Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 Whenever I end up somewhere with a famous landmark, statute or building, I've very rarely felt the need to take a blurry, poorly lit, portrait orientated iphone photo of it, partially obscured by my finger and someone else's head. If I did want to get a photo of it, I'd at least want someone I know, or something interesting to be happening around it, as I'm taking it. Why do so many tourists feel so compelled to take a fucking shit, completely generic shot of the Eiffel tower, stars on the Hollywood boulevard or any similar attraction? No-one ever looks back through these millions of photos that must exist globally, clogging up iclouds and hard drives and desk draws. And if you did want to remember what you saw, you could just google the fucking thing and get a crisp, high definition, well framed shot of it. Fucking morons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sean5302 Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 Fucking morons, eh? I wonder if they can spell "drawer"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 57 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Whenever I end up somewhere with a famous landmark, statute or building, I've very rarely felt the need to take a blurry, poorly lit, portrait orientated iphone photo of it, partially obscured by my finger and someone else's head. If I did want to get a photo of it, I'd at least want someone I know, or something interesting to be happening around it, as I'm taking it. Why do so many tourists feel so compelled to take a fucking shit, completely generic shot of the Eiffel tower, stars on the Hollywood boulevard or any similar attraction? No-one ever looks back through these millions of photos that must exist globally, clogging up iclouds and hard drives and desk draws. And if you did want to remember what you saw, you could just google the fucking thing and get a crisp, high definition, well framed shot of it. Fucking morons. Are you one of the local "sights/sites"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 1 hour ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Whenever I end up somewhere with a famous landmark, statute or building, I've very rarely felt the need to take a blurry, poorly lit, portrait orientated iphone photo of it, partially obscured by my finger and someone else's head. If I did want to get a photo of it, I'd at least want someone I know, or something interesting to be happening around it, as I'm taking it. Why do so many tourists feel so compelled to take a fucking shit, completely generic shot of the Eiffel tower, stars on the Hollywood boulevard or any similar attraction? No-one ever looks back through these millions of photos that must exist globally, clogging up iclouds and hard drives and desk draws. And if you did want to remember what you saw, you could just google the fucking thing and get a crisp, high definition, well framed shot of it. Fucking morons. Great subject for a nom but it’s a bit thin, and very poorly executed. Caramelised hot nut vendors, dog shit and those immigrant cup and ball scammers on Westminster bridge is more your forte. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 2 minutes ago, Frank said: Great subject for a nom but it’s a bit thin, and very poorly executed. Caramelised hot nut vendors, dog shit and those immigrant cup and ball scammers on Westminster bridge is more your forte. I've lived in London for 4 years and avoid spending time in any part of the city that borders on the river, just so I can avoid all of the above. Fucking wankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 25 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: I've lived in London for 4 years and avoid spending time in any part of the city that borders on the river, just so I can avoid all of the above. Fucking wankers. It’s the idiots that worry about walking into frame and politely pause to allow these cunts to take a shot. Some tourist whore gave me the ‘huh?!’ face when I slowly shuffled into her fat family on a bridge pic. I swore at her and felt awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 23 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: I've lived in London for 4 years and avoid spending time in any part of the city that borders on the river, just so I can avoid all of the above. Fucking wankers. I had you down as part of the Drill music scene. At one point I thought you might even be "Incognito" himself, but apparently not, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 Any of you lot ever thought of moving to Isca? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 27 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I had you down as part of the Drill music scene. At one point I thought you might even be "Incognito" himself, but apparently not, Man like Bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 2 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: I've lived in London for 4 years and avoid spending time in any part of the city that borders on the river, just so I can avoid all of the above. Fucking wankers. Yes you spend all your time trolling around Hampstead Heath with 'Cum Whore' felt tipped on you forehead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 I have limped badly since I fell down the stairs at the police station 4 years ago, so if you are at Tinmuff or anywhere in South Devon and I shuffle into the frame I will apologise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 17 minutes ago, nuke2000 said: Yes you spend all your time trolling around Hampstead Heath with 'Cum Whore' felt tipped on you forehead I can't say I've spent much time in Hampstead but you seem to know a lot about it. Do you go raping up there often? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 4 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: I can't say I've spent much time in Hampstead but you seem to know a lot about it. Do you go raping up there often? I think alluding sex crimes against a fellow punter crosses the line. If you must go down the schoolboy LCD route, then polite enquiries as to the frequency of paid glory-hole attendance might suffice, otherwise cease and desist the rape angle. Ta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 Just now, Mrs Roops said: I think alluding sex crimes against a fellow punter crosses the line. If you must go down the schoolboy LCD route, then polite enquiries as to the frequency of paid glory-hole attendance might suffice, otherwise cease and desist the rape angle. Ta. Thanks Mrs Roops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 Just now, nuke2000 said: Thanks Mrs Roops. Thanks for the apple, nice and shiny as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 1 minute ago, Mrs Roops said: Thanks for the apple, nice and shiny as well. Chortle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 Go to the glory-holes often in Hampstead, nuke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 1 minute ago, nocti said: Go to the glory-holes often in Hampstead, nuke? Apparently so. Stickers is normally tied to a urinal with a funnel in her mouth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 2 minutes ago, nuke2000 said: Apparently so. Stickers is normally tied to a urinal with a funnel in her mouth Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 Get you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 2 hours ago, Frank said: Great subject for a nom but it’s a bit thin, and very poorly executed. Caramelised hot nut vendors, dog shit and those immigrant cup and ball scammers on Westminster bridge is more your forte. Is that what you saw the last time you threw yourself off that bridge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is that what you saw the last time you threw yourself off that bridge? It’s only a website, Mike. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 27 minutes ago, nuke2000 said: Thanks Mrs Roops. You snivelling little bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You snivelling little bastard. My mum tells me otherwise but now i'm not so sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 4 hours ago, sean5302 said: Fucking morons, eh? I wonder if they can spell "drawer"? Welcome to our wonderful community Sean5302. I hope your nominations are original and witty.I hope that you are from a refined civilised background as we have a few chippy, working class oddballs on here. Watch out for Decimus and Noakes.Both of them have ulterior motives and want to destroy Christianity with false news. Enjoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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