Penny Farthing Posted April 15, 2020 Report Share Posted April 15, 2020 48 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I tend to agree Barnyard. They have us just where they want us and they are our key-holders. It will 2022 the earliest before all restrictions are lifted, and even by then this same virus would have returned just like flu does every year. Couldn't they domesticate it and turn it into either a food item or a pet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 15, 2020 Report Share Posted April 15, 2020 25 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: This is getting on my wick. Wax it all about eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 15, 2020 Report Share Posted April 15, 2020 41 minutes ago, King Billy said: Wax it all about eh? A meltdown. They're burning at both ends and waxing lyrical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 15, 2020 Report Share Posted April 15, 2020 3 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: A meltdown. They're burning at both ends and waxing lyrical. I'm a big fan of candle holders. Or birthday cakes as they're called. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 15, 2020 Report Share Posted April 15, 2020 34 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm a big fan of candle holders. Or birthday cakes as they're called. I guess that birthday's burn you up, then. You need to find a perfect match. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 15, 2020 Report Share Posted April 15, 2020 41 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: A meltdown. They're burning at both ends and waxing lyrical. Let that be the last flicker of this fading joke. Just snuff it out and let the darkness surround you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 15, 2020 Report Share Posted April 15, 2020 14 minutes ago, King Billy said: Let that be the last flicker of this fading joke. Just snuff it out and let the darkness surround you. Before lightbulbs were invented, when somebody had an idea did a candle appear above their head? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 15, 2020 Report Share Posted April 15, 2020 35 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Before lightbulbs were invented, Not sure about lightbulbs but my Grandad invented the windowsill. What a ledge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yeast Infection Posted April 24, 2020 Report Share Posted April 24, 2020 If I said Piers was slimy dog shit, I'd be doing slimy dog shit a massive disservice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bernard Fuck Posted April 25, 2020 Report Share Posted April 25, 2020 Piers Moron is just playing his preset role as 'agent provocateur'. Anyone who isn't a Guardian columnist beats him up in open debate, Grauniad shitters wilt and fade out with a series of stuttering "but but but" expressions then totter off to their Notting Hill town house and crack open some wine from their Lombardy estate limited production and yak to their limousine Liberal fwiends about the injustice of the world while living in 96% white, exclusive neighbourhoods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 14, 2020 Report Share Posted May 14, 2020 This dogs cock will hopefully loose his job at GMB due to the appalling viewing figures recently released. He has managed to loose half of the audience in just two months, the morale high ground gesturing turd should remember when he called the shots as a grubby tabloid editor, phones were hacked including the murdered school girl Milly Dowler that he later admitted listening to, and fake pictures were published criticising our soldiers, yet when interviewing anyone he instantly (in hindsight) knows what should have been done and when. Plus more importantly he is called Piers the Punch and Judy faced serpent... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 14, 2020 Report Share Posted May 14, 2020 19 hours ago, Eddie said: This dogs cock will hopefully loose his job at GMB due to the appalling viewing figures recently released. He has managed to loose half of the audience in just two months, the morale high ground gesturing turd should remember when he called the shots as a grubby tabloid editor, phones were hacked including the murdered school girl Milly Dowler that he later admitted listening to, and fake pictures were published criticising our soldiers, yet when interviewing anyone he instantly (in hindsight) knows what should have been done and when. Plus more importantly he is called Piers the Punch and Judy faced serpent... Piers "Morgan" Moron had it made when he took over Larry King's prestigious CNN slot on primetime American TV. True to form he got Joe Public's back up and the show was canned. To be fair his opinions on gun control were sound but no one likes a foreigner pontificating on home turf. To this day, I still don't understand how he walked away unscathed from the Viglen share scandal but that's another story. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 14, 2020 Report Share Posted May 14, 2020 5 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: To this day, I still don't understand how he walked away unscathed from the Viglen share scandal but that's another story. Indeed, the cunt should have done time for that. It also amazes me that the Mirror ever had a City column in the first place. None of their readers have any money, and even if they did what sort of fucking idiot would invest it based on the advice from a paper that was once owned by Bob Maxwell? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 14, 2020 Report Share Posted May 14, 2020 He did the right thing by fucking-off to USA. Throwing acid in the face of a person is wrong (in some peoples eyes) but Morgan needs a dousing. A subsequent Litmus test would reveal his true innocence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 14, 2020 Report Share Posted May 14, 2020 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Indeed, the cunt should have done time for that. It also amazes me that the Mirror ever had a City column in the first place. None of their readers have any money, and even if they did what sort of fucking idiot would invest it based on the advice from a paper that was once owned by Bob Maxwell? He's a Teflon bastard for sure where no shit will stick to him. He'll get his comeuppance one day and it'll be fucking great viewing especially all the other greedy establishment cunts he'll take down with him kicking a screaming. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 14, 2020 Report Share Posted May 14, 2020 9 hours ago, Eddie said: This dogs cock will hopefully loose his job at GMB due to the appalling viewing figures recently released. He has managed to loose half of the audience in just two months, the morale high ground gesturing turd should remember when he called the shots as a grubby tabloid editor, phones were hacked including the murdered school girl Milly Dowler that he later admitted listening to, and fake pictures were published criticising our soldiers, yet when interviewing anyone he instantly (in hindsight) knows what should have been done and when. Plus more importantly he is called Piers the Punch and Judy faced serpent... The smug little bastard has one of the most punchable faces I've ever seen. Clarkson should have been given an OBE for twatting him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 14, 2020 Report Share Posted May 14, 2020 29 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The smug little bastard has one of the most punchable faces I've ever seen. Clarkson should have been given an OBE for twatting him. Susanna definitely has a spunkable face for a stuck up little goody two shoes tart. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The smug little bastard has one of the most punchable faces I've ever seen. Clarkson should have been given an OBE for twatting him. Who is the bigger cunt, Branson or Piers? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 8 hours ago, King Billy said: Susanna definitely has a spunkable face for a stuck up little goody two shoes tart. Bill you dirty old cunt she is 49! At least 2 x the age of your hunting ground.... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 18 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Indeed, the cunt should have done time for that. It also amazes me that the Mirror ever had a City column in the first place. None of their readers have any money, and even if they did what sort of fucking idiot would invest it based on the advice from a paper that was once owned by Bob Maxwell? Wasn't Bob trying to float the Mirrors pension fund? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 19 hours ago, Eddie said: This dogs cock will hopefully loose his job at GMB due to the appalling viewing figures recently released. He has managed to loose half of the audience in just two months, the morale high ground gesturing turd should remember when he called the shots as a grubby tabloid editor, phones were hacked including the murdered school girl Milly Dowler that he later admitted listening to, and fake pictures were published criticising our soldiers, yet when interviewing anyone he instantly (in hindsight) knows what should have been done and when. Plus more importantly he is called Piers the Punch and Judy faced serpent... Unless he does a David Icke and declares himself to be the son of the godhead he will just keep making a comeback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 15 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Unless he does a David Icke and declares himself to be the son of the godhead he will just keep making a comeback. Or he appears on a list of names with Yewtree written at the top. Then again, if that happens he'll probably get offered a contract by the BBC, they're fond of that sort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 2 hours ago, Eddie said: Who is the bigger cunt, Branson or Piers? Piers. It's a no brainer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The smug little bastard has one of the most punchable faces I've ever seen. I've marked the spot... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 7 hours ago, Eddie said: Who is the bigger cunt, Branson or Piers? Branson edges it. Slightly. Ripping off the NHS is unforgivable. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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