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36 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Want a meet?  I am easy to find, I will be holding a white flag stained with goose shit,  standing on a tall viaduct, middle of France. I will demonstrate entente cordiale with a brick.

Next time you're in London goose neck...as traveling to France holds no appeal.

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On 19/07/2018 at 14:31, camberwell gypsy said:

My dad put his foot through the TV screen years ago when the BBCs coverage of Surrey v Hampshire Sunday league match was interrupted for coverage of the Portuguese sidecar grand Prix. "Ya cunts yers" he shouted as his foot went through the screen. 

Yeah, but it wasn’t his telly in the first place and he didn’t have to pay for the replacement. The pikey Elvis, if you like.

I hope Mrs Boris hasn’t sold her flat round your way. The remoaners have his ball bag in a vice and they won’t be letting go. Silly Eton Toffboy thought he was the Establishment but the world has changed and he didn’t see it.

Dozy cunt.

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15 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

Yeah, but it wasn’t his telly in the first place and he didn’t have to pay for the replacement. The pikey Elvis, if you like.

I hope Mrs Boris hasn’t sold her flat round your way. The remoaners have his ball bag in a vice and they won’t be letting go. Silly Eton Toffboy thought he was the Establishment but the world has changed and he didn’t see it.

Dozy cunt.

For once I agree with you. Farage is the only sensible choice. Yes, he's a fucking self-interested politician.. yes, he will be shifty and feather his own nest. 

But to be objective, he's the only cunt in politics who is neither thick as shit, or a minority appeasing weakling. And almost certainly the only cunt bright enough to sort out this clusterfuck to an acceptable conclusion. 

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8 hours ago, Frank said:

Some catching up to do, deccoroooooooo. Straight in at the cheap seats. Jazzy, spastic.. saxophone! superb. 

Wanker.

Here's an idea, why don't you try doing something incredibly original and 'kooky', like quoting me but calling me by a different name. People will find it side-splittingly fucking hilarious that you could make such a basic and oh-so non-deliberate error. I'm sure you can get some mileage out of that.

Cretaceous cunt.

 

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32 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Here's an idea, why don't you try doing something incredibly original and 'kooky', like quoting me but calling me by a different name. People will find it side-splittingly fucking hilarious that you could make such a basic and oh-so non-deliberate error. I'm sure you can get some mileage out of that.

Cretaceous cunt.

 

Hello again Decipus.

Goodbye again soon.

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  • 1 year later...

Saw episode 1 of BBC 1's Sunday night drama 'Roadkill' and it's safe to say I won't be watching episode 2.

Predictable, box-ticking, derivative and dull.

White, male, middle-aged, populist MP (have a guess which party!) is going to be bought down by a combination of crusading femal journalist (with sexist, white, middle age, male boss) and her Asian lover, with possible help from a black female lawyer.

MP has an illegitimate child (guess which race!), a (legitimate) drug-addicted daughter, a lesbian chauffeur, a  female boss with a (smug) female chief whip and an extra-marital affair. 

What other cliche can we fit in? Oh yes - his dark secret the journalist is going to expose, is that he was trying 'to sell off the NHS'.

 

I think in Episode two he tries to laser off the swastika tattoo, whilst machine gunning a dinghy full of transgender refugees off the Goodwin Sands, with flashback images of him being in Grenfell Tower with a box of matches on 14 June 2017.

 

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17 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said:

Saw episode 1 of BBC 1's Sunday night drama 'Roadkill' and it's safe to say I won't be watching episode 2.

Predictable, box-ticking, derivative dull.

White, male, middle-aged, populist MP (have a guess which party!) is going to be bought down by a combination of crusading femal journalist (with sexist middle age, male boss) and her Asian lover, with possible help from a black female lawyer.

MP has an illegitimate child (guess which race!), a (legitimate) drug-addicted daughter a lesbian chauffeur, a  female boss with a (smug) female chief whip and an extra-marital affair. 

