Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 It's no golden wonder that smoky coal-pit flavoured crisps are the real McCoy up North, but for Walkers to suggest that pickled onion are a regional favourite in Scotland, doesn't wash. Cornish, Cornish pasties are shit, and Welsh cakes aint cakes at all, they're fucking eye-pads for Prestatyn's. Regional favouritism is a cunt as far as food is concerned, and a Stinking Bishop is just that. As for Jersey Royals, they're fuck all else but a bunch of Nonces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 You should be thrown onto a bonfire and burnt to a crisp...you stupid wanker. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: You should be thrown onto a bonfire and burnt to a crisp...you stupid wanker. Fuck off. You dwell in Brighton, don't you, you cum-guzzling shit-stabber. I'd wager that You're Regional Favourite flavour is Gay-Boy scat. Puff off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 Jellied eel, shandy and Halal flavour loved by cunts down south. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 I like those little sausages you get in baked beans. I wish you could buy tins, crammed with them and the sauce but no beans. hope that helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I like those little sausages you get in baked beans. I wish you could buy tins, crammed with them and the sauce but no beans. hope that helps. Purchase 100 cans of the little fuckers, lob the beans away and Heinz will be your Uncle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 Ironically smoky bacon is loved by the midlands lol lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 1 hour ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Ironically smoky bacon is loved by the midlands lol lol The Irish, are partial to potato. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: You dwell in Brighton, don't you, you cum-guzzling shit-stabber. I'd wager that You're Regional Favourite flavour is Gay-Boy scat. Puff off. To fuck this Evo .. try to find out what numbers Brian won the lottery with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I like those little sausages you get in baked beans. I wish you could buy tins, crammed with them and the sauce but no beans. hope that helps. What if you got sausages and Beyoncé? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 6 minutes ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: To fuck this Evo .. try to find out what numbers Brian won the lottery with. By all accounts, he was only 6 numbers away from winning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 Pickled Onion flavoured Walkers used to be available in most shops. They were fucking awesome and didn't fill in every single tiny irregularity in your teeth like those god fucking awful Monster Munch. Walkers also taste shit now they've made them "healthy". Cunts. Regional favourites: Cheshire - Jizz Flavour, Cotswolds - Male Bovine Faeces Flavour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 Glaswegian glue flavour - in a crisp bag. How post-ironic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 18 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Pickled Onion flavoured Walkers used to be available in most shops. They were fucking awesome and didn't fill in every single tiny irregularity in your teeth like those god fucking awful Monster Munch. Walkers also taste shit now they've made them "healthy". Cunts. Regional favourites: Cheshire - Jizz Flavour, Cotswolds - Male Bovine Faeces Flavour. Christians eat Pringles & Quavers on Sundays and Wotzits go down well in Milton Keynes. Twiglets are futile, as to are Hula Hoops to a Muslim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Glaswegian glue flavour - in a crisp bag. How post-ironic. Yes, and conventionally ironic is the fact that the closest 75% of glaswegians come to Evolution is Evo-Stik 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yes, and conventionally ironic is the fact that the closest 75% of glaswegians come to Evolution is Evo-Stik I tried glue once and got stuck on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted September 13, 2018 Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 On 9/11/2018 at 10:03 PM, 'eavensabove said: I tried glue once and got stuck on it. Get your fuckin' coat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 On 9/11/2018 at 4:03 PM, 'eavensabove said: It's no golden wonder that smoky coal-pit flavoured crisps are the real McCoy up North, but for Walkers to suggest that pickled onion are a regional favourite in Scotland, doesn't wash. Cornish, Cornish pasties are shit, and Welsh cakes aint cakes at all, they're fucking eye-pads for Prestatyn's. Regional favouritism is a cunt as far as food is concerned, and a Stinking Bishop is just that. As for Jersey Royals, they're fuck all else but a bunch of Nonces. Did you know that they actually change the flavor of cheese and onion crips to suit the varying taste buds of each region. I watched a documentary on it recently. fucking boring cunt reply but true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 On 9/11/2018 at 4:51 PM, EreptileDysfunction said: Ironically smoky bacon is loved by the midlands lol lol Fucking vimto is loved by the Midlands and piss weak dark mild. I wouldn't favour them with an opinion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 10 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Did you know that they actually change the flavor of cheese and onion crips to suit the varying taste buds of each region. I watched a documentary on it recently. fucking boring cunt reply but true. I didn't know that, no. I'll add it to my "Who Gives A Fuck" list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 On 9/11/2018 at 6:28 PM, 'eavensabove said: The Irish, are partial to potato. So just generic brand "crisp" crisps then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 13 hours ago, Queefer said: Fucking vimto is loved by the Midlands and piss weak dark mild. I wouldn't favour them with an opinion Ha! I fucking love beef & onion and roast chicken flavour crisps though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 1 minute ago, EreptileDysfunction said: So just generic brand "crisp" crisps then? I s'pose so, but there would have to be some Quintin Crisps, to satisfy the likes of Punkers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 On 9/11/2018 at 9:35 PM, DrCunt said: didn't fill in every single tiny irregularity in your teeth like those god fucking awful Monster Munch. Fuck you! i wont hear another bad word about Monster Munch again, especially those huge bags of flamin' hot flavoured ones or may the heavens (or Eavens) open and you'll be struck down by lightning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 There was a brief time in my life that crisps tasted like deep fried potatoes drowned in salt. Good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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