White Cunt Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 One little pig princess Eugenie, spawned by “I will sell you access to the old hog, anyone ” Andrew and his weight watchers ex, will soon be roasted by a non descriptive tequila flogger, one Jack Brooksbank. The nuptials will of course come courtesy of the British tax payer, no expense spared, Andy announced . So my dear cunts, your wallets will be indirectly tampered with, without your permission or any benefits for you.. Enjoy the upcoming circus festivities. Why spend money on fire-proof panels, if you can spend it on the royal vermin, me thinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 7 minutes ago, White Cunt said: One little pig princess Eugenie, spawned by “I will sell you access to the old hog, anyone ” Andrew and his weight watchers ex, will soon be roasted by a non descriptive tequila flogger, one Jack Brooksbank. The nuptials will of course come courtesy of the British tax payer, no expense spared, Andy announced . So my dear cunts, your wallets will be indirectly tampered with, without your permission or any benefits for you.. Enjoy the upcoming circus festivities. Why spend money on fire-proof panels, if you can spend it on the royal vermin, me thinks. I think you need to look at this from a different perspective Whitey. Certainly, the monetary drain is a bit of a cunt, but think of all the use and mileage we'll get slating these royal parasites until the day they fucking go down the french tunnel. The common peasants need entertainment, so let them eat royal cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 19, 2018 Report Share Posted August 19, 2018 2 girls 1 nom. Idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sean5302 Posted August 19, 2018 Report Share Posted August 19, 2018 Yes, I just read that in the papers. I wish they could do something to minimise the human-panda eyes and the obesity. Like give her a proper job with exercise and a lot less food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted August 19, 2018 Report Share Posted August 19, 2018 (edited) 14 hours ago, White Cunt said: One little pig princess Eugenie, spawned by “I will sell you access to the old hog, anyone ” Andrew and his weight watchers ex, will soon be roasted by a non descriptive tequila flogger, one Jack Brooksbank. The nuptials will of course come courtesy of the British tax payer, no expense spared, Andy announced . So my dear cunts, your wallets will be indirectly tampered with, without your permission or any benefits for you.. Enjoy the upcoming circus festivities. Why spend money on fire-proof panels, if you can spend it on the royal vermin, me thinks. Fucking hell what is it with the royal family? first they let big ears marry a fucking corpse, then they let big ears number two mud blood son marry **** ****, now it’s the ethnic ginger minority getting hitched. What’s next a lesbian spastic Royal cunt in a wheel chair getting married to the asian ladyboy fuck partner? I can’t remeber the sister to George’s name, she is irrelevant, but no doubt she will end up a fucking spastic Lezza to fill the gap in the wedding list above. Edited August 19, 2018 by N/A Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 19, 2018 Report Share Posted August 19, 2018 16 hours ago, White Cunt said: One little pig princess Eugenie, spawned by “I will sell you access to the old hog, anyone ” Andrew and his weight watchers ex, will soon be roasted by a non descriptive tequila flogger, one Jack Brooksbank. The nuptials will of course come courtesy of the British tax payer, no expense spared, Andy announced . So my dear cunts, your wallets will be indirectly tampered with, without your permission or any benefits for you.. Enjoy the upcoming circus festivities. Why spend money on fire-proof panels, if you can spend it on the royal vermin, me thinks. This really is none of your business. You don’t like him because he’s rich,brilliantly connected socially and went to a jolly good public school. In short you’re jealous, chippy and a peasant. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 19, 2018 Report Share Posted August 19, 2018 27 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: Fucking hell what is it with the royal family? first they let big ears marry a fucking corpse, then they let big ears number two mud blood son marry a **** ****, now it’s the ethnic ginger minority getting hitched. What’s next a lesbian spastic Royal cunt in a wheel chair getting married to the asian ladyboy fuck partner? I can’t remeber the sister to George’s name, she is irrelevant, but no doubt she will end up a fucking spastic Lezza to fill the gap in the wedding list above. Reported for racism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 19, 2018 Report Share Posted August 19, 2018 27 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: Fucking hell what is it with the royal family? first they let big ears marry a fucking corpse, then they let big ears number two mud blood son marry a **** ****, now it’s the ethnic ginger minority getting hitched. What’s next a lesbian spastic Royal cunt in a wheel chair getting married to the asian ladyboy fuck partner? I can’t remeber the sister to George’s name, she is irrelevant, but no doubt she will end up a fucking spastic Lezza to fill the gap in the wedding list above. You really are a dreadful individual. Utterly vile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted August 19, 2018 Report Share Posted August 19, 2018 1 hour ago, Punkape said: This really is none of your business. You don’t like him because he’s rich,brilliantly connected socially and went to a jolly good public school. In short your jealous, chippy and a peasant. Fuck off. No doubt your highlight of this year's royal nuptials will be the wedding of Lord Ivar Mountbatten to his boyfriend. You must have been very disappointed when he selected his ex-wife to give him away. Don't worry Punkers, I'm sure there will be a private room set aside for you at the reception where you can spend the whole of the joyous event on your knees with your arse in the air and your trousers round your ankles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 19, 2018 Report Share Posted August 19, 2018 The defence is that the actual wedding isn't being directly paid for by the taxpayer, just its security (although how "Air Miles Andy" got the money in the first place is being conveniently glossed over.) Also, two million supposedly isn't that much, it only sounds like a lot if you're poor - which, of course, none of these cunts are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 19, 2018 Report Share Posted August 19, 2018 9 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The defence is that the actual wedding isn't being directly paid for by the taxpayer, just its security (although