Jump to content
Donations towards site upkeep will be thankfully received and faithfully applied....
Panzerknacker

Football comin home

Recommended Posts

1 hour ago, r-soles said:

They're all the same, EU apologists, they suck EU cock, fuck 'em, mincing footballist cunts.

r-soles, I'd absolutely love to see you standing outside the New Den on a Saturday afternoon spouting this absolutely fucking ridiculous bollocks.

I can imagine you now. Proudly sporting a plastic bowler hat emblazoned with the cross of St George, twirling an umbrella and accusing the heavily tattooed Millwall fans of rampant faggottry and a penchant for EU bureaucracy. Hours later as you lay prostrate in the gutter minus all your teeth, you'll look back on it all and think about what a fucking stupid cunt you've been.

The only things that you think you know about football is what you have read on here from the likes of Fender, Snatch and Wizz. In the real world of 21st century Britain, any man who doesn't like football is a fucking disgrace who is undoubtedly cuckolded by his missus and incapable of achieving an erection.

Kill yourself.

 

 

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest Drew P Pissflaps
3 hours ago, Ape said:

New avatar - same fucking drivel.

Fuck off.

I quite like your new avatar, Ape.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
9 minutes ago, Decimus said:

r-soles, I'd absolutely love to see you standing outside the New Den on a Saturday afternoon spouting this absolutely fucking ridiculous bollocks.

I can imagine you now. Proudly sporting a plastic bowler hat emblazoned with the cross of St George, twirling an umbrella and accusing the heavily tattooed Millwall fans of rampant faggottry and a penchant for EU bureaucracy. Hours later as you lay prostrate in the gutter minus all your teeth, you'll look back on it all and think about what a fucking stupid cunt you've been.

The only things that you think you know about football is what you have read on here from the likes of Fender, Snatch and Wizz. In the real world of 21st century Britain, any man who doesn't like football is a fucking disgrace who is undoubtedly cuckolded by his missus and incapable of achieving an erection.

Kill yourself.

 

 

Decs, I much prefer Bolivian Strap Fighting matches, Championship Cat Fighting, and mobility scooter racing.  Those are manly sports worth watching.  

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
4 hours ago, Panzerknacker said:

I'd like to see y'all get a little bit nearer n then booted out 

Panzerknacker 

 

2 hours ago, Panzerknacker said:

Y'all are that pathetic ya keep gibbering about 66'. .better to see yiz fall near the end of the competition 

LOL

Fuck off 

Panzerknacker 

Repetition. 

 

 

 

And being a cunt. 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 hour ago, Tanusha said:

Same with some scotch cunts as well. 

3b21d10f45d4a534ef5375f99400134d--highla

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
2 hours ago, Decimus said:

r-soles, I'd absolutely love to see you standing outside the New Den on a Saturday afternoon spouting this absolutely fucking ridiculous bollocks.

I can imagine you now. Proudly sporting a plastic bowler hat emblazoned with the cross of St George, twirling an umbrella and accusing the heavily tattooed Millwall fans of rampant faggottry and a penchant for EU bureaucracy. Hours later as you lay prostrate in the gutter minus all your teeth, you'll look back on it all and think about what a fucking stupid cunt you've been.

The only things that you think you know about football is what you have read on here from the likes of Fender, Snatch and Wizz. In the real world of 21st century Britain, any man who doesn't like football is a fucking disgrace who is undoubtedly cuckolded by his missus and incapable of achieving an erection.

Kill yourself.

 

 

Danny Dyer?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
9 hours ago, Ape said:

New avatar - same fucking drivel.

Fuck off.

Come on Ape. You can do better than that. Elaborate.  

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
6 hours ago, Decimus said:

r-soles, I'd absolutely love to see you standing outside the New Den on a Saturday afternoon spouting this absolutely fucking ridiculous bollocks.

I can imagine you now. Proudly sporting a plastic bowler hat emblazoned with the cross of St George, twirling an umbrella and accusing the heavily tattooed Millwall fans of rampant faggottry and a penchant for EU bureaucracy. Hours later as you lay prostrate in the gutter minus all your teeth, you'll look back on it all and think about what a fucking stupid cunt you've been.

The only things that you think you know about football is what you have read on here from the likes of Fender, Snatch and Wizz. In the real world of 21st century Britain, any man who doesn't like football is a fucking disgrace who is undoubtedly cuckolded by his missus and incapable of achieving an erection.

Kill yourself.

 

 

Only REAL men in 21st century Britain can watch football.  But only after they have picked up the kids, emptied the wash load, popped down to Waitrose for some Humus and Beard hair product.  They are fucking REAL men and can watch what the fuck they like on their Telly’s, except if Love Island is on the other side.  Then it’s catch up TV for you boys.

  • Like 1
  • Cunt 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
6 hours ago, Decimus said:

r-soles, I'd absolutely love to see you standing outside the New Den on a Saturday afternoon spouting this absolutely fucking ridiculous bollocks.

I can imagine you now. Proudly sporting a plastic bowler hat emblazoned with the cross of St George, twirling an umbrella and accusing the heavily tattooed Millwall fans of rampant faggottry and a penchant for EU bureaucracy. Hours later as you lay prostrate in the gutter minus all your teeth, you'll look back on it all and think about what a fucking stupid cunt you've been.

