Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 25, 2018 Report Share Posted August 25, 2018 12 hours ago, judgetwi said: So I come in from the pub with my carry-out ( no takeaway.....austerity.....we’re all in it together etc etc ) and I read this fantastic piece of news. Poor old Rab. After slagging off Trump for shagging old slags the cunt gets stitched up and he didn’t even get any pussy! What a wanker eh? Now , in the old days his mates would have covered it up for him and paid the bitches off. But when you get into bed with with the libtards and the feminazis that shit doesn’t work anymore. I note that Wee Jimmy couldn’t wait to throw the cunt under the bus. In the world of modern British politics Rab is totally fucked. However, like all politicians he will have plenty of lucrative investments and buy to let properties. I’m glad to see the back of this two faced hypocritical remoaner but he won’t be turning up at any foodbanks soon. Massive cunt. Say's it all, doesn't it. You Duffer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 25, 2018 Report Share Posted August 25, 2018 (edited) Salmond, is already doing stand-up... As He opened his Edinburgh Fringe the ex-Nats chief sniggered: “I promised you today we’d either have Theresa May or Nicola Sturgeon or Ruth Davidson or Melania Trump, but I couldn’t make any of these wonderful women come . . . ” After a drum roll, he added, "to the show.” Edited August 25, 2018 by 'eavensabove Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 26, 2018 Report Share Posted August 26, 2018 On 8/25/2018 at 1:10 PM, 'eavensabove said: Say's it all, doesn't it. You Duffer. Fucking hell! That’s put me in my place. Are you the real Alan Partridge ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 27, 2018 Report Share Posted August 27, 2018 12 hours ago, judgetwi said: Fucking hell! That’s put me in my place. Are you the real Alan Partridge ? AH HAH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted August 30, 2018 Report Share Posted August 30, 2018 On 8/24/2018 at 7:07 PM, 'eavensabove said: Smart-Arse Alex, has denied sexually assaulting staff members when he was Fist Minister (typo intended & justified) There can be but only one result when a Mr Scottish Salmon fucks a Wild Nicola Sturgeon, and so I say lets wait to see what their sprog looks like. Has Alex been fucking sheep again? Dirty sweaty jock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 30, 2018 Report Share Posted August 30, 2018 Imagine his big slobbering jowls and moobs like wombles noses bearing down on some poor wee lassie he'd targeted for some scotch loving/raping Enduring image 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 9 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Imagine his big slobbering jowls and moobs like wombles noses bearing down on some poor wee lassie he'd targeted for some scotch loving/raping Enduring image Grab 'em by the pussy. You can do anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 I understand that Mr Salmonds Crowdfunding for his legal fees is close to a Million Squid already. Who the fuck gives all this money to these cuntfunds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 On 8/24/2018 at 10:30 PM, Ollyboro said: Pile of shite...kill yourself...cancer.... no cancer...yacht....no yacht...toe curlingly embarrassing video of a spastic. There you go, Frank, I've covered your entire repertoire. There really is no reason for you to come back tomorrow. He is also a frequent user of disabled toilets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Grab 'em by the pussy. You can do anything. It’s the haggis gene coming out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bubba C Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 33 minutes ago, Punkape said: Fascinating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 On 8/24/2018 at 10:07 PM, Frank said: You have no right to be here. Tomorrow morning I’ll be back. Back to Spack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 On 8/25/2018 at 12:57 AM, judgetwi said: So I come in from the pub with my carry-out ( no takeaway.....austerity.....we’re all in it together etc etc ) and I read this fantastic piece of news. Poor old Rab. After slagging off Trump for shagging old slags the cunt gets stitched up and he didn’t even get any pussy! What a wanker eh? Now , in the old days his mates would have covered it up for him and paid the bitches off. But when you get into bed with with the libtards and the feminazis that shit doesn’t work anymore. I note that Wee Jimmy couldn’t wait to throw the cunt under the bus. In the world of modern British politics Rab is totally fucked. However, like all politicians he will have plenty of lucrative investments and buy to let properties. I’m glad to see the back of this two faced hypocritical remoaner but he won’t be turning up at any foodbanks soon. Massive cunt. I wonder what she looked like. He’s likely to deserve a medal. Some lantern jawed, porcine Glasgow pig-dog of a woman. Likely the only other time she was felt up was by a vet with his muscly arm up her arsehole to the fucking shitty shoulder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 24 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I wonder what she looked like. He’s likely to deserve a medal. Some lantern jawed, porcine Glasgow pig-dog of a woman. Likely the only other time she was felt up was by a vet with his muscly arm up her arsehole to the fucking shitty shoulder. I'd wager you've had plenty of fist forced up you arse over the years On a less serious note, going on the looks of some of those disgusting scotch hags, I've a new found respect for Sal-mon for plucking up the courage to cop a feel. Even more so if in the unlikely event of him being sober 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 7 hours ago, White Cunt said: He is also a frequent user of disabled toilets. Has he walked in on you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 32 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'd wager you've had plenty of fist forced up you arse over the years On a less serious note, going on the looks of some of those disgusting scotch hags, I've a new found respect for Sal-mon for plucking up the courage to cop a feel. Even more so if in the unlikely event of him being sober You misspelt “fish”, Stub of the Dump. All women in Glasgow are, were, or will be an ugly prostitute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: Has he walked in on you? He tried. But his sagging arse got stuck in his XL wheelchair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 1, 2018 Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 17 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I wonder what she looked like. He’s likely to deserve a medal. Some lantern jawed, porcine Glasgow pig-dog of a woman. Likely the only other time she was felt up was by a vet with his muscly arm up her arsehole to the fucking shitty shoulder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 1, 2018 Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 5 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Reported for doxxing Quincy's mum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 1, 2018 Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 Fuck me! Rich boy Rab, his hands constantly dirty from handling thick brown envelopes, cries poverty and appeals to the public to get him out of the shit. The dumb public respond by bunging him untold thousands because he couldn’t possibly be like the Trump pussy grabber who Rab has spent so much time slagging off like the fucking hypocrite he is. Watch this bare faced cheeky Establishment cunt walk away from this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted September 1, 2018 Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 22 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Fuck me! Rich boy Rab, his hands constantly dirty from handling thick brown envelopes, cries poverty and appeals to the public to get him out of the shit. The dumb public respond by bunging him untold thousands because he couldn’t possibly be like the Trump pussy grabber who Rab has spent so much time slagging off like the fucking hypocrite he is. Watch this bare faced cheeky Establishment cunt walk away from this. Let's hear the evidence first, Judy. Don't get me wrong, Salmond is about as dishonest as a politician can get (and at least twice as smug), but until all the evidence is heard we will have no idea as to whether: 1) These allegations are true 2) His victims were gagging for it. So hold fire, Judith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 1, 2018 Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 17 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Let's hear the evidence first, Judy. Don't get me wrong, Salmond is about as dishonest as a politician can get (and at least twice as smug), but until all the evidence is heard we will have no idea as to whether: 1) These allegations are true 2) His victims were gagging for it. So hold fire, Judith. Who the fuck are you?.......Judge Rinder? Give me a fucking break for fucks sake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted September 1, 2018 Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 3 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Who the fuck are you?.......Judge Rinder? Give me a fucking break for fucks sake. Yes, I'm a balding Jewish poof with a working knowledge of the law. I'd love to give your neck a break. Next Yom Kippur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 2, 2018 Report Share Posted September 2, 2018 6 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Yes, I'm a balding Jewish poof with a working knowledge of the law. I'd love to give your neck a break. Next Yom Kippur. Shalom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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