COMETH THE BREXIT COMETH THE MAN

[Guest 'eavensabove]

6 minutes ago, Alfie UK Noakes said:

Look out or it will be cooler time for you again!

Oh come on. It's only a laugh. I made some of it all up. 

[Eric Cuntman]

42 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

He has form for this. I suspect that the "all inclusive holiday" is in fact a fortnight at a Butlins type resort on the British coast and that he is too embarrassed to post from there under his usual nom de guerre.

@Decimus, have you spent the last week at Pontins in Hemsby?

[Guest 'eavensabove]

8 minutes ago, DrCunt said:

You're not getting yourself worked up by this multi issue are you, 'eavens? That's most unlike you.

Nahhh. It used to fuck me right off, but not any more. I've seen a Dr about it. 

[Guest DrCunt]

12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

@Decimus, have you spent the last week at Pontins in Hemsby?

Vauxhall Holiday Park, Great Yarmouth. Oh the luxury!

[Cuntybaws]

1 hour ago, DrCunt said:

Doesn't Beast have form on this, aka Proper's brother?

Indeed. At one point I thought the Catwoman was quite literally going to shit herself. I briefly came close myself when his "brother" revealed that Proper was an avid five-a-side player.

He was also responsible for the aforementioned, less believable and totally execrable "Cockney Gent", whose one saving grace turns out to be that he wasn't as bad as John Bull.

[Bubba C]

1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said:

False Memory Syndrome does indeed manifest itself in many ways...

The current owners of The Corner believe that even the most degenerate forum offender is not only capable of redemption but he/she should, after a period of abstinence and contemplation, be allowed back in the fold. Also there are practical difficulties in policing a 24/7 watch that ensures immediate identification of sock-puppets. Rest assured Jazz 'eavens, that with the advent of better tools and notwithstanding the CC proprietors changing their minds, then you'll be first to know when we banish certain individuals to wander aimlessly in the ethersphere.

Don’t tease me, let cockfingers out, go oooooooon. 

Xx

[Cuntybaws]

@John Bull, you do realise that my "Like" count actually goes up every time you press "Iron"?

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

31 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

@John Bull, you do realise that my "Like" count actually goes up every time you press "Iron"?

Bollocks, that explains punkape's rise to the leaderboard. I call it doing the ironing, oh well no more then.

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

3 hours ago, 'eavensabove said:

Cheers again for taking care of me pets whilst I'm away. Just a kindly reminder of some Do's & Dont's:

Don't upset me Moose. She will bite if provoked;  Don't be alarmed by me Ostrich, its a good talker; Feel free to play water polo in the pool, but don't drown me pony; The Puppy Porn is where you found it last time, don't give it to Neil no matter how much he begs;  Remember to re-charge me Electric Eel;  If the lounge is kicking-up, open the serving hatch (accessible from the Bathroom) and tell me Rhino to dump outside. You may need to give it a helping hand as it's got problems with its bowels;   The insect house will cater for itself, but you'll need to take a stock count of me ants on a daily basis. There should be 33,001.

As agreed, I'll send you a stick of Rock.  

How could you pass @scotty over for the job. His infinite experience caring for pensioners and pets and all.  

[scotty]

11 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

How could you pass @scotty over for the job. His infinite experience caring for pensioners and pets and all.  

Always glad of a character reference wizz, the more "clients" the merrier, good lad 👍👍

[Guest 'eavensabove]

3 minutes ago, scotty said:

Always glad of a character reference wizz, the more "clients" the merrier, good lad 👍👍

Its not too late. Nothings been cast in stone with Eric, and I can always give you his stick of rock instead if you're up for it. I'll take a gamble that me ants will still be alive upon my return. Do what you want with the Moose. 

[scotty]

1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said:

Do what you want with the Moose. 

How often are you likely to say that in a lifetime? 

[Guest 'eavensabove]

4 minutes ago, scotty said:

How often are you likely to say that in a lifetime? 

It would involve some calculation.  

[Eric Cuntman]

5 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

Its not too late. Nothings been cast in stone with Eric, and I can always give you his stick of rock instead if you're up for it. I'll take a gamble that me ants will still be alive upon my return. Do what you want with the Moose. 

You fucking cuntbag. Not only do I look after the animals, but also throw raw meat through the loft hatch for the hideously disfigured, mutant relative you keep up there.

But go ahead, get someone else in, see how happy they are to wake up at 4am to discover that 'Sloth' from the goonies has broken the loft hatch and is trying to arse-rape them with a 14 inch strap-on that it moulded from its own shit.

