Hot weather

[Frank]

32 minutes ago, The Beast said:

If that really was your father playing snooker with you, he looked in rude health to me. As fucking cliched as it sounds, you only get one dad, enjoy their company whilst you can. Fuck what all the insulting one parent bastards say on here. 

He’s fucking dead, proper. Leave me alone. 

[Stubby Pecker]

4 minutes ago, Frank said:

He’s fucking dead, proper. Leave me alone. 

You stupid fucking cunt. Drown yourself in your own blood, spunk and shit filled toilet bowl, you vile excuse for a dog shit.

Just sayin'

[Decimus]

15 minutes ago, Frank said:

He’s fucking dead, proper. Leave me alone. 

Despite the fact that Proper has quite clearly been on the sauce and slurring Danny Boy all evening, I still don't think there's any excuse for him to open up your old wounds with all his sentimental fucking "one love" bollocks, the soppy cunt.

I'll be eagerly watching out for his subsequent grovelling apology.

[The Beast]

10 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Despite the fact that Proper has quite clearly been on the sauce and slurring Danny Boy all evening, I still don't think there's any excuse for him to open up your old wounds with all his sentimental fucking "one love" bollocks, the soppy cunt.

I'll be eagerly watching out for his subsequent grovelling apology.

Yeah, well perhaps I misjudged the situation. His mother has died three times and Ming, at least twice. 

No apologies.

[camberwell gypsy]

21 hours ago, Lord McCunty said:

I blame Brexit.

I blame it on the boogie 

[Frank]

49 minutes ago, The Beast said:

Yeah, well perhaps I misjudged the situation. His mother has died three times and Ming, at least twice. 

No apologies.

When I lost my Ming for the third time, if it wasn’t for the solace found here in the comforting words of the membership, I doubt I’d be here today. 

Thank you, Proper. 

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

58 minutes ago, The Beast said:

Yeah, well perhaps I misjudged the situation. His mother has died three times and Ming, at least twice. 

No apologies.

You should feel shame....abusing an orphan.  I'm very disappointed, Proper.  

[Stubby Pecker]

52 minutes ago, Frank said:

When I lost my Ming for the third time, if it wasn’t for the solace found here in the comforting words of the membership, I doubt I’d be here today. 

Thank you, Proper. 

She's next to the Finders Crispy Pancakes, below the choc ices 

[ratcum]

1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said:

You stupid fucking cunt. Drown yourself in your own blood, spunk and shit filled toilet bowl, you vile excuse for a dog shit.

Just sayin'

You could have just said 'Thatcher'

[Guest judgetwi]

On 7/8/2018 at 9:04 AM, Monumental cunt said:

It’s been a particularly fine summer, possibly the best since 1976.  Everyone is tanned, everyone is living off BBQs and beers in the garden, the lawn doesn’t even need cutting.  But some cunts just can’t help themselves.  I was down the pub yesterday watching Gareths boys march onto the Semis, when some fat sweating cunt walked in and was complaining it was too hot.  They had been home for ANOTHER shower, like that was possibly the second one in a week. The dirty smelly sweaty cunts.   Other old cunts dressed in wool clothes, with wax jacket Rain coats were agreeing by nodding their hot ruddy faces.  The conversation went onto the topic of, its too hot to sleep at night, and all agreed.  One fucking unpleasant country turnip said he had not slept for weeks as it was too hot.  I suppose the combined body heat of a thousand animals and lack of ventilation in his chicken loft does cause him some  problems dropping off.  They all concluded we need some RAIN soon and that it was becoming uncomfortable.  What a bunch of cunts, we get four weeks of relatively warm weather back to back and everyone is fucking topping themselves.  We get the fucking shit weather we deserve.  No doubt the Daily Mail will be running a story, Snow Storms to hit Britain next week.  They always have some utterly fucking wrong weather story on the front pages, like it’s hit 52 degrees in my back garden, says lying cunt from Birmingham.

