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No cunt dies without somebody knowing about it, but in the case of Mr XYZ no cunt has a fucking clue which is why it's for us lot to step in again. After all, it's not like The Old Bill have much evidence to go on: "He was found dead in a tent alongside the A370 and his Drivers Licence and Birth Certificate were found on his body,"  states PC Henderson, of Avon and Somerset Police, who then went on to add: "We do know that he was alive before he died and that he may have been visiting Weston-Super-Mare, but efforts to find out exactly who he is have been extremely difficult, as he'd been laying dead upon a newspaper dated 15 August 2016 for over one year..."

Body in tent man, thought to be Peter Thomas Harrison

 

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18 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

No cunt dies without somebody knowing about it, but in the case of Mr XYZ no cunt has a fucking clue which is why it's for us lot to step in again. After all, it's not like The Old Bill have much evidence to go on: "He was found dead in a tent alongside the A370 and his Drivers Licence and Birth Certificate were found on his body,"  states PC Henderson, of Avon and Somerset Police, who then went on to add: "We do know that he was alive before he died and that he may have been visiting Weston-Super-Mare, but efforts to find out exactly who he is have been extremely difficult, as he'd been laying dead upon a newspaper dated 15 August 2016 for over one year..."

Body in tent man, thought to be Peter Thomas Harrison

 

Punkape's priest?

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1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said:

Birth Certificate were found on his body

Am I the only one here thinking: who carries with them their birth certificate? Or was it that the copper obtained one and planted it on the deado for whatever reason?

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5 minutes ago, White Cunt said:

Am I the only one here thinking: who carries with them their birth certificate? Or was it that the copper obtained one and planted it on the deado for whatever reason?

If he was living rough but still trying to access some form of benefits it would be perfectly reasonable for him to have both his driving licence and birth certificate with him.

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Another fucking waster croaked it,fucking good job the feckless,scrounging tent dwelling cunt.

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9 minutes ago, Bertie Biceps said:

If he was living rough but still trying to access some form of benefits it would be perfectly reasonable for him to have both his driving licence and birth certificate with him.

Yes. I forgot that the winos claim housing benefits and then spend them on drugs and booze, rather than accommodation.

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1 minute ago, White Cunt said:

Yes. I forgot that the winos claim housing benefits and then spend them on drugs and booze, rather than accommodation.

Yes, and he might have been a wino. There are a range of benefits that vagrants can claim if they can prove that they are destitute and have got formal identification.

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12 minutes ago, Neil said:

Another fucking waster croaked it,fucking good job the feckless,scrounging tent dwelling cunt.

There are an increasing number of people in full time work who are living rough because of the cost of renting accommodation which ironically would be paid if they were out of work.

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47 minutes ago, White Cunt said:

Am I the only one here thinking: who carries with them their birth certificate? Or was it that the copper obtained one and planted it on the deado for whatever reason?

One can only summarise, that his Birth Certificate and Drivers Licence were fake, in which case the dappy cunt topped himself, as he knew that PC Henderson would catch-up with him sooner or later.  

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2 hours ago, Bertie Biceps said:

Have they any proof that he was alive before he died?

That's a difficult one.  PC Henderson, states that he was, and also the 2016 newspaper is over one years old. You've got to give it to them, our coppers are top-notch. 

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2 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Punkape's priest?

Not so sure. The cunt was found in a tent, and not a rainbow-coloured marquee with faux crystal turrets. 

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2 hours ago, Bertie Biceps said:

Have they any proof that he was alive before he died?

Well, fuck my old boots. It would seem that PC Henderson is quite a force to be reckoned with:

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1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said:

Well, fuck my old boots. It would seem that PC Henderson is quite a force to be reckoned with:

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There are stories that Neil Armstrong was seen back on Earth a few weeks after the moon landing.

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1 minute ago, Bertie Biceps said:

There are stories that Neil Armstrong was seen back on Earth a few weeks after the moon landing.

Elvis is a milkman in Hull.

That the man was found dead in tent comes as little surprise. Having searched Weston-Super-Mare for a decent B&B who wouldn't top themselves?

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3 hours ago, 'eavensabove said:

No cunt dies without somebody knowing about it, but in the case of Mr XYZ no cunt has a fucking clue which is why it's for us lot to step in again. After all, it's not like The Old Bill have much evidence to go on: "He was found dead in a tent alongside the A370 and his Drivers Licence and Birth Certificate were found on his body,"  states PC Henderson, of Avon and Somerset Police, who then went on to add: "We do know that he was alive before he died and that he may have been visiting Weston-Super-Mare, but efforts to find out exactly who he is have been extremely difficult, as he'd been laying dead upon a newspaper dated 15 August 2016 for over one year..."

