nocti Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 5 minutes ago, r-soles said: And most of that is mixed with piss and jizz! Shame there isn't a toaster in there as well. Probably one just out of shot though, the fat twat. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 14 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Thank fuck I don't have to hear that fucking song any more. The only people reciting 'it's coming home' will be your neighbours when you roll in at 5am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 2 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: ...my beverage of choice for this tourney has been Scotsmen's tears. Strangely enough, the further England get and the more insanely-exaggerated the media's expectations of them become, the sweeter the inevitable bursting of the bubble becomes to those shallow provincials who wouldn't be able to spell "schadenfreude" if it was tattooed on their Neanderthal foreheads. God help us all if you ever do win it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 At least a European team won. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 1 minute ago, Anon said: At least a European team won. Fuck off, Pen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 1 minute ago, Anon said: At least a European team won. On the slim chance you're not Pen, welcome to the Corner, and good work on the avatar. My opening advice would be to say "cunt" more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 16 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: On the slim chance you're not Pen, welcome to the Corner, and good work on the avatar. My opening advice would be to say "cunt" more. Are you a homosexual? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 17 minutes ago, Anon said: Are you a homosexual? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 48 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Strangely enough, the further England get and the more insanely-exaggerated the media's expectations of them become, the sweeter the inevitable bursting of the bubble becomes to those shallow provincials who wouldn't be able to spell "schadenfreude" if it was tattooed on their Neanderthal foreheads. Can't see why they'd get a tattoo of the German reserve goalkeeper, but I get your point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 46 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: My opening advice would be to say "cunt" more. Baws you bean-spilling cunt, it took me almost 4 years to figure that out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 Vive last France 🇫🇷 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Strangely enough, the further England get and the more insanely-exaggerated the media's expectations of them become, the sweeter the inevitable bursting of the bubble becomes to those shallow provincials who wouldn't be able to spell "schadenfreude" if it was tattooed on their Neanderthal foreheads. God help us all if you ever do win it. Deep down we all know it's a quid pro quo thing. Only one team can win it and for that to be England takes a leap of faith of Bob Beamon proportions. We know that. You know that So south of Hadrian's wall it's been great to think of all those 'Colombian....,fuck, Sweden..... oh shit it's Croatia now', replica shirts being sold to the ABE's - and now you get your ya-ya's out, cracking on about 'English arrogance' and other cliché's that are, well, just that. ....and then in a couple of days when it's all forgotten, we can get back to the real issue - ganging up on the fucking Eskimos! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Anon said: Are you a homosexual? Raise Baws wrath at your own peril. We've all only ever tried it once, and only once since the dawning of time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 2 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Deep down we all know it's a quid pro quo thing. Only one team can win it and for that to be England takes a leap of faith of Bob Beamon proportions. We know that. You know that So south of Hadrian's wall it's been great to think of all those 'Colombian....,fuck, Sweden..... oh shit it's Croatia now', replica shirts being sold to the ABE's - and now you get your ya-ya's out, cracking on about 'English arrogance' and other cliché's that are, well, just that. ....and then in a couple of days when it's all forgotten, we can get back to the real issue - ganging up on the fucking Eskimos! There's still the 3rd place play off fucking at the hands of the Belgians on Saturday to get through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: There's still the 3rd place play off fucking at the hands of the Belgians on Saturday to get through. It will be good if Brussels wins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 45 minutes ago, Anon said: It will be good if Brussels wins. The average Belgian is the only creature in creation more fraudulently French than you. Fuck off, Withers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 48 minutes ago, Anon said: It will be good if Brussels wins. ....and if we win, the cunts'll want to do best two out of three, if art imitates life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: The average Belgian is the only creature in creation more fraudulently French than you. Fuck off, Withers. You think it's Withers? I'm fucking convinced it's Pen. The clue is the total and uncompromising absence of humour and entertainment value. Withers would have slipped up and said something funny by now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: You think it's Withers? I'm fucking convinced it's Pen. The clue is the total and uncompromising absence of humour and entertainment value. Withers would have slipped up and said something funny by now. I'm with you on this Eric, it's that spectacularly boring old fanny fart, Penelope. In fact, I'd bet your life on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: You think it's Withers? I'm fucking convinced it's Pen. The clue is the total and uncompromising absence of humour and entertainment value. Withers would have slipped up and said something funny by now. 3 minutes ago, Trumpton Bacon said: I'm with you on this Eric, it's that spectacularly boring old fanny fart, Penelope. In fact, I'd bet your life on it. Always go with your first instinct... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 2 hours ago, Anon said: It will be good if Brussels wins. Sprouts, the fucking lot of 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: Sprouts, the fucking lot of 'em. I admire you .. are you a normal man from Worthing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 6 minutes ago, Anon said: I admire you .. are you a normal man from Worthing? Fuck off Pen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fuck off Pen. Are you a stakeholder? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 15 minutes ago, Anon said: Are you a stakeholder? Throw yourself on the tracks in your spunk stained anorak you stupid fucking cunt 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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