Guest Hector Posted August 10, 2018 Report Share Posted August 10, 2018 Shiiiiitt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hector Posted August 10, 2018 Report Share Posted August 10, 2018 3 hours ago, Iam Ape said: It seems I’m not the only person who uses the burqa spelling. Imbecile. Ding? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 10, 2018 Report Share Posted August 10, 2018 TBH any woman who wears a burqua anywhere on Earth is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted August 10, 2018 Report Share Posted August 10, 2018 On 8/8/2018 at 7:10 PM, DrCunt said: Spot on comment. I've also added a like to try and get your ratio below Dec's. I appreciate the sentiment, Doc, I really do, but don't do it to him. His collection of likes is all he's got. That and his 25 metre swimming certificate. Both feature prominently on his CV and shouldn't be trifled with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 10, 2018 Report Share Posted August 10, 2018 9 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: I appreciate the sentiment, Doc, I really do, but don't do it to him. His collection of likes is all he's got. That and his 25 metre swimming certificate. Both feature prominently on his CV and shouldn't be trifled with. One thing that doesn't "feature prominently on his CV" is any kind of English qualification based on his dreadful Norfolk Haunting bullshite. Part 2 better be a fuck load more interesting to rescue the steaming turd of a nom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted August 10, 2018 Report Share Posted August 10, 2018 31 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: I appreciate the sentiment, Doc, I really do, but don't do it to him. His collection of likes is all he's got. That and his 25 metre swimming certificate. Both feature prominently on his CV and shouldn't be trifled with. Oh go on then, have another one. you talked me into it you smooth talking smoggy bastard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted August 10, 2018 Report Share Posted August 10, 2018 14 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: One thing that doesn't "feature prominently on his CV" is any kind of English qualification based on his dreadful Norfolk Haunting bullshite. Part 2 better be a fuck load more interesting to rescue the steaming turd of a nom I would like to state, quite categorically, for the record, that Decs does not provide a good representative example of the Norfolk population. To be fair, he is a million times more articulate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted August 10, 2018 Report Share Posted August 10, 2018 There surely are few things as intimidating as a pair of brown eyes looking your way as you pass a burqua in the street. And they are usually mob handed too. Whoever is behind the veil needs to be taken to one side and asked to respect our British culture - go to Wetherspoons, drink 6 pints of Doom Bar, nip to the bookies for a bet, back to 'Spoons, for a greasy fry-up, drink another skinful of ale, puke the lot up over some poor cunt, get into a scuffle with the old cunts smoking outside and get arrested and banged up. I've seen many a berk in 'Spoons but no burquas. The Asian ladies would fucking love it I reckon. Get yer veils off and be English. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 10, 2018 Report Share Posted August 10, 2018 57 minutes ago, DrCunt said: I would like to state, quite categorically, for the record, that Decs does not provide a good representative example of the Norfolk population. To be fair, he is a million times more articulate. We've got a few of these vile eastern miscreants lucking here, all hold some kind of record or local privilege in their backwards home land. @Neil holds the all east anglia record of most consecutive wanking attempts and success in a 24 hour period. Both stand at an even 100. @'eavensabove is given the freedom of his inbreed parish every full moon, for obvious reasons And @Drew P Pissflaps has the dubious world record of longest time spent within the four walls of a bungalow whilst being completely pissed out of his fucking skull on kestrel super and lidl cider. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted August 10, 2018 Report Share Posted August 10, 2018 11 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: We've got a few of these vile eastern miscreants lucking here, all hold some kind of record or local privilege in their backwards home land. @Neil holds the all east anglia record of most consecutive wanking attempts and success in a 24 hour period. Both stand at an even 100. @'eavensabove is given the freedom of his inbreed parish every full moon, for obvious reasons And @Drew P Pissflaps has the dubious world record of longest time spent within the four walls of a bungalow whilst being completely pissed out of his fucking skull on kestrel super and lidl cider. Well, I hate to tell you this, I am Norfolk born, Norfolk bred, strong in the arm, thick in the head... as the saying goes. 