Wolfie Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 It's that time of year again folks, when flying insects armed with potent venom run amok and cause havoc in their wake. Just look at what they did to this poor man's eyes and forehead! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 Fuck off, Pen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 Only kidding, Wolfie - but you should perhaps be worried about the potential for mistaken identity here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 2 minutes ago, Wolfie said: It's that time of year again folks, when flying insects armed with potent venom run amok and cause havoc in their wake. Just look at what they did to this poor man's eyes and forehead! What Punkape prays is waiting on the other side of the glory hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 Stop pouring Tizer up your Japeye then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: It's that time of year again folks, when flying insects armed with potent venom run amok and cause havoc in their wake. Just look at what they did to this poor man's eyes and forehead! I see that they have finally traced the lovechild of Mick Jagger and Trish Goddard, somebody should tell him, that moustache really doesn't suit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 9 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I see that they have finally traced the lovechild of Mick Jagger and Trish Goddard, somebody should tell him, that moustache really doesn't suit. I don't like the look of him.. bigheaded cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 30 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I see that they have finally traced the lovechild of Mick Jagger and Trish Goddard, somebody should tell him, that moustache really doesn't suit. Moustache? That's the least of his worries. He's trying to balance a Lincolnshire Old Spot banger on his nose isn't he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 6 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Moustache? That's the least of his worries. He's trying to balance a Lincolnshire Old Spot banger on his nose isn't he? First attempt at the post Apollo fight make-up for Rocky. "cut me Mick, I can't see nuthin" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Fuck off, Pen. That stanged. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: What Punkape prays is waiting on the other side of the glory hole. I think punkape is usually the one waiting agape by the glory hole. He's probably been sitting in his garden attracting wasps with jam all over his face after seeing this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 You should have titled the nom. "A few pricks in the face" if you wanted Punkape to respond. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 It's called anaphylaxis and it's a cunt as I found out a few years back.This year is a fucker as well as there's so many of the stripey little cunts.My missus hopes I get stung on the cock next time and that I should phone her before the swelling goes down......bitch 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 8 hours ago, Wolfie said: It's that time of year again folks, when flying insects armed with potent venom run amok and cause havoc in their wake. Just look at what they did to this poor man's eyes and forehead! Wow bee sting must hurt. Great Nomination. More like this please. Do you think Antisan will work.? mums net Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 8, 2018 Report Share Posted September 8, 2018 There is currently a panic about Asian (Ashian to @Monumental cunt) Hornets. A repeat of the panic about Harley Davidson Ladybirds from 10 years ago. Probably no real need to panic. One problem though is that more people are spotting our own native hornet "Vespa crabbo" (actually a beneficial insect as it eats other wasps and insect pests) and are destroying the nests rather than leaving them alone if they are away from where they are a potential nuisance (ie in gardens or close to buildings). With an interest in insects stretch over more than 60 years I have been stung 6 times, 4 of the stingies were by wasps. Wasps are little bad tempered cunts but we don't help ourselves .. we throw food away which attract women and puffs wear shiny bangles and brightly coloured clothes that confuse and attract wasps and bees. women and puffs wear perfume which to a bee or wasp smells like a flower or some rotting dead animal or plant. In short get fucked! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted September 8, 2018 Report Share Posted September 8, 2018 6 minutes ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: There is currently a panic about Asian (Ashian to @Monumental cunt) Hornets. A repeat of the panic about Harley Davidson Ladybirds from 10 years ago. Probably no real need to panic. One problem though is that more people are spotting our own native hornet "Vespa crabbo" (actually a beneficial insect as it eats other wasps and insect pests) and are destroying the nests rather than leaving them alone if they are away from where they are a potential nuisance (ie in gardens or close to buildings). With an interest in insects stretch over more than 60 years I have been stung 6 times, 4 of the stingies were by wasps. Wasps are little bad tempered cunts but we don't help ourselves .. we throw food away which attract women and puffs wear shiny bangles and brightly coloured clothes that confuse and attract wasps and bees. women and puffs wear perfume which to a bee or wasp smells like a flower or some rotting dead animal or plant. In short get fucked! Your offense anti homosexual comments have no place on here you vile, normal, heterosexual man. I hope the bees and wasps all live happily in the garden in perfect natural harmony without any interference from over zealous chemical spraying Titchmarsh types. Without the bees, we all die. i didnt know there are rascist wasps. Mums Net reply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 8, 2018 Report Share Posted September 8, 2018 On 9/7/2018 at 1:22 PM, Wolfie said: It's that time of year again folks, when flying insects armed with potent venom run amok and cause havoc in their wake. Just look at what they did to this poor man's eyes and forehead! That's the worse Mick Jagger impersonation I've ever seen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 8, 2018 Report Share Posted September 8, 2018 14 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: That's the worse Mick Jagger impersonation I've ever seen It's a dead ringer for Lesley Ash though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 8, 2018 Report Share Posted September 8, 2018 Apt nom. I was stung by a bee only last week. He charged me £15 for a jar of honey. RIP Walnut Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 9, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2018 On 9/7/2018 at 2:44 PM, luke swarm said: I see that they have finally traced the lovechild of Mick Jagger and Trish Goddard, somebody should tell him, that moustache really doesn't suit. 17 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: That's the worse Mick Jagger impersonation I've ever seen I notice your powers of perception are typically remarkable, Gyps. In spite of your obvious shortcoming, starting next week, I'm having some work done on the house – which starts with the arrival of a small scaffolding team. Sadly, it's a man short. Now you strike me as the sort of lass who isn't afraid of taking a shit with the door open. Fancy earning a bit of extra cash? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 9, 2018 Report Share Posted September 9, 2018 7 hours ago, Wolfie said: I notice your powers of perception are typically remarkable, Gyps. In spite of your obvious shortcoming, starting next week, I'm having some work done on the house – which starts with the arrival of a small scaffolding team. Sadly, it's a man short. Now you strike me as the sort of lass who isn't afraid of taking a shit with the door open. Fancy earning a bit of extra cash? You're obsessed with me aren't you little man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 9, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2018 51 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You're obsessed with me aren't you little man! Don't flatter yourself, Dave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 9, 2018 Report Share Posted September 9, 2018 26 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Don't flatter yourself, Dave. Trigger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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