 Boring northern stereotype has exhausted all the possible World Cup threads, looks at the BBC and says “Perhaps I can get some attention by moaning about the fucking weather?” 

But being a rich braggart, and therefore smart, he moans about other cunts moaning about the fucking weather.

 

Total self-absorbed, attention seeking, tiny winkle fucking wanker.

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

11 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

 Boring northern stereotype has exhausted all the possible World Cup threads, looks at the BBC and says “Perhaps I can get some attention by moaning about the fucking weather?” 

But being a rich braggart, and therefore smart, he moans about other cunts moaning about the fucking weather.

 

Total self-absorbed, attention seeking, tiny winkle fucking wanker.

Did you cook this evening, Judge, or go for a take away?

[Wolfie]

On 7/8/2018 at 9:04 AM, Monumental cunt said:

It’s been a particularly fine summer, possibly the best since 1976.  Everyone is tanned, everyone is living off BBQs and beers in the garden, the lawn doesn’t even need cutting.  But some cunts just can’t help themselves.  I was down the pub yesterday watching Gareths boys march onto the Semis, when some fat sweating cunt walked in and was complaining it was too hot.  They had been home for ANOTHER shower, like that was possibly the second one in a week. The dirty smelly sweaty cunts.   Other old cunts dressed in wool clothes, with wax jacket Rain coats were agreeing by nodding their hot ruddy faces.  The conversation went onto the topic of, its too hot to sleep at night, and all agreed.  One fucking unpleasant country turnip said he had not slept for weeks as it was too hot.  I suppose the combined body heat of a thousand animals and lack of ventilation in his chicken loft does cause him some  problems dropping off.  They all concluded we need some RAIN soon and that it was becoming uncomfortable.  What a bunch of cunts, we get four weeks of relatively warm weather back to back and everyone is fucking topping themselves.  We get the fucking shit weather we deserve.  No doubt the Daily Mail will be running a story, Snow Storms to hit Britain next week.  They always have some utterly fucking wrong weather story on the front pages, like it’s hit 52 degrees in my back garden, says lying cunt from Birmingham.

Apart from Neil. Even with 30-degree rays consistently beaming down on the body of a Wetherspoon's BBQ-hogging whale, greased with Poundland's factor 2 coconut oil, his pale frame can still be identified from deep space satellite.

[Guest N/A]

On 7/10/2018 at 12:22 AM, judgetwi said:

 Boring northern stereotype has exhausted all the possible World Cup threads, looks at the BBC and says “Perhaps I can get some attention by moaning about the fucking weather?” 

But being a rich braggart, and therefore smart, he moans about other cunts moaning about the fucking weather.

 

Total self-absorbed, attention seeking, tiny winkle fucking wanker.

You are VERY good.   Is that you Roops in disguise?

[Guest N/A]

17 hours ago, Wolfie said:

Apart from Neil. Even with 30-degree rays consistently beaming down on the body of a Wetherspoon's BBQ-hogging whale, greased with Poundland's factor 2 coconut oil, his pale frame can still be identified from deep space satellite.

Would he go brown if we used 98 Ron and a match?

[Guest N/A]

On 7/9/2018 at 12:17 PM, Lady Penelope said:

Back in July 1976 I went to Prestatyn one Sunday and had to walk barefoot from the beach to the station 'cos some cunt had nicked me shoes.

Scousers  no doubt.  They fucking rob anything that’s not nailed to the floor.  They flood North Wales living in their shitty caravans in the summer.   Like fucking Pikeys, but worse.

[Guest Erroreptile404]

5 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

Scousers  no doubt.  They fucking rob anything that’s not nailed to the floor.  They flood North Wales living in their shitty caravans in the summer.   Like fucking Pikeys, but worse.

Cos Mancs are a shining example to society eh?

[Guest Lady Penelope]

5 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

Scousers  no doubt.  They fucking rob anything that’s not nailed to the floor.  They flood North Wales living in their shitty caravans in the summer.   Like fucking Pikeys, but worse.

You have forgot the cunts from Stoke.