 

[Guest 'eavensabove]

1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You fucking cuntbag. Not only do I look after the animals, but also throw raw meat through the loft hatch for the hideously disfigured, mutant relative you keep up there.

But go ahead, get someone else in, see how happy they are to wake up at 4am to discover that 'Sloth' from the goonies has broken the loft hatch and is trying to arse-rape them with a 14 inch strap-on that it moulded from its own shit.

 

I could only go by your recent despicable behaviour as CC Head of Recruitment. My Sloth is important to me when the Cheetah is feeling crook, you know that. Anyway, what should I do with your stick of rock? I put the money aside, and everything. 

[Eric Cuntman]

3 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

I could only go by your recent despicable behaviour as CC Head of Recruitment. My Sloth is important to me when the Cheetah is feeling crook, you know that. Anyway, what should I do with your stick of rock? I put the money aside, and everything. 

Just save it for me, as long as it's not that mint flavoured shit, and it better have 'Jaywick' written all the way through, to prove you're not just boasting about holidaying there.

[Guest 'eavensabove]

7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Just save it for me, as long as it's not that mint flavoured shit, and it better have 'Jaywick' written all the way through, to prove you're not just boasting about holidaying there.

Have the piece I saved you from last year. It's mint free.

 

[Eric Cuntman]

12 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

Have the piece I saved you from last year. It's mint free.

 

I'll have it in the morning, after my Gorn flakes.

[Guest judgetwi]

17 hours ago, Iam Ape said:

Wow - thanks for pointing this out to us, Judge - we all thought John Bull was for real! What would we do without you? Boy, do I feel stupid now!

Well, of course, it’s just coincidence that I happened to be the first one to mention it, after that other brain box Mrs Roops suspended him for his faux racist diatribe.

I note that you have changed your user name. As a student of the human mind I can tell you that the addition of the words “I am” (should be a space between them by the way) is not without significance.

It must be difficult going through an identity crisis at your age.

[PANZER MURPHY]

37 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

Have the piece I saved you from last year. It's mint free.

 

That's funny..now I remember why I stay 

Panzerknacker 

[Ape™️]

6 hours ago, judgetwi said:

Well, of course, it’s just coincidence that I happened to be the first one to mention it, after that other brain box Mrs Roops suspended him for his faux racist diatribe.

I note that you have changed your user name. As a student of the human mind I can tell you that the addition of the words “I am” (should be a space between them by the way) is not without significance.

It must be difficult going through an identity crisis at your age.

If you actually followed what goes on here, you’d understand why I changed my name, and why I deliberately used “lam”. Thanks for taking the time to point it out though.

 

[Penny Farthing]

12 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

He has form for this. I suspect that the "all inclusive holiday" is in fact a fortnight at a Butlins type resort on the British coast and that he is too embarrassed to post from there under his usual nom de guerre.

Shit! He not in Minehead is he?

[cuntspotter]

12 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Indeed. At one point I thought the Catwoman was quite literally going to shit herself. I briefly came close myself when his "brother" revealed that Proper was an avid five-a-side player.

He was also responsible for the aforementioned, less believable and totally execrable "Cockney Gent", whose one saving grace turns out to be that he wasn't as bad as John Bull.

I remember this... what a cunt.

[Penny Farthing]

12 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Indeed. At one point I thought the Catwoman was quite literally going to shit herself. I briefly came close myself when his "brother" revealed that Proper was an avid five-a-side player.

He was also responsible for the aforementioned, less believable and totally execrable "Cockney Gent", whose one saving grace turns out to be that he wasn't as bad as John Bull.

Catwoman had a VW caravanette that she sometimes parked up on the seafront at Brighton. Didn't @Drew Peacock spot it one day and see her get out of it and then sneaked up and took a photo of her?

[Eric Cuntman]

11 hours ago, judgetwi said:

Well, of course, it’s just coincidence that I happened to be the first one to mention it, after that other brain box Mrs Roops suspended him for his faux racist diatribe.

I note that you have changed your user name. As a student of the human mind I can tell you that the addition of the words “I am” (should be a space between them by the way) is not without significance.

It must be difficult going through an identity crisis at your age.

How are you 'the first one to mention it'? I had already stated that I thought it might be Bill, and at least half a dozen others had been speculating as to the possible identity of John Bull, several hours before you chimed in.

Delusional cunt.