camberwell gypsy Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 13 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: At least you can see which era my style is taken from. Pink shirt and white slip on shoes combo. Looks good x You are Frank and I claim my prize😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 1 minute ago, Monumental cunt said: Eeerrr. Come back to teacher when you can read the whole first line. If you struggle ask Pen to help you this Nom is soo obvious even a fucking cretin like you could get it. Having Azif Patel round for tea Ape. Watch the cuttelary doesn’t go missing, but then again I suppose plastic chip forks can be replaced easy Come back to teacher? If I do, will teacher explain to me what an Asain is? You’re spectacularly stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Iam Ape said: Please, please believe that I’m very wealthy, had an RS5 and live in the Cotswolds! I’ll do whatever it takes to prove it! I’ll take time out of my hectic, highflying job to post photographic evidence. I’ll do anything, but please, please just believe me! It means everything to me that you all just believe! Roops has a high flying job. Well, it is when she's on her broomstick. Cackle cackle cackle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 2 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: If you use a better camera next time, I can probably scan at least a partial-match fingerprint; but make sure there's no shit on the end of it, there's a good chap, it fucks up the pattern comparison algorithms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 8 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: That was exactly the look we went for. Kevin mcloud thought it was fucking amazing MC, I have to say that for pure entertainment purposes, you're probably the best one on here, the gift that keeps giving. Not since Ding have I loved to hate someone so much. Keep up the so-shit-it's-good work. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 20 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: Miami Vice....not Neighbours. Look it up on Google. for cheap looking doors and frames, look at expensive doors and old frames. Your barrat house will no doubt be cutting edge Travis Perkins look. Great. Tell me, why do you need the white safety lines on the mirrored doors? Is it to stop a monumental spastic such as your good self walking into them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 23 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Great. Tell me, why do you need the white safety lines on the mirrored doors? Is it to stop a monumental spastic such as your good self walking into them? No....it’s called stylish interior design. Something you would know little about in your charmed remains of a Grenfel flat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 Just now, Monumental cunt said: No....it’s called stylish interior design. Something you would know little about in your charmed remains of a Grenfel flat. Charmed. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 41 minutes ago, Decimus said: MC, I have to say that for pure entertainment purposes, you're probably the best one on here, the gift that keeps giving. Not since Ding have I loved to hate someone so much. Keep up the so-shit-it's-good work. I keep trying. Someone has to do it. A site filled with APES would be fucking pointless irritating slanging with absolutely no NOMs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 1 minute ago, Iam Ape said: Charmed. Lol. Chard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 1 minute ago, Monumental cunt said: I keep trying. Someone has to do it. A site filled with APES would be fucking pointless irritating slanging with absolutely no NOMs. Trying to do what? Make a complete cunt of yourself? Mission accomplished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 17 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: No....it’s called stylish interior design. .....at the same time that your TK Max shorts were on trend. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 3 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: I know you lot in the student fuckwit clique on here, would rather have a bunch of fucking asian thieving refugees round your house for tea and to fuck your ###### , before you DARE actually call them cunts. But the bare facts are the fucking Asian community is just full of dirty stealing snidely shifty sinbad al quaidia cunts. Who do fuck all work and just go rob white folks for a living. photo evidence required of course. Because you fucking lot can’t believe there is a world outside your bedroom. Picture of police notes...fake Cotswold stone in background of course. My fucking finger pointing at it. You asian loving cunts You must be delighted to get official paperwork confirming your victim status. Maybe you can send a few copies to @judgetwi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 @Monumental cunt I just called what I guessed was your local constabulary pretending to be your lawyer. Enjoy the gay porn subscription coming to your address. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 5 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: You must be delighted to get official paperwork confirming your victim status. Maybe you can send a few copies to @judgetwi? Judge is currently stuck in an infinite feedback loop, muttering "Free Tommy Robinson" with his pants down in Parliament square. