COMETH THE BREXIT COMETH THE MAN

[Snowy]

8 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

 

No, but perhaps a certain punter on return from his "all inclusive hols at a generic Greek island" can explain why he and Mr J Bull share identical user agents with identical build and release types (i.e. the pre-loaded utility software/apps installed on all devices/PC's) and why both punters found themselves in an obscure part of France at roughly the same time.

As the defacto runt of the clique and it's what decco would want,can you transfer all John bulls likes to me,all two of them?

[Penny Farthing]

Also typical Wither's @Witheredscrote?

[Guest 'eavensabove]

7 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

 

No, but perhaps a certain punter on return from his "all inclusive hols at a generic Greek island" can explain why he and Mr J Bull share identical user agents with identical build and release types (i.e. the pre-loaded utility software/apps installed on all devices/PC's) and why both punters found themselves in an obscure part of France at roughly the same time.

Who would ever have guessed. 

I'm off from tomorrow 'til next Wednesday. Any strange appearances during my absence will of course be me, as per usual. I see little point with being anything else but strange.  

[Guest 'eavensabove]

4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You should have seen his last character. 'Terry Tibbs' from fonejacker, played exactly as seen on the telly.

Tibbs was one of his better ones... It does call into question though, as to why Multi's slip through the net, whilst Admin refuse to acknowledge their existence. No cunt likes multi's at the end of the day. Mornings, yes. Saturdays only.  3:00am to 4:00am only. 

[Guest Erroreptile404]

11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You should have seen his last character. 'Terry Tibbs' from fonejacker, played exactly as seen on the telly.

Well he played the part of a yank pretending to be a typical brexiteer stereotype pretty well. Double bluff.

[Guest 'eavensabove]

4 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said:

Well he played the part of a yank pretending to be a typical brexiteer stereotype pretty well. Double bluff.

You're wrong, Prof B.  Most of us clicked.  

[Guest Erroreptile404]

7 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

You're wrong, Prof B.  Most of us clicked.  

I just checked out this Prof B, logged in once and never returned. Nothing to do with me.

[Mrs Roops]

55 minutes ago, nocti said:

I held Decs in better stead than this, I must say. His spelling was fucking terrible. Any evidence of a stroke, Roops? 999 calls, etc?

I blame , the hot weather, binge alcohol infusion and the odd spliff. Setting aside the obvious warning of intent which might has well been written in garish 20ft high neon lights "I'm going on holiday!" the CC Moderation Service had noticed that he's been dicking around with VPN's for some time but we kept quiet to see how this would play out.

[Mrs Roops]

18 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

You're wrong, Prof B.  Most of us clicked.  

Well you say that, 'eavens but you think almost everyone is a multi. You've had me married off to several punters and based on nothing in particular had suspicions I was in the same room with another Admin.

[Jake The Muss]

D, you stupid squirt of jaffa jizz, caught with your knickers down..What a thick Cunt !!

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

12 hours ago, judgetwi said:

Well it may not be Topdogshit himself but the cunt is obviously some hopeless snowflake who is attempting to parody the stereotypical knuckle dragging, racist,  brexiteer so beloved by “comedians “ on Channel 4 and the  Brussels Broadcasting Corporation.

Hence the appalling spelling, sentence construction, grammar and use of capital letters.... not to mention the giveaway user name. The fact that none of you thick cunts can see it speaks volumes. 

Would you iike to suck my dick again judge?

[Guest 'eavensabove]

2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Well you say that, 'eavens but you think almost everyone is a multi. You've had me married off to several punters and based on nothing in particular had suspicions I was in the same room with another Admin.

It's the best way Mrs R. By me using this method I can then safely assume that any newbie will stick out like a sore thumb. On the other hand though, many on here think the same way as I do in terms of suspecting a few, but seeing as Admin are always on top of it all, perhaps our suspicions are uncalled for? Also perhaps, we can also rely upon your own astuteness, to permently ban a multi after one official warning, and then name and shame the cunts, but with hard facts rather than guess-work. Or, simply 'out' any cunt that's proven to be a multi, rather than simply banning them. I'm sure that we punters can then deal with such idiots more appropriately. 

