be sucked into a flabby vacuum and would probably end up a crippled mound of flab. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 30, 2018 Report Share Posted June 30, 2018 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: How much do you pay for that at Madame Jacqueline's? I've told you before, I don't get my fortune told, palms read, gaze into the crystal ball or any of that other traveling theft circus you practice. I hope your tribe get extreme dysentery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 30, 2018 Report Share Posted June 30, 2018 1 minute ago, Lord McCunty said: What traumatic life it must be to not only be unable to see one's cock. But the worst thing is, he can't even find it with his right hand. If he searched too hard, his arm would be sucked into a flabby vacuum and would probably end up a crippled mound of flab. Fuck off. This should make you lose your pint....he could redefine the entire concept of an auto reach around! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lord McCunty Posted June 30, 2018 Report Share Posted June 30, 2018 7 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: This should make you lose your pint....he could redefine the entire concept of an auto reach around! But what use is a reach around if the reach around administrator is a stuck pile of blubber??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 30, 2018 Report Share Posted June 30, 2018 Just now, Lord McCunty said: But what use is a reach around if the reach around administrator is a stuck pike of blubber??? For that, I would have to refer you to Pen. That is if you can stand the stench of piss and decaying flesh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lord McCunty Posted June 30, 2018 Report Share Posted June 30, 2018 PM me your number Pen xxxxx. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 30, 2018 Report Share Posted June 30, 2018 18 minutes ago, Lord McCunty said: PM me your number Pen xxxxx. You sick fuck! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 30, 2018 Report Share Posted June 30, 2018 55 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You sick fuck! I still hold on to hope he meant her credit card number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 1, 2018 Report Share Posted July 1, 2018 On 29 June 2018 at 11:32 PM, Tanusha said: As Wizz was asked yesterday .. what is your fixation with me .. do you fancy me? I'd fancy seeing you in a coffin being lowered into the ground. Alive or dead, I'm not bothered. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 2, 2018 Report Share Posted July 2, 2018 On 6/28/2018 at 11:00 AM, Wizardsleeve said: If I'm walking down the path with my missus, and we see pile upon pile of dog shit strewn about, carelessly left by the owners with utter disregard for society, is it taking a fancy to call the guilty a fucking cunt? Let's face the facts here, Pen's noms and plain post contributions are those recklessly ignored piles of shit, and I'm calling the owner a fucking cunt. Doesn't mean I fancy them, I might fancy seeing a gruesome death befall them, but I don't fancy them. As soon as you mentioned dog shit Woofers was in like a shot with his like, he loves the smell of dog shit in the morning. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 2, 2018 Report Share Posted July 2, 2018 On 6/30/2018 at 2:58 AM, Lord McCunty said: PM me your number Pen xxxxx. 42 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lord McCunty Posted July 5, 2018 Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 On 7/2/2018 at 9:26 AM, Tanusha said: 42 I was spastic drunk when I posted that. I feel dirty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 6, 2018 Report Share Posted July 6, 2018 15 hours ago, Lord McCunty said: I was spastic drunk when I posted that. I feel dirty. If the queues at the sexual health clinics are any indicator, I'd say you've made others feel dirty, as well. Filthy deviant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 6, 2018 Report Share Posted July 6, 2018 Out of interest, I thought I'd watch "the brilliant Brazil" who I've been hearing so much about. At the moment they're having their arse handed to them on a plate by the Charles Quint brewery team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 6, 2018 Report Share Posted July 6, 2018 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Out of interest, I thought I'd watch "the brilliant Brazil" who I've been hearing so much about. At the moment they're having their arse handed to them on a plate by the Charles Quint brewery team. Just realised I've posted on the wrong thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 6, 2018 Report Share Posted July 6, 2018 47 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Just realised I've posted on the wrong thread I wish you would pay as much attention to the topic as you would nicking the valuables from rooms in care homes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 6, 2018 Report Share Posted July 6, 2018 3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I wish you would pay as much attention to the topic as you would nicking the valuables from rooms in care homes. That was never proved. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 6, 2018 Report Share Posted July 6, 2018 I reckon I could get one of Simona Halep's feet up my arse and the other in my mouth.............. AT THE SAME TIME!! She's fuckin magic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 6, 2018 Report Share Posted July 6, 2018 On 6/30/2018 at 2:35 AM, Wizardsleeve said: For that, I would have to refer you to Pen. That is if you can stand the stench of piss and decaying flesh. you can take the girl out of Rhyl... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 6, 2018 Report Share Posted July 6, 2018 17 minutes ago, ratcum said: you can take the girl out of Rhyl... Could you fit Ruthin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ben White Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 On 7/6/2018 at 9:23 PM, ratcum said: I reckon I could get one of Simona Halep's feet up my arse and the other in my mouth.............. AT THE SAME TIME!! She's fuckin magic Jesus fuck, that's your taste? The mind boggling number of fit female tennis players in the world and THAT'S your taste? Your god Flinty would be very disappointed in you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 On 6/28/2018 at 5:12 AM, Drew P Pissflaps said: I'm pretty sure it would in your local. The Blue Oyster? Wasn't it? Blue Oyster? Fuck me, how old are you? Have you ever thought of writing jokes for Christmas crackers? I wouldn’t bother if I were you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 3 hours ago, judgetwi said: Fuck me, how old are you? Sounds like your usual chat up line and I was right about the Blue Oyster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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