Neil Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 fuck off will you with your over the top bollocks,I couldn't give a cow's cunt what you get.Some cunt just got so excited in telling everyone that he got some fucking high extinction grade that is as high as anyone could get,"oh congratulations " said the reporter "What subject did you get it in?" ........"computer gaming" Just fuck off you wanky cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 Any cute school girls with short skirts, though? That's the real question and, I suspect, the main reason you are watching this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 I got the results I needed to get into my preferred university in East Yorkshire; A, C, D, C. I'm on a highway to Hull. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 2 minutes ago, scotty said: I got the results I needed to get into my preferred university in East Yorkshire; A, C, D, C. I'm on a highway to Hull. You absolute fucking cunt, you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: You absolute fucking cunt, you! 😁😁 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 15, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Any cute school girls with short skirts, though? That's the real question and, I suspect, the main reason you are watching this. All too old for me 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 15, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 2 hours ago, scotty said: I got the results I needed to get into my preferred university in East Yorkshire; A, C, D, C. I'm on a highway to Hull. We salute you......FIRE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 9 hours ago, Neil said: fuck off will you with your over the top bollocks,I couldn't give a cow's cunt what you get.Some cunt just got so excited in telling everyone that he got some fucking high extinction grade that is as high as anyone could get,"oh congratulations " said the reporter "What subject did you get it in?" ........"computer gaming" Just fuck off you wanky cunts. I may have heard the same piece Neil. “ I have a triple distinction (with backflip, pike and tuck) in my BTEC in healthcare from Grimsby College, which is equal to three A stars at A level, so I’m weighing up Astrophysics at Cambridge or Eyelash Tinting at Preston”. What a load of utter wank. No educational standards anymore, everyone who can scrawl an X on the paper in crayon gets an A level (not the type Neil prefers), and then when they finally hit the wall of workplace reality, there’s lots of whining about how unfair it all is and how expectations are too high. I’ve (briefly) employed staff with 4 good A levels who struggled to work out a percentage or who were mystified by the concept of paragraphs. No wonder UK productivity is so low, when most adults would struggle to spell it. Still, eyelash tinting, eh? Good to have trade, my old Dad would have said. The only brief highlight at this time of year is the traditional shot of some fruity Sixth Formers from Cheltenham Ladies’ College on the front of The Telegraph, which I gather raises more old wood than the Mary Rose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 9 hours ago, Neil said: fuck off will you with your over the top bollocks,I couldn't give a cow's cunt what you get.Some cunt just got so excited in telling everyone that he got some fucking high extinction grade that is as high as anyone could get,"oh congratulations " said the reporter "What subject did you get it in?" ........"computer gaming" Just fuck off you wanky cunts. It's better than getting excited about another cunt's excitement and to be so excited that you expressed your excitement for others to get excited about nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 14 hours ago, scotty said: I got the results I needed to get into my preferred university in East Yorkshire; A, C, D, C. I'm on a highway to Hull. I bet you've waited fucking years to do that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 37 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I bet you've waited fucking years to do that one. .....that magical moment when the stars align.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 1 minute ago, scotty said: .....that magical moment when the stars align.... ...and Pen finally posts something remotely interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: ...and Pen finally posts something remotely interesting. That would indeed be proof of an infinite universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 Just now, scotty said: That would indeed be proof of an infinite universe. I have recklessly squandered my likes, Scotto. I'll properly compensate you tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 6 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I have recklessly squandered my likes, Scotto. I'll properly compensate you tomorrow. I'm falling asleep here anyway wizz, I shall leave you lot to your bickering and hasten to the arms of morpheus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 15 minutes ago, scotty said: I'm falling asleep here anyway wizz, I shall leave you lot to your bickering and hasten to the arms of morpheus. All good sport, Scotty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 18 hours ago, Neil said: fuck off will you with your over the top bollocks,I couldn't give a cow's cunt what you get.Some cunt just got so excited in telling everyone that he got some fucking high extinction grade that is as high as anyone could get,"oh congratulations " said the reporter "What subject did you get it in?" ........"computer gaming" Just fuck off you wanky cunts. I must admit I