Guest Boaby Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 Why the fuck would someone go on a tv quiz show if they are thick as pig shit. I’m fucked off with arseholes going on tv quiz shows, who would struggle to spell their own name. Case in point, the chase. Thick bastards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 Go on one of these thingies and you're pretty much guaranteed to get a question on sport .....and you're pretty much guaranteed to get any woman appearing on there saying 'Oooh, I don't know much about sport' I mean, why bother? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 29 minutes ago, Boaby said: Why the fuck would someone go on a tv quiz show if they are thick as pig shit. I’m fucked off with arseholes going on tv quiz shows, who would struggle to spell their own name. Case in point, the chase. Thick bastards I can recall when a paddy went on The Generation Game. He came away with the sliding doors and conveyor belt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 34 minutes ago, Boaby said: Why the fuck would someone go on a tv quiz show if they are thick as pig shit. I’m fucked off with arseholes going on tv quiz shows, who would struggle to spell their own name. Case in point, the chase. Thick bastards I nominated this exact thing just over a year ago. Not a criticism, it still drives me insane, so worth another cunting. I recently saw an episode of the 'celebrity chase' featuring Joey Essex. Apparently William Shakespeare is a rapper. Thick cunts are far more annoying when they're obscenely rich, purely because they're thick. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 44 minutes ago, Boaby said: Why the fuck would someone go on a tv quiz show if they are thick as pig shit. I’m fucked off with arseholes going on tv quiz shows, who would struggle to spell their own name. Case in point, the chase. Thick bastards I can just picture you posting this nom. In your GREEN cardigan. LoL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Boaby Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 Joey Essex has made a lot of money being a cunt. He can fuck off too. I can’t stand when some cunt gets asked a question and replies “it was a bit before my time”. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 Sorry, but nothing winds me up more than that fucking old crumbly off of eggheads. She gets asked a question such as "Who's the lead singer of the Foo fighters? A. Phil Cornwall, B. Dave Grohl or C. Frank Zappa"? "Ooh I don't know, ooh ooh er.... I never heard of any of them it'll to be a complete guess. Er I'll say Dave Grohl". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 21 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Sorry, but nothing winds me up more than that fucking old crumbly off of eggheads. She gets asked a question such as "Who's the lead singer of the Foo fighters? A. Phil Cornwall, B. Dave Grohl or C. Frank Zappa"? "Ooh I don't know, ooh ooh er.... I never heard of any of them it'll to be a complete guess. Er I'll say Dave Grohl". Surprised to be told by a pal who has appeared on the show that off screen each of the eggheads are approachable and not at all up themselves ... the Vine cunt however is a different matter altogether and of course that CJ twat is long since gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 17 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Sorry, but nothing winds me up more than that fucking old crumbly off of eggheads. She gets asked a question such as "Who's the lead singer of the Foo fighters? A. Phil Cornwall, B. Dave Grohl or C. Frank Zappa"? "Ooh I don't know, ooh ooh er.... I never heard of any of them it'll to be a complete guess. Er I'll say Dave Grohl". Daphne. She was on Bullseye in 1979, and she was even older then than she was last year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Daphne. She was on Bullseye in 1979, and she was even older then than she was last year. I'd hit her bullseye with my ectoplasm anytime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I'd hit her bullseye with my ectoplasm anytime. You sick, sick, sick, sick, fuck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I'd hit her bullseye with my ectoplasm anytime. I bet that Judith Keppel was a proper slice of aristocratic filth in her day. Her grandmother certainly was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 38 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Sorry, but nothing winds me up more than that fucking old crumbly off of eggheads. She gets asked a question such as "Who's the lead singer of the Foo fighters? A. Phil Cornwall, B. Dave Grohl or C. Frank Zappa"? "Ooh I don't know, ooh ooh er.... I never heard of any of them it'll to be a complete guess. Er I'll say Dave Grohl". Haha fucking hell, I thought I was the only one who had noticed this! She tries to portray herself as some sort of doddering old cunt who doesn't know anything about events post 1935 unless they involve the activities of the Women's Institute. The crafty hag is as bright as a button though, and what's more, she is undoubtedly fucking the fat bald cunt with glasses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: Haha fucking hell, I thought I was the only one who had noticed this! She tries to portray herself as some sort of doddering old cunt who doesn't know anything about events post 1935 unless they involve the activities of the Women's Institute. The crafty hag is as bright as a button though, and what's more, she is undoubtedly fucking the fat bald cunt with glasses. I get the distinct impression that CJ, is one of those really bitchy poofs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 I find it quite surprising that both you and Gypps watch Eggheads and don't seem to have absorbed any of the intelligence on display. It really is quite remarkable how you both come across as thick as two week old custard with an extra helping of bicarbonate of soda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 33 minutes ago, Decimus said: Haha fucking hell, I thought I was the only one who had noticed this! She tries to portray herself as some sort of doddering old cunt who doesn't know anything about events post 1935 unless they involve the activities of the Women's Institute. The crafty hag is as bright as a button though, and what's more, she is undoubtedly fucking the fat bald cunt with glasses. https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.vice.com/amp/en_uk/article/gy5dvx/i-went-on-eggheads-just-to-fuck-with-them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 2 hours ago, Boaby said: Why the fuck would someone go on a tv quiz show if they are thick as pig shit. I’m fucked off with arseholes going on tv quiz shows, who would struggle to spell their own name. Case in point, the chase. Thick bastards All that's needed is a waiting list: thickos earn money and prizes. An archetypal chav family could become, say, £50k better off after taxes and restrictions, post-game show. Just imagine it. All that money could mean time to escape the factory floor to potter about. Is this why you've started commenting recently? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I find it quite surprising that both you and Gypps watch Eggheads and don't seem to have absorbed any of the intelligence on display. It really is quite remarkable how you both come across as thick as two week old custard with an extra helping of bicarbonate of soda. Gypps probably looks like Olive from “On the Buses”......... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 8 minutes ago, Punkape said: Gypps probably looks like Olive from “On the Buses”......... lol. I bet you'd be up her like a rat up a drainpipe if she looked like Blakey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 Name a bird with a long neck Naoimi campbell....Bob monkhouses family fortunes 1997 Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 29 minutes ago, Punkape said: Gypps probably looks like Olive from “On the Buses”......... lol. I bet you cuffed your carrot when you watched that as a boy eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 42 minutes ago, Punkape said: Gypps probably looks like Olive from “On the Buses”......... lol. A discredit to Anna Karen whilst also being a credit to Anna Karen for her sublime acting ability at portraying a thick as shit, ugly old pikey. , sorry, I meant traveller. Good point. Well made. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I bet you cuffed your carrot when you watched that as a boy eh? Imagine his proud Mum, boasting to the other mums at the school gates... "I never have to nag my little Punkape to eat his fruit or veg. Carrots, bananas, cucumbers, disappear in a flash, such a good boy. And he keeps on at me to speak to Father O'Flaherty about him being an altar boy!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 1 minute ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: A discredit to Anna Karen whilst also being a credit to Anna Karen for her sublime acting ability at portraying a thick as shit, ugly old pikey. , sorry, I meant traveller. Good point. Well made. Anna Karen was a swimsuit model before she was an actress. i would assume she had a nice arse and all photos were taken whilst her head was underwater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 24, 2018 Report Share Posted July 24, 2018 15 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I bet you'd be up her like a rat up a drainpipe if she looked like Blakey. Steady on bawsy, you're giving me worrying thoughts about old @cuntspotter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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