What other cliche can we fit in? Oh yes - his dark secret the journalist is going to expose, is that he was trying 'to sell off the NHS'.

 

I think in Episode two he tries to laser off the swastika tattoo, whilst machine gunning a dinghy full of transgender refugees off the Goodwin Sands, with flashback images of him being in Grenfell Tower with a box of matches on 14 June 2017.

 

"Roadkill"?

Those fucking cunts!

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26 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said:

Saw episode 1 of BBC 1's Sunday night drama 'Roadkill' and it's safe to say I won't be watching episode 2.

Predictable, box-ticking, derivative dull.

White, male, middle-aged, populist MP (have a guess which party!) is going to be bought down by a combination of crusading femal journalist (with sexist middle age, male boss) and her Asian lover, with possible help from a black female lawyer.

MP has an illegitimate child (guess which race!), a (legitimate) drug-addicted daughter a lesbian chauffeur, a  female boss with a (smug) female chief whip and an extra-marital affair. 

What other cliche can we fit in? Oh yes - his dark secret the journalist is going to expose, is that he was trying 'to sell off the NHS'.

 

I think in Episode two he tries to laser off the swastika tattoo, whilst machine gunning a dinghy full of transgender refugees off the Goodwin Sands, with flashback images of him being in Grenfell Tower with a box of matches on 14 June 2017.

 

I'm glad you have saved me the time as I thought about giving this a look.I can't stand the cunt anyway,bought out a blues album that if played in a lift would make you wish the cable would snap.

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3 minutes ago, Neil said:

I'm glad you have saved me the time as I thought about giving this a look.I can't stand the cunt anyway,bought out a blues album that if played in a lift would make you wish the cable would snap.

Sounds like a sort of House of Cards cash grab - probaby been rushed through the works the moment Spacey got called a nonce and hit every left wing, liberal, LGBT, socialist branch on the way down.

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2 hours ago, Jiggerycock said:

Saw episode 1 of BBC 1's Sunday night drama 'Roadkill' and it's safe to say I won't be watching episode 2.

On a completely unrelated note, have any football fans (aka fucking poofters, obviously) noticed that at the beginning of any BBC Match of the Day highlights - for every single fucking match - they show the taking of the knee? They don't show the kickoff itself, because that's obviously not a highlight in their minds, whereas a now-formulaic communal virtue signalling gesture apparently is.

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5 hours ago, Jiggerycock said:

Saw episode 1 of BBC 1's Sunday night drama 'Roadkill' and it's safe to say I won't be watching episode 2.

Predictable, box-ticking, derivative and dull.

White, male, middle-aged, populist MP (have a guess which party!) is going to be bought down by a combination of crusading femal journalist (with sexist, white, middle age, male boss) and her Asian lover, with possible help from a black female lawyer.

MP has an illegitimate child (guess which race!), a (legitimate) drug-addicted daughter, a lesbian chauffeur, a  female boss with a (smug) female chief whip and an extra-marital affair. 

What other cliche can we fit in? Oh yes - his dark secret the journalist is going to expose, is that he was trying 'to sell off the NHS'.

 

I think in Episode two he tries to laser off the swastika tattoo, whilst machine gunning a dinghy full of transgender refugees off the Goodwin Sands, with flashback images of him being in Grenfell Tower with a box of matches on 14 June 2017.

 

I think its absolutely outrageous of the BBC. I mean no wheelchair user? 

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2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

On a completely unrelated note, have any football fans (aka fucking poofters, obviously) noticed that at the beginning of any BBC Match of the Day highlights - for every single fucking match - they show the taking of the knee? They don't show the kickoff itself, because that's obviously not a highlight in their minds, whereas a now-formulaic communal virtue signalling gesture apparently is.

I notice on sky football programme on Saturday they've got rid of the old firm of studio pundits and replaced them with some woman with an 80s Jane Torvill barnet. 

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