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Judge is currently stuck in an infinite feedback loop, muttering "Free Tommy Robinson" with his pants down in Parliament square. Bollocks to judge, I’ve got all of MC’s info from some dopey front desk PCSO phone call handler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 5 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Bollocks to judge, I’ve got all of MC’s info from some dopey front desk PCSO phone call handler. You best hope that his rented "noirs" are too busy mining his arsehole to turn up at your HIMO to reap revenge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 7 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: @Monumental cunt I just called what I guessed was your local constabulary pretending to be your lawyer. Enjoy the gay porn subscription coming to your address. See your PM. An extraordinary coincidence or is MC out of his tiny mind? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 5 minutes ago, Frank said: See your PM. An extraordinary coincidence or is MC out of his tiny mind? I'll thank you to keep your substantial beak out of this. Whilst you've been posting nonsense about John Lobb's and Gyppo's minge, we've been tirelessly working on MC for months. This doesn't concern you. Fuck off and talk garden parasols with Jacko. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 4 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: I know you lot in the student fuckwit clique on here, would rather have a bunch of fucking asian thieving refugees round your house for tea and to fuck your ###### , before you DARE actually call them cunts. But the bare facts are the fucking Asian community is just full of dirty stealing snidely shifty sinbad al quaidia cunts. Who do fuck all work and just go rob white folks for a living. photo evidence required of course. Because you fucking lot can’t believe there is a world outside your bedroom. Picture of police notes...fake Cotswold stone in background of course. My fucking finger pointing at it. You asian loving cunts 4 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: What is it with older men and their complete lack of self worth and style. It appears to me as a chap in his later years, that a lot of men have simply given up on fashion, or even just wearing clean clothes. We have a new starter at work who is in his 40s and he turned up the other day in a pair of plastic shoes that a police man would look shit in. His trousers were grey polyester matalan cheapo slacks. His shirt was badly ironed and was supposed to be white but was grey in the wash. He also smelt, “stale” like his clothes had been on the washing line directly outside the extractor fan of a 24 hour McDonald’s fat fryer. His hair was of no style or cut description and was reminiscent of me in my school photos ages 5 , before I learnt to comb my hair and wash it and to tell my mum to fuck off when trying home cutting it. Basically I can see guys wandering around town, over the age of 35 with not an ounce of self image or personal pride in their appearance. You know the sort of guy Roops would fancy. They look like a fucking set of scruffy tramp cunts and someone needs to get hold of them all and give them a makeover. Maybe upgrade their look by introducing them to charity shops or a waste bin. I imagine Blubber C looking like this when he grows up. I count Ape out of discussions of fashion as no doubt he can rock the look anywhere with his Hanna Montana T shirt and pink chinos. Yeah? I seldom see those types of skinny denim roll-up shorts being worn by an older generation. Moreover, elderly men (or those of an age you claim to be) lose pretty much all leg-hair over the years. Not so in the photo. And, while being no hand expert, that soft finger looks as though it's seen more young Asian fanny than hard building site-graft to grow a successful construction business. Also, most would agree it's a little odd for an old-school macho tradesman to be so in touch with other men's fashion. It begs the question: is this you, or is it your son, or even your partner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 21 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: @Monumental cunt I just called what I guessed was your local constabulary pretending to be your lawyer. Enjoy the gay porn subscription coming to your address. A sting worthy of Henry Gondorff himself. I can just imagine how the conversation went: William T.D. Stickers: I am an important lawyer calling on behalf of a client whose car was stolen. Dumb fuck copper: Which client is that, then? WTDS: Er, Mr Cunt. Mr Monumental Cunt DFC: Ah, you mean ***** *******. Yes, he is a cunt, isn't he. WTDS: All your info are belong to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: is it your son, or boyfriend? I'd like to suggest that they're not both mutually exclusive, but I have a feeling that Admin wouldn't approve. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 22 minutes ago, Frank said: See your PM. An extraordinary coincidence or is MC out of his tiny mind? If MC isn’t already regretting all of this, he will by at 1.45PM on Sunday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 21 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: A sting worthy of Henry Gondorff himself. I can just imagine how the conversation went: William T.D. Stickers: I am an important lawyer calling on behalf of a client whose car was stolen. Dumb fuck copper: Which client is that, then? WTDS: Er, Mr Cunt. Mr Monumental Cunt DFC: Ah, you mean ***** *******. Yes, he is a cunt, isn't he. WTDS: All your info are belong to me. I acted casual with the copper, like the kind of salt of the earth, high fee lawyer-cum-geezer MC would employ. Enquired about “the landline number of the old boy who had his RS5 twocked yesterday by them Asians” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 15 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: I acted casual with the copper, like the kind of salt of the earth, high fee lawyer-cum-geezer MC would employ. Enquired about “the landline number of the old boy who had his RS5 twocked yesterday by them Asians” You've fucked that up. He would have said 'them Asains' in the incident report. Like Saddam Asain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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