Decimus Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 Currently travelling home from a course on a sweatbox of a train completely packed full of fucking idiots from Norfolk who have spent the day in "that there London" and are suitably excited like a group of fucking Neanderthals who have been confronted with a tin opener. Some tattooed, disgusting fucking slapper of a mother has dumped her two kids on my table whilst she has swanned further up the aisle to sit with her husband. I've now spent an hour with some tart's kids completely against my fucking will and if I had a gun I'd shoot her, her ugly fucking kids and everyone else on the train. I hope the next time this stupid slag inflicts her children on passengers she sits them with a brutal nonce who abducts them and fucking kills them dead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 I’m on Bois Plage. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 Just now, Frank said: I’m on Bois Plage. Any kids there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 26 minutes ago, Decimus said: Any kids there? Oh dear, this conversation is straying frighteningly close to Savile territory, I hope you realise the consequences of this indiscretion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 6 minutes ago, r-soles said: Oh dear, this conversation is straying frighteningly close to Savile territory, I hope you realise the consequences of this indiscretion. I'm afraid that you can consider yourself reported. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 27 minutes ago, Decimus said: I hope the next time this stupid slag inflicts her children on passengers she sits them with a brutal nonce who abducts them and fucking kills them dead. The next time? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 1 minute ago, Decimus said: I'm afraid that you can consider yourself reported. Just now, Cuntybaws said: The next time? I've just reported myself, to save time later. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 24 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm afraid that you can consider yourself reported. What a whiny little cunt you are, and you were the one threatening the kiddies, suck it up and fuck off, snowflake! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 4 minutes ago, r-soles said: What a whiny little cunt you are, and you were the one threatening the kiddies, suck it up and fuck off, snowflake! Shooting a child at point blank range in its face is less of a crime than giving it some sweets and a tickle in the back of a transit van You make me fucking sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 3 hours ago, Decimus said: Any kids there? No kids.. just Ming and I. She’s on her first kir royale of the night and her entire fucking being makes me sick. She starts around 7 every night, takes a sip and without fail lets out the longest ’aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagghhhhh’ you could ever imagine. Do you have any idea how much that upsets me? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ape™️ Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 3 minutes ago, Frank said: No kids.. just Ming and I. She’s on her first kir royale of the night and her entire fucking being makes me sick. She starts around 7 every night, takes a sip and without fail let’s out the longest ’aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagghhhhh’ you could ever imagine. Do you have any idea how much that upsets me? Has she ever said “that hits the spot?” If she ever does, punch her in the throat as hard as you fucking can. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 9 minutes ago, Frank said: No kids.. just Ming and I. She’s on her first kir royale of the night and her entire fucking being makes me sick. She starts around 7 every night, takes a sip and without fail let’s out the longest ’aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagghhhhh’ you could ever imagine. Do you have any idea how much that upsets me? I can't even begin to imagine. The Chinese in general are renowned for their uncouth manners, so it's a testament to your patience that you have yet to shove her fat, squinty fucking face into her own boiling hot peanut oil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 3 hours ago, Iam Ape said: Has she ever said “that hits the spot?” If she ever does, punch her in the throat as hard as you fucking can. She knows I can’t stand it. I think she genuinely enjoys her first kir of the evening so much she just can’t control herself. ‘Aaaaaaaaaaaaaggghh.. bliss’ she says, while my eyes are popping out of my fucking head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 6 minutes ago, Frank said: ........................while my eyes are popping out of my fucking head. What more than usual, you emaciated old buffoon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 5 minutes ago, Frank said: She knows I can’t stand it. I think she genuinely enjoys her first kir of the evening so much she just can’t control it. ‘Aaaaaaaaaaaaaggghh.. bliss’ she says, while my eyes are popping out of my fucking head. If she likes frothy Kir that much, why not force down a few dozen punnets of blackberries and masturbate vigorously all over her face several hours later. If she says "Aaaaaaaaggghh..." to that, post it on Vimeo. If she doesn't, kick her cunt in. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 I've just finished dins and now having a rest before going for pints Fuk y'all Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 49 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The next time? Post of the month. proving less is more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 18 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: What more than usual, you emaciated old buffoon? Forget it, alf... I’ve got grey pubes. That’s where I’m at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 49 minutes ago, Decimus said: I can't even begin to imagine. The Chinese in general are renowned for their uncouth manners, so it's a testament to your patience that you have yet to shove her fat, squinty fucking face into her own boiling hot peanut oil. I think Frank forgot the e at the end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 22 minutes ago, Frank said: Forget it, alf... I’ve got grey pubes. That’s where I’m at. What an awful image to contemplate. Your little bullet nestled within a thatch of sparse, silver hair, a solitary drop of precum glistening like a tear at your Jap's eye as your genitals reminisce about a youth and pitch black pubes that were left behind in a bygone era. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Currently travelling home from a course on a sweatbox of a train completely packed full of fucking idiots from Norfolk who have spent the day in "that there London" and are suitably excited like a group of fucking Neanderthals who have been confronted with a tin opener. Some tattooed, disgusting fucking slapper of a mother has dumped her two kids on my table whilst she has swanned further up the aisle to sit with her husband. I've now spent an hour with some tart's kids completely against my fucking will and if I had a gun I'd shoot her, her ugly fucking kids and everyone else on the train. I hope the next time this stupid slag inflicts her children on passengers she sits them with a brutal nonce who abducts them and fucking kills them dead. … it's chucked out the fucking window. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 Just now, 'eavensabove said: Ming? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Ming? No. It's eating a wrap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 1 hour ago, r-soles said: Oh dear, this conversation is straying frighteningly close to Savile territory, I hope you realise the consequences of this indiscretion. Now then now then 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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