Earl of Punkape Posted August 8, 2018 Report Share Posted August 8, 2018 This is not Tripoli, Medina or Cairo and the Burka should be banned forthwith. Boris Johnson was wrong to say Islamic women should be allowed to wear Burkas. He is out of touch with the vast majority who want them outlawed.A head veil is acceptable and compatible with those in Christian orders.Boris however, superbly caricatures the Burka wearer with his letterbox and bank robber analogies....lol. If Islamic fuckwits don’t like this they should fuck off to Iraq or some other totalitarian Islamic shithole. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 8, 2018 Report Share Posted August 8, 2018 2 hours ago, Punkape said: If Islamic fuckwits don’t like this they should fuck off to Iraq or some other totalitarian Islamic shithole Bradford, Rochdale, Birmingham? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 8, 2018 Report Share Posted August 8, 2018 I assume you mean Burqa, you illiterate cretin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 8, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2018 6 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: I assume you mean burqa, you illiterate cretin? You’ve got the Islamic spelling there you stupid moron. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 8, 2018 Report Share Posted August 8, 2018 2 hours ago, Punkape said: This is not Tripoli, Medina or Cairo and the Burka should be banned forthwith. Boris Johnson was wrong to say Islamic women should be allowed to wear Burkas. He is out of touch with the vast majority who want them outlawed.A head vale is acceptable and compatible with those in Christian orders.Boris however, superbly caricatures the Burka wearer with his letterbox and bank robber analogies....lol. If Islamic fuckwits don’t like this they should fuck off to Iraq or some other totalitarian Islamic shithole. I don't mind the burqa. Half of the fucking pigs trotting around the UK today are orange, with either no eyebrows or ridiculously large caricatures of eyebrows, covered in tattoos, and are grotesquely overweight because fat shaming has been vilified in the media. Enforce it as standard issue dress for the native British women who look like the above and do everyone a fucking favour, for fuck sake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 8, 2018 Report Share Posted August 8, 2018 9 minutes ago, Decimus said: I don't mind the burqa. Half of the fucking pigs trotting around the UK today are orange, with either no eyebrows or ridiculously large caricatures of eyebrows, covered in tattoos, and are grotesquely overweight because fat shaming has been vilified in the media. Enforce it as standard issue dress for the native British women who look like the above and do everyone a fucking favour, for fuck sake. Even the ones you describe wouldn't be remotely interested in you so I don't see what your issue is here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 8, 2018 Report Share Posted August 8, 2018 6 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Even the ones you describe wouldn't be remotely interested in you so I don't see what your issue is here. Whereas all the girls go crazy over wizened little bald men who live in bungalows. I imagine that in the short periods of time when you're not comatose with drink, you're beating them off with a stick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 8, 2018 Report Share Posted August 8, 2018 I don't mind headscarves and all that, but the burqas are so dull and I consider it rather rude for a woman to cover up their mouths. Makes it harder for me to fantasise what my cock would look like stretching their lips. At the very least they should add some goggly eyes and colour to the things to they look like Pac Man ghosts. Every time I walk into a woman wearing a burqa I feel like I'm going to get a shuriken to the throat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 8, 2018 Report Share Posted August 8, 2018 1 hour ago, Punkape said: You’ve got the Islamic spelling there you stupid moron. Oh, you mean the correct spelling? Yeah, sorry about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 8, 2018 Report Share Posted August 8, 2018 14 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: Oh, you mean the correct spelling? Yeah, sorry about that. It's their stupid fucking sand language, so I suppose they can spell it however they want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 8, 2018 Report Share Posted August 8, 2018 The Burger is an essential piece of kit whilst nicking stuff from ASDA. Pork-chops & Blackgammon aplenty can be stashed under each armpit and no cunt gives a flying fuck, and neither will those daffy-dick-headed security personnel give chase. Every cunt simply gives you a wide berth, and should anything drop upon the floor from within the confines of your Burger, you just kneel and shout 'Allah Be Praised' whilst facing East and pretend to pray to enable you to scoop-up your gratis at the expense of some other arsehole. Fair enough, you have to put-up with: "look at that filthy Mushy bitch" and the likes, but by spraying yourself with Holland & Barret's 'Oil of Semtex' as a deterrent, shoplifting becomes a breeze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted August 8, 2018 Report Share Posted August 8, 2018 Ruth Davidson has pulled her disgusting sausage fingers from her wife's rancid blut to tweet her disapproval of Boris Johnson. Now there's a woman who would definitely suit a burka. The fat cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 8, 2018 Report Share Posted August 8, 2018 32 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I don't mind headscarves and all that, but the burqas are so dull and I consider it rather rude for a woman to cover up their mouths. Makes it harder for me to fantasise what my cock would look like stretching their lips. At the very least they should add some goggly eyes and colour to the things to they look like Pac Man ghosts. Every time I walk into a woman wearing a burqa I feel like I'm going to get a shuriken to the throat... Where the fuck have you been? I wanted to talk about Picard's return, but without Quincy SpaceOddyseyFingers around I've had no one to geek out with. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 8, 2018 Report Share Posted August 8, 2018 Look on the bright-side. The Burger could be the shape of things to come. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 8, 2018 Report Share Posted August 8, 2018 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: Where the fuck have you been? I wanted to talk about Picard's return... Dirty fucking Borg sell-out cunt. Next. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 8, 2018 Report Share Posted August 8, 2018 Have I missed anything? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 8, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2018 1 hour ago, Iam Ape said: Oh, you mean the correct spelling? Yeah, sorry about that. It’s spelt Burka in today’s Daily Telegraph and Times. Have you suddenly started reading the Koran? What a fuckwit....and probably a traitor as well involved in a plot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 8, 2018 Report Share Posted August 8, 2018 13 minutes ago, Bertie Biceps said: Have I missed anything? Drew's pissed, Tim still has a ponytail and I'm top of the leaderboard again after a brief six hour usurpation. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 8, 2018 Report Share Posted August 8, 2018 The burka is an out of date oppressive item of clothing that has no place in Western society. Which it is oppressive, primitive, authoritarian bollocks to be honest. These women are not allowed to express their freedom as an individual because of the religious fairy tale they have been made to follow. Why don't they all fuck off to a primitive country that loves this bullshit, i was thinking about wearing a balaclava in the street come winter, a man has to keep warm and to express my civil rights. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 8, 2018 Report Share Posted August 8, 2018 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: The Burger is an essential piece of kit whilst nicking stuff from ASDA. Pork-chops & Blackgammon aplenty can be stashed under each armpit and no cunt gives a flying fuck, and neither will those daffy-dick-headed security personnel give chase. Every cunt simply gives you a wide berth, and should anything drop upon the floor from within the confines of your Burger, you just kneel and shout 'Allah Be Praised' whilst facing East and pretend to pray to enable you to scoop-up your gratis at the expense of some other arsehole. Fair enough, you have to put-up with: "look at that filthy Mushy bitch" and the likes, but by spraying yourself with Holland & Barret's 'Oil of Semtex' as a deterrent, shoplifting becomes a breeze. I've never had to wear a burka for that. I get by with my Esmeralda dress and roller skates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted August 8, 2018 Report Share Posted August 8, 2018 1 hour ago, Ollyboro said: Ruth Davidson has pulled her disgusting sausage fingers from her wife's rancid blut to tweet her disapproval of Boris Johnson. Now there's a woman who would definitely suit a burka. The fat cunt. Spot on comment. I've also added a like to try and get your ratio below Dec's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted August 8, 2018 Report Share Posted August 8, 2018 The ones in full garb are a bit creepy and they seem to have an obsession with a middle eastern fast food chain called Alan's Snackbar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 8, 2018 Report Share Posted August 8, 2018 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: The Burger is an essential piece of kit whilst nicking stuff from ASDA. Pork-chops & Blackgammon aplenty can be stashed under each armpit and no cunt gives a flying fuck, and neither will those daffy-dick-headed security personnel give chase. Every cunt simply gives you a wide berth, and should anything drop upon the floor from within the confines of your Burger, you just kneel and shout 'Allah Be Praised' whilst facing East and pretend to pray to enable you to scoop-up your gratis at the expense of some other arsehole. Fair enough, you have to put-up with: "look at that filthy Mushy bitch" and the likes, but by spraying yourself with Holland & Barret's 'Oil of Semtex' as a deterrent, shoplifting becomes a breeze. Shut up you idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 8, 2018 Report Share Posted August 8, 2018 26 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I've never had to wear a burka for that. I get by with my Esmeralda dress and roller skates. … and of course we know where upon your person you hid the bottles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 8, 2018 Report Share Posted August 8, 2018 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Shut up you idiot. Go fuck yourself. You're a bit of a Berk, a. Edited August 8, 2018 by 'eavensabove Wolf Wolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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