You probably recall the one and only time that I personally used the name Roxy, and under a different email address. I did that for less than 3hours and sent you a message to confirm what I'd done and for why... It was solely due to Admins insistence that multi's are 'always' caught out from the moment they try and that it was almost impossible to get away with, without You being aware. However, I managed to slip the net like I say, as so too at that time did others.  I subsequently learned that following my departure (which was my own choosing) You, Mrs Roops, plastered on the site that I was a multi-multi. Quite why you did that is not my concern, but it certainly goes some way as to why You cannot be trusted to broadcast fact over fiction, which in turn has a detrimental affect on anything you say about multi's and just how fantastic & fabulous your detection system is. Any accusations on my part, seem to be based upon those of your own: Guess-work.  

[Cuntybaws]

5 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

No, but perhaps a certain punter on return from his "all inclusive hols at a generic Greek island" can explain why he and Mr J Bull share identical user agents with identical build and release types (i.e. the pre-loaded utility software/apps installed on all devices/PC's) and why both punters found themselves in an obscure part of France at roughly the same time.

I would like to take this opportunity to plead against a lengthy ban for my client as warranted - nay. almost demanded - by the site rules.

Far more apposite would be the simple deletion of a few of his "likes". And by "a few" I mean a few thousand.

[Cuntybaws]

4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Fucking hell! I can't believe that Decs would do this without awarding all of John Bulls' likes to himself.

Far too obvious. I've always made sure to have my own multis call me a cunt a few times to deflect suspicion.

[Eric Cuntman]

24 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Far too obvious. I've always made sure to have my own multis call me a cunt a few times to deflect suspicion.

I don't need multis to call me a cunt. 

That's what friends and relatives are for.

[Mrs Roops]

56 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

I would like to take this opportunity to plead against a lengthy ban for my client as warranted - nay. almost demanded - by the site rules.

Far more apposite would be the simple deletion of a few of his "likes". And by "a few" I mean a few thousand.

I was thinking along the same lines, its the only language these recidivists understand.

[Guest DrCunt]

I typed a post last night that insinuated that as Decs was on holiday and using a different IP.... Then I deleted it, thinking that not even Decs could be: a) that obsessed with this place; b) such a gargantuan cunt.

Perhaps a two week period in holding pens before letting aspirants mingle with the herd would do away with vacation fuckwittery? Doesn't Beast have form on this, aka Proper's brother?

[scotty]

1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

I would like to take this opportunity to plead against a lengthy ban for my client as warranted - nay. almost demanded - by the site rules.

Far more apposite would be the simple deletion of a few of his "likes". And by "a few" I mean a few thousand.

 

8 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

I was thinking along the same lines, its the only language these recidivists understand.

If we're voting on this, add my X to the form.

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

37 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I don't need multis to call me a cunt. 

That's what friends and relatives are for.

Cunt!

[Mrs Roops]

2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said:

It's the best way Mrs R. By me using this method I can then safely assume that any newbie will stick out like a sore thumb. On the other hand though, many on here think the same way as I do in terms of suspecting a few, but seeing as Admin are always on top of it all, perhaps our suspicions are uncalled for? Also perhaps, we can also rely upon your own astuteness, to permently ban a multi after one official warning, and then name and shame the cunts, but with hard facts rather than guess-work. Or, simply 'out' any cunt that's proven to be a multi, rather than simply banning them. I'm sure that we punters can then deal with such idiots more appropriately. 

