Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 6, 2018 Report Share Posted September 6, 2018 11 minutes ago, Fender777 said: But not very good at cricket, we beat them with half a team. The Ashes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2018 3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: The Ashes? Even series that will be as those cheating turds have half a team as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 6, 2018 Report Share Posted September 6, 2018 7 minutes ago, Fender777 said: Even series that will be as those cheating turds have half a team as well. Scruffo must be abstaining from cricket porn to fully enjoy the event. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2018 10 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Scruffo must be abstaining from cricket porn to fully enjoy the event. I'm having vivid tantric dreams at the moment with Susan Boyle dressed up like a nun and as i'm about to hide the sausage, Apple turns up and starts talking in tongues, then of course i'm drawn to brutally claw hammer the daft cuntbreed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 6, 2018 Report Share Posted September 6, 2018 7 minutes ago, Fender777 said: I'm having vivid tantric dreams at the moment with Susan Boyle dressed up like a nun and as i'm about to hide the sausage, Apple turns up and starts talking in tongues, then of course i'm drawn to brutally claw hammer the daft cuntbreed. Apple's deep love of the game would be a bit of a "downer" if you know what I mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 10 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: For a moment there I thought I was looking at Frank's latest music video. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 18 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's so cute when they wear uniforms, like when the little chimps wear dungarees and ride tricycles. Can we cut down on the casual racism please. Don't even attempt to make out you're being ironic either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 33 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Can we cut down on the casual racism please. Don't even attempt to make out you're being ironic either. Eddie is black, he hasn't complained, so what's the problem? Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 11 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Eddie is black, he hasn't complained, so what's the problem? Fuck off. shut the fuck up you fromage munching garlic smelling frog twat, we will tolerate no stereotyping or casual racism here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: Can we cut down on the casual racism please. Don't even attempt to make out you're being ironic either. Very selectively enforced, this anti racism policy. Gooks, Jews and the French still seem to be fair game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Very selectively enforced, this anti racism policy. Gooks, Jews and the French still seem to be fair game. Did you see what that cunt Jiggerycock said about the Scottish earlier? A fucking hate crime if ever there was one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Did you see what that cunt Jiggerycock said about the Scottish earlier? A fucking hate crime if ever there was one. Yes, it's also still apparently acceptable to racially abuse the Devils in Skirts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: ................the French still seem to be fair game. Taunting the French is a sport, not racism as they are also Western European like us. Give us all your scallops garlic breathing surrender monkeys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 48 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Taunting the French is a sport, not racism as they are also Western European like us. Give us all your scallops garlic breathing surrender monkeys. Fuck off, we are nothing like you. You bunch of beer swilling, morally bankrupt cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Very selectively enforced, this anti racism policy. Gooks, Jews and the French still seem to be fair game. It's very selectively enforced for a reason. Of course if you would prefer a totally PC Corner, then let us know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 6 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: It's very selectively enforced for a reason. Of course if you would prefer a totally PC Corner, then let us know. I think you know that's about as likely as a fusion crust on a hailstone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Fuck off, we are nothing like you. You bunch of beer swilling, morally bankrupt cunts. French, morals, two words that can only go in a sentence with - have no - between them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: ... as likely as a fusion crust on a hailstone. This month's competition for "obscure simile least likely to be understood by Monumental Cunt" has probably just been won right there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: This month's competition for "obscure simile least likely to be understood by Monumental Cunt" has probably just been won right there. Snowball Chondrules. that's next month taken care of. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Very selectively enforced, this anti racism policy. Gooks, Jews and the French still seem to be fair game. I think you are onto something here, as she obviously hates the above mentioned. On the other hand she protects swarthies. Probably sits at her cheap Ikea desk, dreaming of being back-scuttled by Eddie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 Just now, Witheredscrote said: I think you are onto something here, as she obviously hates the above mentioned. On the other hand she protects swarthies. Probably sits at her cheap Ikea desk, dreaming of being back-scuttled by Eddie. I wonder how black Alan is coping with the demise of poor Eddie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 (edited) I suggest the next time before British fishing vessels venture out towards water that they're by law allowed to fish in, they attach a few vickers machine guns to their trawlers to deal with any uppity amphibians. fuck off. Edited September 7, 2018 by Erroreptile404 And put sea mines in the english channel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 19 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Would you get on a plane with those three monkies flying it ! I'd rather it them than some aloha snackbar types who would probably fly it into the side of a building. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 3 hours ago, EreptileDysfunction said: I'd rather it them than some aloha snackbar types who would probably fly it into the side of a building. Through incompetence these noir cunts would probably do the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 10, 2018 Report Share Posted September 10, 2018 On 9/7/2018 at 4:30 AM, Drew P Pissflaps said: For a moment there I thought I was looking at Frank's latest music video. Who knew Frank had a soft spot (pun intended) for Steve Harley? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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