Body in tent man, thought to be Peter Thomas Harrison

 

"We do know he was alive before he died". We'll there you have it. Avon and Somerset constabulary have their best man on the case. Expect this case to be solved very soon. 

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29 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

Elvis is a milkman in Hull.

That the man was found dead in tent comes as little surprise. Having searched Weston-Super-Mare for a decent B&B who wouldn't top themselves?

Captain Scott died in a tent. Although the Ross Ice Shelf is miles better than the shithole this poor bugger was found in.

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45 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

"We do know he was alive before he died". We'll there you have it. Avon and Somerset constabulary have their best man on the case. Expect this case to be solved very soon. 

Don't hold your breath.

1. He was alive before he died

2. He had his Birth Certificate AND his Drivers Licence on his body.

3. Efforts to find out who he is have been extremely difficult.

4. 15th August 2016 is over one year ago.

5. He was camping alongside the A370

It's not much to go on Gyp's. We may need to Fax Rev. I've already sent Panza a PM advising him to paint his phone number on his Yurt just to be on the safe side. By all accounts, he's camping it up this weekend on a roundabout in County Cork. 

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37 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Captain Scott died in a tent. Although the Ross Ice Shelf is miles better than the shithole this poor bugger was found in.

As so too did Barbara Windsor.

 

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6 hours ago, 'eavensabove said:

No cunt dies without somebody knowing about it, but in the case of Mr XYZ no cunt has a fucking clue which is why it's for us lot to step in again. After all, it's not like The Old Bill have much evidence to go on: "He was found dead in a tent alongside the A370 and his Drivers Licence and Birth Certificate were found on his body,"  states PC Henderson, of Avon and Somerset Police, who then went on to add: "We do know that he was alive before he died and that he may have been visiting Weston-Super-Mare, but efforts to find out exactly who he is have been extremely difficult, as he'd been laying dead upon a newspaper dated 15 August 2016 for over one year..."

Body in tent man, thought to be Peter Thomas Harrison

 

Isn’t that Mr Roops?     Roops told him he was a fucking fantasist saying he had friends, a job and a social life. No one in Wales has all three of those, fucking dreamer.  So he left the house one day to live like a proper Welshman.   Miserable, on his own, no money, no friends, no social life, no fucker cares, he could live by the side of a busy road in a tent and die and no fucker would give a shit.

Nice touch by the plod, turning up on time. About two fucking years too late.  Now if he was in a car and doing 48 mph on that road they would have fucking been all over the cunt with points and a fine.  But stationary in a tent laying on a  2016 newspaper doesn’t get them any cash fines.   Got to priorities resources I suppose.

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2 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said:

Isn’t that Mr Roops?     Roops told him he was a fucking fantasist saying he had friends, a job and a social life. No one in Wales has all three of those, fucking dreamer.  So he left the house one day to live like a proper Welshman.   Miserable, on his own, no money, no friends, no social life, no fucker cares, he could live by the side of a busy road in a tent and die and no fucker would give a shit.

Nice touch by the plod, turning up on time. About two fucking years too late.  Now if he was in a car and doing 48 mph on that road they would have fucking been all over the cunt with points and a fine.  But stationary in a tent laying on a  2016 newspaper doesn’t get them any cash fines.   Got to priorities resources I suppose.

Flustered.

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29 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said:

Isn’t that Mr Roops?     Roops told him he was a fucking fantasist saying he had friends, a job and a social life. No one in Wales has all three of those, fucking dreamer.  So he left the house one day to live like a proper Welshman.   Miserable, on his own, no money, no friends, no social life, no fucker cares, he could live by the side of a busy road in a tent and die and no fucker would give a shit.

Nice touch by the plod, turning up on time. About two fucking years too late.  Now if he was in a car and doing 48 mph on that road they would have fucking been all over the cunt with points and a fine.  But stationary in a tent laying on a  2016 newspaper doesn’t get them any cash fines.   Got to priorities resources I suppose.

By all accounts Mr Roops is a Darkie. He was washed-up on Tiger Bay, and hasn't worked since.  

The  buzzards & crows must have been circling the cunts tent for 18 months+. I say buzzards &crows, but the Somerset lot are a strange bunch and are known to eat carrion. 

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1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said:

By all accounts Mr Roops is a Darkie. He was washed-up on Tiger Bay, and hasn't worked since.  

The  buzzards & crows must have been circling the cunts tent for 18 months+. I say buzzards &crows, but the Somerset lot are a strange bunch and are known to eat carrion. 

No way is Mr Roops a noir.  He’s just not washed since his shift down the pit.  This guy is definately Mr R he simply had to top himself to get away from the wicked witch.

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