Earl of Punkape Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: Be grateful that was the tamest of my "Mrs R does insertions" collection. Scotty, that's the second time in as many days you bought an image up resulting a few punters to suddenly declare their previously hidden moral majority credentials. I understand The Daily Telegraph letters column was flooded by readers from Tunbridge Wells. I'm not sure whether yours is simply a schoolboy obsession with my vagina, tampons or seafood in general. Men do seem fascinated by the mechanics of tampons as evidenced by the number of posts & noms on the subject and related matters. Dracula goes into bar and the bartender asks, "The bloody Mary ?” "No, actually can I have some hot water?" the vampire says. The bartender gives him a questioning look, and the vampire holds up a bloody tampon and says, "Tea time!" lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: Dracula goes into bar and the bartender asks, "The usual pint of blood ?” "No, actually can I have some hot water?" the vampire says. The bartender gives him a questioning look, and the vampire holds up a bloody tampon and says, "Tea time!" lol. I'm torn between applauding you for at least attempting some form of humour, and chastising you for using a joke so old and utterly fucking dreadful, it could be in your beloved big book of bollocks. Also, it's Friday, so I won't call you a cunt, but I'll certainly think it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 44 minutes ago, nocti said: I'm torn between applauding you for at least attempting some form of humour, and chastising you for using a joke so old and utterly fucking dreadful, it could be in your beloved big book of bollocks. Also, it's Friday, so I won't call you a cunt, but I'll certainly think it. Most women use their monthly cycle 🚲 to cajole,deceive and generally cause uproar at home and especially in the workplace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 31, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 35 minutes ago, Punkape said: Most women use their monthly cycle 🚲 to cajole,deceive and generally cause uproar at home and especially in the workplace. A lot of women use their cycle daily to go to work etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 3 hours ago, Punkape said: Most women use their monthly cycle 🚲 to cajole,deceive and generally cause uproar at home and especially in the workplace. "Most" women, Punkape? Perhaps "most" gynophobic men resort to clichéd generalisations on account of a traumatic pussy-whipping. Maybe you have overwhelming inadequacy issues... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 11 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: "Most" women, Punkape? Perhaps "most" gynophobic men resort to clichéd generalisations on account of a traumatic pussy-whipping. Maybe you have overwhelming inadequacy issues... Perhaps.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 6 hours ago, Punkape said: Most women use their monthly cycle 🚲 to cajole,deceive and generally cause uproar at home and especially in the workplace. I’m extremely doubtful that you’ve ever spent enough time in the company of women to have any real insights into their behaviour. I’m confident any woman would find you abhorrent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 9 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Scotty, that's the second time in as many days you bought an image up.... You'll have to remind me of the other time? 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 5 minutes ago, scotty said: You'll have to remind me of the other time? 🤔 Scotto, did you actually purchase one of the photos? Or did you just make mention of it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 37 minutes ago, scotty said: You'll have to remind me of the other time? 🤔 Well, may a thousand greenfly infest my lady garden. Sorry Scotty, it was Snowy who previously made reference to the subject. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 25 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Well, may a thousand greenfly infest my lady garden. Sorry Scotty, it was Snowy who previously made reference to the subject. An easy mistake to make - Scotty, Snowy, Spanky, Stubby, cunts one and all. Add in Sneezy, Shitty, and Spunky and we have the makings of a really niche porn video here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: An easy mistake to make - Scotty, Snowy, Spanky, Stubby, cunts one and all. Add in Sneezy, Shitty, and Spunky and we have the makings of a really niche porn video here. Don't forget (Judge) JEWDY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 11 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: An easy mistake to make - Scotty, Snowy, Spanky, Stubby, cunts one and all. Add in Sneezy, Shitty, and Spunky and we have the makings of a really niche porn video here. Sperm White and the seven cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 For God’s sake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 3 hours ago, Iam Ape said: I’m extremely doubtful that you’ve ever spent enough time in the company of women to have any real insights into their behaviour. I’m confident any woman would find you abhorrent. Jesus was probably brown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 1 hour ago, ratcum said: Don't forget (Judge) JEWDY On a semi-related note, did you see Judge Rinder on "Who Do You Think You Are" the other week? The irony of a genealogy program featuring a raging homosexual whose DNA will never be passed down (other than mouth-to-mouth) is probably not lost on Yahweh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 30 minutes ago, ratcum said: Jesus was probably brown No doubt about it, I was in the Holy Land for a quick 5 days on an Easyjet Holiday last year and came back Browner than one of your campaign shirts Ratty. Apparently the poor twat was also one of the chosen people so was fucked from the beginning if you think about it. A Paki who is also a Yid, that's a heavy cross to bear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 7 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: "Most" women, Punkape? Perhaps "most" gynophobic men resort to clichéd generalisations on account of a traumatic pussy-whipping. Maybe you have overwhelming inadequacy issues... The remedy is simple : cooler- 6 months. Its fuckin’ stinkin’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 On 8/30/2018 at 1:14 PM, Iam Ape said: Does your wife need a foot pump, or is she a deluxe model with an internal electric inflation system? Do you keep a selection of repair patches around the hovel for when you accidentally burst the latex slag? I am sorely tempted to point out another few truths here , but .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 27 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I am sorely tempted to point out another few truths here , but .... Tread carefully, oh cockfingered one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 1 minute ago, Iam Ape said: Tread carefully, oh cockfingered one. What did you think I was about to say about whoever it was? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 4 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Scotto, did you actually purchase one of the photos? Or did you just make mention of it? I may have enquired about cost and availability wizz. I'll say no more than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 On 8/30/2018 at 12:00 PM, Punkape said: Why not become a Catholic ? 0:33 - For I've tasted his salvation... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: No doubt about it, I was in the Holy Land for a quick 5 days on an Easyjet Holiday last year and came back Browner than one of your campaign shirts Ratty. Apparently the poor twat was also one of the chosen people so was fucked from the beginning if you think about it. A Paki who is also a Yid, that's a heavy cross to bear. My cock does an excellent impression of Yul Brynner peeking over a high fence Lukely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 1, 2018 Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 8 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: What did you think I was about to say about whoever it was? I’ve no idea, Quincy - tell me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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