The only things that you think you know about football is what you have read on here from the likes of Fender, Snatch and Wizz. In the real world of 21st century Britain, any man who doesn't like football is a fucking disgrace who is undoubtedly cuckolded by his missus and incapable of achieving an erection.

Kill yourself.

 

 

Fuck me! I come in from the pub with my carry out and my steak and cheese sub (scoffed it on the bus actually, something I hate when other cunts do it but I was hungry and i’m a fucking hypocrite, get over it cunts ) and I have to read this load of utter common sense.

What the fuck is going on? What happened to you snowflake? Have you been done up the bum by Gary Taxdodger? 

I must be more pissed than I thought.

Come on England! Fuck Merkel and fuck those Frog grannyshaggers!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
29 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

Fuck me! I come in from the pub with my carry out and my steak and cheese sub (scoffed it on the bus actually, something I hate when other cunts do it but I was hungry and i’m a fucking hypocrite, get over it cunts ) and I have to read this load of utter common sense.

What the fuck is going on? What happened to you snowflake? Have you been done up the bum by Gary Taxdodger? 

I must be more pissed than I thought.

Come on England! Fuck Merkel and fuck those Frog grannyshaggers!

Old decks has been "done up the bum" as you put it, many times of course. Metaphoricaly and literally in real life from his younger, smarter work colleagues and random strangers he meets in the many bird hides in Norfolk, respectively. His anal passage regularly takes a pounding here from me and my cutting home truths/lighthearted banter but he saves the deepest part of his bat cave for roops and his weekly telling offs.

Stupid fucking wanker

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I have no idea what you are talking about but if the wanker comes from Norfolk that explains a lot.

Let’s face it......it’s not exactly the real world is it?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
7 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said:

Three shirts  ona line..football comin home. .may yiz win today n get sent home in the next one yiz perfidious cunts 

Panzerknacker 

I doubt we'll even win this one. Who gives a fuck anyway, it's not like a proper England team with names like Bobby, Geoff and Gordon. This multi-coloured bunch of cunts will probably be back here by Tuesday and continuing with the usual habits of the overpaid modern footballer...

3 lines off a mirror.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I doubt we'll even win this one. Who gives a fuck anyway, it's not like a proper England team with names like Bobby, Geoff and Gordon. This multi-coloured bunch of cunts will probably be back here by Tuesday and continuing with the usual habits of the overpaid modern footballer...

3 lines off a mirror.

3 lines off a mirror. ..I like that. .I'm going to aquire it and pass it off as my own work..welcome to the world of academia Eric baby 

Football comin home 

Yiz kunts

Fuck off

LOL

Panzerknacker 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
8 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said:

3 lines off a mirror. ..I like that. .I'm going to aquire it and pass it off as my own work..welcome to the world of academia Eric baby 

Football comin home 

Yiz kunts

Fuck off

LOL

Panzerknacker 

This is good sparing panzy. I'm a proud Englishman and you're not too proud to show your jealousy. 

I'm off out now to make sure we get a table. You go sit in a field and watch potatoes grow. 

The cross of St George is flying high.

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 minute ago, White van man said:

This is good sparing panzy. I'm a proud Englishman and you're not too proud to show your jealousy. 

I'm off out now to make sure we get a table. You go sit in a field and watch potatoes grow. 

The cross of St George is flying high.

Potatoes are a bit of a sore point for the micks. Half their ancestors died because they forgot where they buried them.

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Potatoes are a bit of a sore point for the micks. Half their ancestors died because they forgot where they buried them.

A 2 man aeroplane crashed into a cemetery in Eire. They recovered 236 bodies.

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
7 minutes ago, White van man said:

A 2 man aeroplane crashed into a cemetery in Eire. They recovered 236 bodies.

It has been reported that footballs are in holding patterns around UK airports. .it's coming home Yiz kunts 

Lol

Fuk off 

Panzerknacker 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
11 minutes ago, White van man said:

A 2 man aeroplane crashed into a cemetery in Eire. They recovered 236 bodies.

Heard the one about the Jewish Kamikaze?

Crashed his plane into his brother's scrapyard.

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Just off to watch the footy in a little bar called San Roccos in Casalanguida and I think just like me tomorrow football's fucking coming home.Ciao

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I doubt we'll even win this one. Who gives a fuck anyway, it's not like a proper England team with names like Bobby, Geoff and Gordon. This multi-coloured bunch of cunts will probably be back here by Tuesday and continuing with the usual habits of the overpaid modern footballer...

3 lines off a mirror.

I've just turned on the box and the BBC had a montage of England "fans" shouting encouragement before the main coverage started. Needless to say, the beeb are upto their old tricks again, showing three muzzies in headscarves, a couple of fucking women saying they're "super" excited, and no sign whatsoever of any actual genuine fans i.e. tattooed, white, fat bald cunts.

  • Like 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
12 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I've just turned on the box and the BBC had a montage of England "fans" shouting encouragement before the main coverage started. Needless to say, the beeb are upto their old tricks again, showing three muzzies in headscarves, a couple of fucking women saying they're "super" excited, and no sign whatsoever of any actual genuine fans i.e. tattooed, white, fat bald cunts.

I reckon Jewdy will get back late from his pride march and miss the game.

Bummer!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.


×
×
  • Create New...