how "Air Miles Andy" got the money in the first place is being conveniently glossed over.) Also, two million supposedly isn't that much, it only sounds like a lot if you're poor - which, of course, none of these cunts are. In the case of Randy Andy he is "poor" .. a poor example of humanity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted August 19, 2018 Report Share Posted August 19, 2018 1 hour ago, Punkape said: This really is none of your business. You don’t like him because he’s rich,brilliantly connected socially and went to a jolly good public school. In short your jealous, chippy and a peasant. Fuck off. You’re. Sink estate Comprehensive tosser. Not on the Greens in your polyester pants this morning, Punky? Or is it rice paper and wine with Father McFeeley today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted August 19, 2018 Report Share Posted August 19, 2018 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: The defence is that the actual wedding isn't being directly paid for by the taxpayer, just its security (although how "Air Miles Andy" got the money in the first place is being conveniently glossed over.) Also, two million supposedly isn't that much, it only sounds like a lot if you're poor - which, of course, none of these cunts are. Didn’t Andy have some rather dubious mates with a taste for Barely Legals? Maybe they’ve booked Gary Glitter for the reception. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 19, 2018 Report Share Posted August 19, 2018 12 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: You’re. Sink estate Comprehensive tosser. Not on the Greens in your polyester pants this morning, Punky? Or is it rice paper and wine with Father McFeeley today? Typo idiot.... I’m on my mobile. You quite obviously didn’t go to a decent public school nor would you have got in even if your family had the necessary financial means......The prospective parents are also effectively interviewed too. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted August 19, 2018 Report Share Posted August 19, 2018 13 hours ago, Iam Ape said: You really are a dreadful individual. Utterly vile. Thanx mate x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted August 19, 2018 Report Share Posted August 19, 2018 12 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Didn’t Andy have some rather dubious mates with a taste for Barely Legals? Maybe they’ve booked Gary Glitter for the reception. Even he wouldn’t fuck the ginger pig or the children Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted August 20, 2018 Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 14 hours ago, Punkape said: Reported for racism. Just a description. Not rascism. If I was rascist I would have to be in a position of power and abusing it. Making decisions to prejudice a person by the color of their skin. I don’t do that. Interestingly I watched Tarantino’s latest film last night and the word was used over a hundred times to describe someone. Is that rascist or just being descriptive. The word was used more than half the times by a black man. Samual l Jackson. When does it become rascist when a ni#ga calls a nig#a a nigg# ? Go listen to DRAKE and have a relax you uptight fucking pig. My lad plays his tunes all the time, is he a rascist? You fucking pig. Does Art make it acceptable? You fucking pig. You limp wristed cunts are soo up your arse that you don’t see it’s used as a descriptive word all the time. Your BBC media version of reality is warped and I suggest you watch all eight Tarantino films, then a bit of Dre and snoop, followed by Drake. That should do it nig#a. you have detached what was rascism form the true problematic part....prejudice. Racial prejudice is a problem but a word is not. If someone calls a guy baldy that’s not a problem, but to not give him a job because he is bald is a problem. That’s prejudice. The same goes for being ginger, or fat, or a woman. If you call someone a ginger, that’s a color, but no one at the BBC gives a shit. Two brothers call each other nigg# and nobody gives a shit. Some rapper sings the word nigg#: seventy times on a track, nobody gives a shit. A white guy describes someone as a ni##a and you go into fucking melt down like I have just flogged him, burnt his village down, put is entire family in chains and fucked his boney assed sister kizzy woman. Go fuck yourself, you fucking self ritious nazi fucking pig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 12, 2018 Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 So today is the horse faced munter's big day. I hope you all enjoy looking at the nuptials on the BBC, as you are paying for it, lol, lol. If I were at home, I would be in my barn, rubbing goose fat in the runners of my antique guillotine, and masturbating furiously. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 12, 2018 Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 On 8/19/2018 at 12:32 PM, Lord Punkape said: Typo idiot.... I’m on my mobile. You quite obviously didn’t go to a decent public school nor would you have got in even if your family had the necessary financial means......The prospective parents are also effectively interviewed too. lol. Mobile? Oh how dreadfully prole! You mean you don't have a homing swan, to deliver urgent messages. You'll be confessing to driving a Range Rover next you frightful oik Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 12, 2018 Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 59 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: So today is the horse faced munter's big day. I hope you all enjoy looking at the nuptials on the BBC, as you are paying for it, lol, lol. If I were at home, I would be in my barn, rubbing goose fat in the runners of my antique guillotine, and masturbating furiously. Fuck off. A normal day then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 12, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 The main attraction of the the festivities seem to be a long scar on the back the pig, so I was just thinking of joining the group and showing them my own - on the hairy inner thigh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 12, 2018 Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 They're having a late supper in the honeymoon suite...Hog roast. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 15, 2018 Report Share Posted October 15, 2018 On 10/12/2018 at 2:58 PM, Decimus said: They're having a late supper in the honeymoon suite...Hog roast. Lol. Some might say he's pulled pork. Stuffing, apple sauce, extra crackling. Oh yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 15, 2018 Report Share Posted October 15, 2018 @Witheredscrote celebrated by having a Frog Roast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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