You probably recall the one and only time that I personally used the name Roxy, and under a different email address. I did that for less than 3hours and sent you a message to confirm what I'd done and for why... It was solely due to Admins insistence that multi's are 'always' caught out from the moment they try and that it was almost impossible to get away with, without You being aware. However, I managed to slip the net like I say, as so too at that time did others.  I subsequently learned that following my departure (which was my own choosing) You, Mrs Roops, plastered on the site that I was a multi-multi. Quite why you did that is not my concern, but it certainly goes some way as to why You cannot be trusted to broadcast fact over fiction, which in turn has a detrimental affect on anything you say about multi's and just how fantastic & fabulous your detection system is. Any accusations on my part, seem to be based upon those of your own: Guess-work.  

False Memory Syndrome does indeed manifest itself in many ways...

The current owners of The Corner believe that even the most degenerate forum offender is not only capable of redemption but he/she should, after a period of abstinence and contemplation, be allowed back in the fold. Also there are practical difficulties in policing a 24/7 watch that ensures immediate identification of sock-puppets. Rest assured Jazz 'eavens, that with the advent of better tools and notwithstanding the CC proprietors changing their minds, then you'll be first to know when we banish certain individuals to wander aimlessly in the ethersphere.

[Mrs Roops]

18 minutes ago, DrCunt said:

I typed a post last night that insinuated that as Decs was on holiday and using a different IP.... Then I deleted it, thinking that not even Decs could be: a) that obsessed with this place; b) such a gargantuan cunt.

Perhaps a two week period in holding pens before letting aspirants mingle with the herd would do away with vacation fuckwittery? Doesn't Beast have form on this, aka Proper's brother?

He has form for this. I suspect that the "all inclusive holiday" is in fact a fortnight at a Butlins type resort on the British coast and that he is too embarrassed to post from there under his usual nom de guerre.

[Guest 'eavensabove]

29 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

False Memory Syndrome does indeed manifest itself in many ways...

The current owners of The Corner believe that even the most degenerate forum offender is not only capable of redemption but he/she should, after a period of abstinence and contemplation, be allowed back in the fold. Also there are practical difficulties in policing a 24/7 watch that ensures immediate identification of sock-puppets. Rest assured Jazz 'eavens, that with the advent of better tools and notwithstanding the CC proprietors changing their minds, then you'll be first to know when we banish certain individuals to wander aimlessly in the ethersphere.

My memory serves me very well indeed. 

You couldn't resist yourself, could you. There should be a rule about You reading PMs, but then again, Your rules manifest themselves in many known ways and as such you can and do adapt them to suit yourself. Handy for you, eh.

 

Edited August 15, 2018 by 'eavensabove

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

12 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

My memory serves me very well indeed. 

You couldn't resist yourself, could you. There should be a rule about You reading PMs, but then again, Your rules manifest themselves in many known ways and as such you can and do adapt them to suit yourself. Handy for you, eh.

 

Look out or it will be cooler time for you again!

[Guest DrCunt]

12 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

My memory serves me very well indeed. 

You couldn't resist yourself, could you. There should be a rule about You reading PMs, but then again, Your rules manifest themselves in many known ways and as such you can and do adapt them to suit yourself. Handy for you, eh.

 

You're not getting yourself worked up by this multi issue are you, 'eavens? That's most unlike you.

[Guest 'eavensabove]

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I don't need multis to call me a cunt. 

That's what friends and relatives are for.

Cheers again for taking care of me pets whilst I'm away. Just a kindly reminder of some Do's & Dont's:

Don't upset me Moose. She will bite if provoked;  Don't be alarmed by me Ostrich, its a good talker; Feel free to play water polo in the pool, but don't drown me pony; The Puppy Porn is where you found it last time, don't give it to Neil no matter how much he begs;  Remember to re-charge me Electric Eel;  If the lounge is kicking-up, open the serving hatch (accessible from the Bathroom) and tell me Rhino to dump outside. You may need to give it a helping hand as it's got problems with its bowels;   The insect house will cater for itself, but you'll need to take a stock count of me ants on a daily basis. There should be 33,001.

As agreed, I'll send you a stick of Rock.