'eavens is a fucking outlander and needs exterminating. Despite the backward nature of this area, he is still beyond peculiar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 11, 2018 Report Share Posted August 11, 2018 16 hours ago, Punkape said: I’d be delighted to give you my opinion but the topic needs a nomination off it’s own. I’m sure someone will oblige..?, Good morning Punker's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 11, 2018 Report Share Posted August 11, 2018 10 minutes ago, Bertie Biceps said: Good morning Punker's This, right here, is a perfect example of why cunts on here give you a hard time. I suspect you love it really, though, don't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 11, 2018 Report Share Posted August 11, 2018 12 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: This, right here, is a perfect example of why cunts on here give you a hard time. I suspect you love it really, though, don't you? Good morning Baw's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 11, 2018 Report Share Posted August 11, 2018 On 8/8/2018 at 2:23 PM, Punkape said: This is not Tripoli, Medina or Cairo and the Burka should be banned forthwith. Boris Johnson was wrong to say Islamic women should be allowed to wear Burkas. He is out of touch with the vast majority who want them outlawed.A head veil is acceptable and compatible with those in Christian orders.Boris however, superbly caricatures the Burka wearer with his letterbox and bank robber analogies....lol. If Islamic fuckwits don’t like this they should fuck off to Iraq or some other totalitarian Islamic shithole. To be honest the last time I visited Alderley Edge and Wimslowsic they were both very much like Cairo or Tunstall on market day so you have no room to talk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 11, 2018 Report Share Posted August 11, 2018 10 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: We've got a few of these vile eastern miscreants lucking here, all hold some kind of record or local privilege in their backwards home land. @Neil holds the all east anglia record of most consecutive wanking attempts and success in a 24 hour period. Both stand at an even 100. @'eavensabove is given the freedom of his inbreed parish every full moon, for obvious reasons And @Drew P Pissflaps has the dubious world record of longest time spent within the four walls of a bungalow whilst being completely pissed out of his fucking skull on kestrel super and lidl cider. Oi, Cunt. I'll have you know that my breeding stock has a traceable family tree. Sure, it may have a few kinks, but they're on my Cousins side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 11, 2018 Report Share Posted August 11, 2018 7 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Oi, Cunt. I'll have you know that my breeding stock has a traceable family tree. Sure, it may have a few kinks, but they're on my Cousins side. I pity poor doc C if he's your neighbour or perhaps he's your doctor responsible for the weekly Thorazine and enema treatment? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 11, 2018 Report Share Posted August 11, 2018 14 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I pity poor doc C if he's your neighbour or perhaps he's your doctor responsible for the weekly Thorazine and enema treatment? Neighbours! What the fuck are they? I distance myself for the good benefit of all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 11, 2018 Report Share Posted August 11, 2018 4 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Neighbours! What the fuck are they? I distance myself for the good benefit of all. How's your cliff edge home these days? Next big storm, invite Neil, decs and drew around for a dinner party, drug them between courses, then fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 11, 2018 Report Share Posted August 11, 2018 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: How's your cliff edge home these days? Next big storm, invite Neil, decs and drew around for a dinner party, drug them between courses, then fuck off They're renting it. That poxy King Canute speech failed me miserably, Stubbs. I want me 50 quid back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 11, 2018 Report Share Posted August 11, 2018 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: They're renting it. That poxy King Canute speech failed me miserably, Stubbs. I want me 50 quid back. The only thing these queer cunts rent is their arseholes for a fiver a pop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 11, 2018 Report Share Posted August 11, 2018 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: The only thing these queer cunts rent is their arseholes for a fiver a pop Blimey, they've increased their prices. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 11, 2018 Report Share Posted August 11, 2018 14 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Blimey, they've increased their prices. @Drew P Pissflaps has to; his bungalow has a leaking roof and Aldi strong cider has gone up @Neil needs extra cash to pay for the op to repair his battered and snapped banjo string, for obvious reasons And @Decimus is just following the others, just as he follows the herd here and in his stupid life, the thick cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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