Guest N/A Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 Got car jacked by three Asian cunts wearing Al Quaida Omar Sharif face veils and jundi muzzers skull caps today. Car was parked in Busy retail car park, I came out of meeting with colleague and was just 10 yards from my car, when a red Audi RS4 fired up next to my car and sped past us, closely followed by my car with Jihadi John driving it with a muzzer passenger. I had the key in my pocket and they must have been sat in red Audi waiting to pick up a signal and used some device to scan the key code. In seconds they had jumped into my car and started the ignition...with no key....and driven off. Took maybe less than 10 seconds. A bit of cunty public information. All please be aware this is the latest twist on how the shit stained cunts Knick cars. Apparently they stab you if you go near them according to plod. So just watch and let them have it. next part of the cuntery of a day was being picked up and taken to the station for a statement. Plod said they had no chance of finding the car as they only had 1 traffic car and 12 pandas on patrol in the West Midlands at that time. Apparently everyone is being shipped up to Scotland to provide a massive Police presence for Trump to play golf safely in Scotland this weekend. So skeleton staff everywhere. Plod was more bothered about missing the World Cup than my car. that Trump cunt owes me one heavy mileage, cheap knackered RS5 that Roops very kindly valued for me at only £15k for insurance purposes despite it being sticker price way more than that. No doubt Roops works for Admiral insurance in Wales call Centre and I will be talking to her tomorrow. What a cunt of a day. i fucking hate jundies replacement will be a knackered rusty white transit van, more in keeping with my persona. Who would Knick one of them? A fucking pikey. Nothing’s safe with those cunts around. 2 cars in 11 months gone ......that’s what a lovely integrated, diverse, multi cultural, social community brings to modern society. Fucking robbing muzzer cunts that the law does not want to deal with, because it’s too hard. Whilst white Anglo Saxon people get ANPR to death if we do 35 in a 30 zone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 What are your thoughts on using a steering lock next time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 I’ve never wanted one of your fictitious yarns of shite to be true more than this. Also, duly noted that White people have never, in recorded history, ever stolen anything from anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 3 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Got car jacked by three Asian cunts wearing Al Quaida Omar Sharif face veils and jundi muzzers skull caps today. Car was parked in Busy retail car park, I came out of meeting with colleague and was just 10 yards from my car, when a red Audi RS4 fired up next to my car and sped past us, closely followed by my car with Jihadi John driving it with a muzzer passenger. I had the key in my pocket and they must have been sat in red Audi waiting to pick up a signal and used some device to scan the key code. In seconds they had jumped into my car and started the ignition...with no key....and driven off. Took maybe less than 10 seconds. A bit of cunty public information. All please be aware this is the latest twist on how the shit stained cunts Knick cars. Apparently they stab you if you go near them according to plod. So just watch and let them have it. next part of the cuntery of a day was being picked up and taken to the station for a statement. Plod said they had no chance of finding the car as they only had 1 traffic car and 12 pandas on patrol in the West Midlands at that time. Apparently everyone is being shipped up to Scotland to provide a massive Police presence for Trump to play golf safely in Scotland this weekend. So skeleton staff everywhere. Plod was more bothered about missing the World Cup than my car. that Trump cunt owes me one heavy mileage, cheap knackered RS5 that Roops very kindly valued for me at only £15k for insurance purposes despite it being sticker price way more than that. No doubt Roops works for Admiral insurance in Wales call Centre and I will be talking to her tomorrow. What a cunt of a day. i fucking hate jundies replacement will be a knackered rusty white transit van, more in keeping with my persona. Who would Knick one of them? A fucking pikey. Nothing’s safe with those cunts around. 2 cars in 11 months gone ......that’s what a lovely integrated, diverse, multi cultural, social community brings to modern society. Fucking robbing muzzer cunts that the law does not want to deal with, because it’s too hard. Whilst white Anglo Saxon people get ANPR to death if we do 35 in a 30 zone. You just can’t help yourself, can you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 Wow,...good Charlie was it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 Lot to be said for driving a 19 year old Citroën van MC baby Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 7 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Lot to be said for driving a 19 year old Citroën van MC baby Panzerknacker Indeed, no one bats an eyelid when there's a blood stained mattress in the back along with a bag of iron tools and industrial bleach. You try riding around in a merc with that shit on the back seat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 18 minutes ago, Decimus said: Indeed, no one bats an eyelid when there's a blood stained mattress in the back along with a bag of iron tools and industrial bleach. You try riding around in a merc with that shit on the back seat. 'Sprinter' Style, performance and discretion for the more discerning sex murderer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 Fucking Asains, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 9 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Fucking Asains, eh? He thinks they are worse than the other drakies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 What a load of fucking bollocks, "car jacked" what is this L.A or something? Also i doubt a load of Bruce Lee lookalikes stole your car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 5 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: He thinks they are worse than the other drakies. Fuckin' Stapikanis! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 2 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Also, duly noted that White people have never, in recorded history, ever stolen anything from anyone. That is perfectly true there is and never has been any "white on white crime" except where Panzer lives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 13 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: What a load of fucking bollocks, "car jacked" what is this L.A or something? Also i doubt a load of Bruce Lee lookalikes stole your car. Substitute Audi with 2001 Rover 45. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 8 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Substitute Audi with 2001 Rover 45. I think MC got shit faced and fell asleep watching a DVD of Rumble in the Bronx and had a lucid dream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 54 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'Sprinter' Style, performance and discretion for the more discerning sex murderer. I have a Merc Sprinter 312. So yes, you're correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 Stay the fuck out of my city in future. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 3 minutes ago, Snowy said: Stay the fuck out of my city in future. It couldn't be..could it? Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 4 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: It couldn't be..could it? Panzerknacker The plot thickens.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 3 minutes ago, Snowy said: The plot thickens.... Its MC .. "The THICK plotens". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 2 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Lot to be said for driving a 19 year old Citroën van MC baby Panzerknacker 19 years? It's obviously old, ugly, slow, needs continual maintenance to keep it roadworthy, doesn't have all the wondrous electronic gadgetry which often makes driving a pleasure, probably scrapes through its MOT by the skin of its teeth each year, is getting disproportionally expensive to insure because of its age, and, being French, is typically built like a tin of Tesco Value beans. It hardly strikes me as being a bird-puller, either, but I suppose your intelligence and charm helps to eliminate this particular criticism. You're right. There's a lot to be said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 40 minutes ago, Wolfie said: 19 years? It's obviously old, ugly, slow, needs continual maintenance to keep it roadworthy, doesn't have all the wondrous modern gadgetry which often makes driving a pleasure, probably scrapes through its MOT by the skin of its teeth each year, is getting disproportionally expensive to insure because of its age, and, being French, is typically built like a tin of Tesco Value beans. It hardly strikes me as being a bird-puller, either, but I suppose your intelligence and charm helps to eliminate this particular criticism. You're right. There's a lot to be said. It's positively north Korean in its construction. .unhindered by the banks of sensors that cripple modern vehicle's for no good reason whatsoever ..over half a million miles on it and it's still going. . Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 3 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: It's positively north Korean in its construction. .unhindered by the banks of sensors that cripple modern vehicle's for no good reason whatsoever ..over half a million miles on it and it's still going. . Panzerknacker Over half a million miles on the clock, wow. And they say dogs take after their owners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 5 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Over half a million miles on the clock, wow. And they say dogs take after their owners. Do ya actually have anything of use to say or is this just a wasting the internet exercise Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 11 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Do ya actually have anything of use to say or is this just a wasting the internet exercise Panzerknacker That’s pretty rich coming from you, fuckface. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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