fucking hate the same old lame reporting of exam result day. They always go to some middle class school in Richmond and ask Titania how many A star plus GCSEs she has just got, and she blurts out that she has got all 15 !!! Why not take the cameras to the poor inner city school where Raheem has just knifed a bruv in the playground for dissin his lack of results, you get me tho. That is a more reflective view of exam result day to be honest. I remember the day getting told by my maths teacher he was surprised I had passed. I said, so am I Sir with you fucking teaching me. Fuck off you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 On 8/15/2018 at 7:07 AM, Neil said: fuck off will you with your over the top bollocks,I couldn't give a cow's cunt what you get.Some cunt just got so excited in telling everyone that he got some fucking high extinction grade that is as high as anyone could get,"oh congratulations " said the reporter "What subject did you get it in?" ........"computer gaming" Just fuck off you wanky cunts. I imagine that the only certificate you've got is the one from your local constabulary which stipulates which parishes you are allowed to enter unsupervised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sean5302 Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 On 8/15/2018 at 8:03 AM, scotty said: I got the results I needed to get into my preferred university in East Yorkshire; A, C, D, C. I'm on a highway to Hull. Can you speak the language? Officialdom Interjections SOCIALISING Ellur, arm from 'ull - Good morning, I am from Hull Summatup? - Is there something troubling you? Parnta marld - A glass of dark beer Arfa Larga - A smaller glass of beer of continental origin Sner Berl - An egg-based liquer from Holland Canaborryit? - May I borrow it? It's marnanall - I am claiming joing-ownership Shurrup orral bray yer - I recommend that you stop talking immediately Yer for-ever mernin' - You do complain a lot Ayer gorra bruvva? - Have you got a male sibling? Watsyer bruvva carled? What is his name? Ner smurkin' - You are not allowed to smoke Arm off erm now, tarrar - An indication of imminent departure FAMILY LIFE Stop balling yered off! - Be quiet! Mimmams gunner chowatmi - I shall be in severe trouble with my mother She's rurin' ered off - She is very upset Gassunder - Chamberpot Urmanaway - Australian Soap Opera Fern Curls - Telecommunications. See also Curdlessferns 'Ull Delly Mell - Local newspaper A star of Urmanaway GAMES and PASTIMES Goangerided - Invitation to play a game of Hide and Seek Plern block in tenfoot - Playing above game in an alleyway E's a good doms larker - He plays dominoes well Giz a croggie - Request for a ride on the crossbar of a bicycle Bags foggy! - I would like to go first Ullefsee - Rugby team Bullyvard - Home ground of the above Bluddy targers! - Hull City have lost again! Urnly furls anurses - Popular TV series Radiur Umbersard - Local radio station Bluddy Targar - the legendary Ken Wagstaff GARDENING Turd-stool - A fungus. Not to be confused with the mushroom SHOPPING Gizza pennith 'gammy fruit - Could I please have some of those bruised apricots Aypath of each - Fish and chips for half pence Ar gorrit for narn narty narn - It cost me nearly ten pounds I gorrit for nowt - I did not pay anything It dunt tek farvs - This vending machine will not take my 5p coin A penny all off - A short back and sides Goin' on rerd - Goind shopping Chantsav - as above 'ezzle rerd - Local thoroughfare Boyziz - Local chain store 'ammonds - as above British Erm Stairs - as above Curlslur - Sliced cabbage Kaylie - Sherbert Spanish - Liquorice Broken biccies - Damaged confectionary Serp on a rerp - Cleansing bar on a string British Erm Stairs EMERGENCY/ILLNESS Me owsiz on fiyer darl narn narn narn - My house is ablaze. Please alert the emergency services. Fiyer injin - Result of the above Arv been brokken into - My house has been burgled Gorra curled - I'm a bit stuffed-up today Arfarted - Lack of commitment, or "I have broken wind" Armalite - Type of rifle or "My trousers are on fire" Av ad parls - I have been suffering from haemorrhoids Arv bust me trowziz - My trousers appear to have broken Osson flags - There is a horse on the pavement Fiyer men with fiyer injin THREATS/INSULTS or "Avin' a lot off" Worrawolly - I feel this person has made a food of himself I'll bray yer eddin' - I may become agressive E ad a right skate god - He was rather loud mouthed I'll clip yer lug 'ole - Do be quiet Shut yer cake 'ole - as above WEATHER Snur on Frurm rurd - Winter in Longhill Estate There's nur snur on the rurd - The road is clear of snow I'm mafted - I'm rather hot It's mafting - It's rather hot It's siling down - It's raining There's nur snur on the rerd OFFICIALDOM Perp (the) - Head of the Catholic Church Pearl Tax - The Community Charge The Perp - alias the head of the Catholic Church INTERJECTIONS Amgunna - I am going to.... Nowtinnit - Empty I aren't - I am not Dinntit? - Did it not? Yiss - Affirmative Err nerr - An expression of dismay Dernt nerr - I do not know Diddy farndowt - Did he find anything Lerds and lerds - Plenty. See also Givin' it lerds Canaborryit? - Could I perhaps use that for a second? Copyright Remould Theatre Company © 1993 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 20, 2018 Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 On 8/15/2018 at 8:03 AM, scotty said: I got the results I needed to get into my preferred university in East Yorkshire; A, C, D, C. I'm on a highway to Hull. I got what I needed to get into Manchester Two 'E's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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