Guest Roger cuntwing Posted September 3, 2018 Report Share Posted September 3, 2018 I Married the fucking old dog 40 odd years ago. Fucking poison dwarf cunt. In our photos we put pictures of ourselves on Facebook. ( I know all the cunts on cunts corner don't like face book!!!) Proffesses how deeply religious she is. But I must be a cunt because I have denied my side of the family. While hers exists to my children, so my children will never know them. All because I am a big cunt!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 3, 2018 Report Share Posted September 3, 2018 7 minutes ago, Roger cuntwing said: I Married the fucking old dog 40 odd years ago. Fucking poison dwarf cunt. In our photos we put pictures of ourselves on Facebook. ( I know all the cunts on cunts corner don't like face book!!!) Proffesses how deeply religious she is. But I must be a cunt because I have denied my side of the family. While hers exists to my children, so my children will never know them. All because I am a big cunt!!! Jesus Tittyfucking Christ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 3, 2018 Report Share Posted September 3, 2018 I have nothing to say so i’m nominating myself as a cunt. See how wacky and self deprecating I am. Look at me! Look at me! Been done a thousand times before mate. Nobody cares about your made up personal life. Nothing to say..... just fuck off wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted September 3, 2018 Report Share Posted September 3, 2018 25 minutes ago, Roger cuntwing said: I Married the fucking old dog 40 odd years ago. Fucking poison dwarf cunt. In our photos we put pictures of ourselves on Facebook. ( I know all the cunts on cunts corner don't like face book!!!) Proffesses how deeply religious she is. But I must be a cunt because I have denied my side of the family. While hers exists to my children, so my children will never know them. All because I am a big cunt!!! Are you fucking rolling drunk? Stop it. thats my job on here ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 4, 2018 Report Share Posted September 4, 2018 It’s the only job you’ve ever had so don’t knock it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 4, 2018 Report Share Posted September 4, 2018 A vain attempt to integrate into normal society by pretending to be a normal heterosexual middle aged man when in reality most posters know what you really are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 4, 2018 Report Share Posted September 4, 2018 5 hours ago, Roger cuntwing said: I Married the fucking old dog 40 odd years ago. Fucking poison dwarf cunt. In our photos we put pictures of ourselves on Facebook. ( I know all the cunts on cunts corner don't like face book!!!) Proffesses how deeply religious she is. But I must be a cunt because I have denied my side of the family. While hers exists to my children, so my children will never know them. All because I am a big cunt!!! You fucking spastic wanker. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 4, 2018 Report Share Posted September 4, 2018 She sounds divine. How regularly does she let you give her one up the shitter because of your latent homosexual desires, or does she have a strap - on for you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 4, 2018 Report Share Posted September 4, 2018 6 hours ago, judgetwi said: It’s the only job you’ve ever had so don’t knock it. Still one more than you. Peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 4, 2018 Report Share Posted September 4, 2018 7 hours ago, Roger cuntwing said: I Married the fucking old dog 40 odd years ago. Fucking poison dwarf cunt. In our photos we put pictures of ourselves on Facebook. ( I know all the cunts on cunts corner don't like face book!!!) Proffesses how deeply religious she is. But I must be a cunt because I have denied my side of the family. While hers exists to my children, so my children will never know them. All because I am a big cunt!!! So? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 4, 2018 Report Share Posted September 4, 2018 Suddenly it all becomes clear... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 4, 2018 Report Share Posted September 4, 2018 8 hours ago, Roger cuntwing said: I Married the fucking old dog 40 odd years ago. Fucking poison dwarf cunt. In our photos we put pictures of ourselves on Facebook. ( I know all the cunts on cunts corner don't like face book!!!) Proffesses how deeply religious she is. But I must be a cunt because I have denied my side of the family. While hers exists to my children, so my children will never know them. All because I am a big cunt!!! Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 4, 2018 Report Share Posted September 4, 2018 9 hours ago, Roger cuntwing said: I Married the fucking old dog 40 odd years ago. Fucking poison dwarf cunt. In our photos we put pictures of ourselves on Facebook. ( I know all the cunts on cunts corner don't like face book!!!) Proffesses how deeply religious she is. But I must be a cunt because I have denied my side of the family. While hers exists to my children, so my children will never know them. All because I am a big cunt!!! This is a bit of a bugger. Clearly, you know you have done wrong by your children, and that is something you can never correct. You are a shameful disgrace of a father and husband. Your only clear path to redemption is suicide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 4, 2018 Report Share Posted September 4, 2018 Christ all fucking mighty. Admin, expunge this shite from the internet for all time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted September 4, 2018 Report Share Posted September 4, 2018 Could someone translate this into English for me. Thanks in advance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 4, 2018 Report Share Posted September 4, 2018 I think she came off worse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted September 4, 2018 Report Share Posted September 4, 2018 22 hours ago, Roger cuntwing said: I Married the fucking old dog 40 odd years ago. Fucking poison dwarf cunt. In our photos we put pictures of ourselves on Facebook. ( I know all the cunts on cunts corner don't like face book!!!) Proffesses how deeply religious she is. But I must be a cunt because I have denied my side of the family. While hers exists to my children, so my children will never know them. All because I am a big cunt!!! Perhaps you'd like to provide a link to your Facebook pics, so we could all assess whether you made the right decision in marrying her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 4, 2018 Report Share Posted September 4, 2018 15 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Perhaps you'd like to provide a link to your Facebook pics, so we could all assess whether you made the right decision in marrying her? You just want to do a wank over them. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted September 5, 2018 Report Share Posted September 5, 2018 On 9/4/2018 at 12:18 AM, Roger cuntwing said: I Married the fucking old dog 40 odd years ago. Fucking poison dwarf cunt. In our photos we put pictures of ourselves on Facebook. ( I know all the cunts on cunts corner don't like face book!!!) Proffesses how deeply religious she is. But I must be a cunt because I have denied my side of the family. While hers exists to my children, so my children will never know them. All because I am a big cunt!!! What do you do when she gets a puncture? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 5, 2018 Report Share Posted September 5, 2018 9 minutes ago, cooze said: What do you do when she gets a puncture? Six posts in 33 minutes. Desist at once, you out of control fucking spastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted September 5, 2018 Report Share Posted September 5, 2018 20 minutes ago, Decimus said: Six posts in 33 minutes. Desist at once, you out of control fucking spastic. Go fuck yourself, cunt. That makes seven! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 5, 2018 Report Share Posted September 5, 2018 1 hour ago, cooze said: What do you do when she gets a puncture? He reinflates the "love ewe". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 5, 2018 Report Share Posted September 5, 2018 Re this nomination: Ian Dury wrote 'There ain't half been some clever bastards' .....but he also wrote 'Arseholes, bastards, fucking cunts and pricks' as well as 'Spasticus Autisticus' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 5, 2018 Report Share Posted September 5, 2018 22 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Re this nomination: Ian Dury wrote 'There ain't half been some clever bastards' .....but he also wrote 'Arseholes, bastards, fucking cunts and pricks' as well as 'Spasticus Autisticus' I went to a restaurant called "Spastacus" in Malta a few years ago just to say I'd been in what might very well be the worst-named eatery in the Western world. Turns it also sold some of the worst pasta in the Western world, and as far as I know it closed down shortly afterwards. At the time I thought it would be even funnier if someone autistic had been there, but there wasn't anyone who fitted that bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 5, 2018 Report Share Posted September 5, 2018 32 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I went to a restaurant called "Spastacus" in Malta a few years ago just to say I'd been in what might very well be the worst-named eatery in the Western world. Turns it also sold some of the worst pasta in the Western world, and as far as I know it closed down shortly afterwards. At the time I thought it would be even funnier if someone autistic had been there, but there wasn't anyone who fitted that bill. Thanks for sharing that vignette - I bet you're in no end of demand on the after-dinner circuit. It's like the Ghost of Peter Ustinov walks among us. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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