Guest judgetwi Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 So what has happened to this fat tub of hypocritical remoaner blubber? The last I heard he had closed his crowdfunding account and stuck a hundred grand of muggy cunts’ money in his back pocket. Anyone got any info on this disgusting sex pest sack of shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 2 hours ago, judgetwi said: So what has happened to this fat tub of hypocritical remoaner blubber? The last I heard he had closed his crowdfunding account and stuck a hundred grand of muggy cunts’ money in his back pocket. Anyone got any info on this disgusting sex pest sack of shit? Google it, you lazy cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 3 hours ago, judgetwi said: So what has happened to this fat tub of hypocritical remoaner blubber? The last I heard he had closed his crowdfunding account and stuck a hundred grand of muggy cunts’ money in his back pocket. Anyone got any info on this disgusting sex pest sack of shit? Some of the other article are more interesting. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7381974/ex-scottish-first-minister-alex-salmond-faces-more-sex-pest-claims-and-one-dates-back-five-years/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 … and so the cunt's been formally nicked. This should take the Brexit crap out of the headlines for a while, and Pen can finally sell her side of the story to the Daily Mirror. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 3 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: … and so the cunt's been formally nicked. This should take the Brexit crap out of the headlines for a while, and Pen can finally sell her side of the story to the Daily Mirror. Good old Punky couldn't bring this thread back up, he had to start a new one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 23 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Good old Punky couldn't bring this thread back up, he had to start a new one. Punky, can do what the fuck Punky wants... THIS is the original and best thread. AMEN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 On 24/08/2018 at 21:48, Ollyboro said: Just a word of warning, before anycunt oversteps the mark. There is such a thing as Due Process ( no, nothing to do with booking inmates into Auschwitz). It doesn't matter that Salmond is about as sincere as Jeremy Corbyn attending the aftermath of a gas explosion at a synagogue; it doesn't matter that his wife is about 103 years old (I think Pen was her head girl) and therefore making it more likely that Salmond would go sniffing about elsewhere; he's still entitled to a fair hearing before being found guilty. Think on. 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 Just now, Crab said: 👍 Did Salmond catch crabs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 On 24/08/2018 at 16:48, Ollyboro said: Just a word of warning, before anycunt oversteps the mark. There is such a thing as Due Process ( no, nothing to do with booking inmates into Auschwitz). It doesn't matter that Salmond is about as sincere as Jeremy Corbyn attending the aftermath of a gas explosion at a synagogue; it doesn't matter that his wife is about 103 years old (I think Pen was her head girl) and therefore making it more likely that Salmond would go sniffing about elsewhere; he's still entitled to a fair hearing before being found guilty. Think on. Olly, historically, the Corner has always filled the void of immediate justice by serving as the court of public opinion. The puntership are judges, jurors and executioners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 46 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Olly, historically, the Corner has always filled the void of immediate justice by serving as the court of public opinion. The puntership are judges, jurors and executioners. Twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 Just now, Crab said: Twat. That razor sharp wit is wasted here, Crabby. You could use it at Old Trafford to convert Mancs into humans. Please give it a go.....and don't come back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 4 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Did Salmond catch crabs? Samonella Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 2 hours ago, Crab said: Samonella Nelson Salmondella. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 8 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Nelson Salmondella. The Salmond story developments are now on my superior nomination.... Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: The Salmond story developments are now on my superior nomination.... Fuck off. Are you a jock-strap? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 4 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: The Salmond story developments are now on my superior nomination.... Fuck off. YOUR nomination is for puffs. Only real men post on here. Be gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 47 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: YOUR nomination is for puffs. Only real men post on here. Be gone. Leave Alex alone he' s a cheerful chappy and a credit to us all on Burns Night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 22 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Olly, historically, the Corner has always filled the void of immediate justice by serving as the court of public opinion. The puntership are judges, jurors and executioners. You however do not qualify for full puntership. You are Untermensch, in other words an utter fuckwit with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. I appeal to you once again, please kill yourself immediately in order to relieve society and most of all, your loved ones the burden of your miserable existence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Crab said: Leave Alex alone he' s a cheerful chappy and a credit to us all on Burns Night. Has he been burnt to a crisp? No, he has not. He is therefore no credit at all on Burns Night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 49 minutes ago, Couldn't give a shit said: You however do not qualify for full puntership. You are Untermensch, in other words an utter fuckwit with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. I appeal to you once again, please kill yourself immediately in order to relieve society and most of all, your loved ones the burden of your miserable existence. "loved ones"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 8 hours ago, Couldn't give a shit said: You however do not qualify for full puntership. You are Untermensch, in other words an utter fuckwit with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. I appeal to you once again, please kill yourself immediately in order to relieve society and most of all, your loved ones the burden of your miserable existence. That's the closest you've ever gotten to actually forming a coherent thought. It still fails remarkably, but for you, progress. You may now progress to the nearest meat grinder and throw yourself into it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FUcunts Posted January 26, 2019 Report Share Posted January 26, 2019 On 24/08/2018 at 19:07, 'eavensabove said: Smart-Arse Alex, has denied sexually assaulting staff members when he was Fist Minister (typo intended & justified) There can be but only one result when a Mr Scottish Salmon fucks a Wild Nicola Sturgeon, and so I say lets wait to see what their sprog looks like. I think it would be interesting to see their progeny and who knows what political party they would lead! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FUcunts Posted January 26, 2019 Report Share Posted January 26, 2019 On 24/08/2018 at 19:07, 'eavensabove said: Smart-Arse Alex, has denied sexually assaulting staff members when he was Fist Minister (typo intended & justified) There can be but only one result when a Mr Scottish Salmon fucks a Wild Nicola Sturgeon, and so I say lets wait to see what their sprog looks like. I think it would be interesting to see their progeny and who knows what political party they would lead! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FUcunts Posted January 26, 2019 Report Share Posted January 26, 2019 On 24/08/2018 at 19:07, 'eavensabove said: Smart-Arse Alex, has denied sexually assaulting staff members when he was Fist Minister (typo intended & justified) There can be but only one result when a Mr Scottish Salmon fucks a Wild Nicola Sturgeon, and so I say lets wait to see what their sprog looks like. I think it would be interesting to see their progeny and who knows what political party they would lead! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FUcunts Posted January 26, 2019 Report Share Posted January 26, 2019 On 24/08/2018 at 19:07, 'eavensabove said: Smart-Arse Alex, has denied sexually assaulting staff members when he was Fist Minister (typo intended & justified) There can be but only one result when a Mr Scottish Salmon fucks a Wild Nicola Sturgeon, and so I say lets wait to see what their sprog looks like. I think it would be interesting to see their progeny and who knows what political party they would lead! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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