Mark Wahlberg's Life

[Guest Ollyboro]

This cunt has revealed how at the age of 47 he still manages to have the body of a freakishly stupid cunt.  His typical day consists of:

1) 2.30am wake up 
2) 2.45am prayer time 
3) 3.15am breakfast 
4) 3.40-5.15am workout 
5) 5.30am post-workout meal 
6) 6am shower 
7) 7.30am golf 
😎) 8.00am snack 
9) 9.30am cryo chamber recovery 
10) 10.30am snack 
11) 11am family time/meetings/work calls 
12) 1pm lunch 
13) 2pm meetings/work calls 
14) 3pm pick up kids @ school 
15) 3.30pm snack 
16) 4pm workout #2 
17) 5pm shower 
18) 5.30pm dinner/family time 
19) 7.30pm bedtime

Punkers does 1,2,3, 6(golden),7,12,14,17(brown),18 and 19. Which makes him just over 50% of the cunt Wahlberg is.

Edited September 13, 2018 by Ollyboro
Smiley fucking faces. Bollocks, still there.

[Roadkill]

4 minutes ago, Ollyboro said:

This cunt has revealed how at the age of 47 he still manages to have the body of a freakishly stupid cunt.  His typical day consists of:

1) 2.30am wake up 
2) 2.45am prayer time 
3) 3.15am breakfast 
4) 3.40-5.15am workout 
5) 5.30am post-workout meal 
6) 6am shower 
7) 7.30am golf 
😎 8am snack 
9) 9.30am cryo chamber recovery 
10) 10.30am snack 
11) 11am family time/meetings/work calls 
12) 1pm lunch 
13) 2pm meetings/work calls 
14) 3pm pick up kids @ school 
15) 3.30pm snack 
16) 4pm workout #2 
17) 5pm shower 
18) 5.30pm dinner/family time 
19) 7.30pm bedtime

Punkers does 1,2,3, 6(golden),7,12,14,17(brown),18 and 19. Which makes him just over 50% of the cunt Wahlberg is.

Cunt was (somehow) surpassed by Vanilla fucking Ice back in his music days and makes less than Adam Sandler as a comedy actor today. He's also shorter than both of them. This schedule reeks of self - confidence issues.

[Penny Farthing]

Repeat bollocks posted six hours ago

 

[Eric Cuntman]

1 hour ago, Ollyboro said:

This cunt has revealed how at the age of 47 he still manages to have the body of a freakishly stupid cunt.  His typical day consists of:

1) 2.30am wake up 
2) 2.45am prayer time 
3) 3.15am breakfast 
4) 3.40-5.15am workout 
5) 5.30am post-workout meal 
6) 6am shower 
7) 7.30am golf 
😎) 8.00am snack 
9) 9.30am cryo chamber recovery 
10) 10.30am snack 
11) 11am family time/meetings/work calls 
12) 1pm lunch 
13) 2pm meetings/work calls 
14) 3pm pick up kids @ school 
15) 3.30pm snack 
16) 4pm workout #2 
17) 5pm shower 
18) 5.30pm dinner/family time 
19) 7.30pm bedtime

Punkers does 1,2,3, 6(golden),7,12,14,17(brown),18 and 19. Which makes him just over 50% of the cunt Wahlberg is.

No swimming included in his regime. 

Which unfortunately decreases the likelihood of him being eaten by a 'Sharky Shark'.

[Guest Ollyboro]

22 minutes ago, Wybunbury Bertie said:

Repeat bollocks posted six hours ago

 

Er, no. You nominated Mark Wahlberg, I nominated his life. Two very different things. Hitler was a cunt, but what a life. Adoration, a nice mountain retreat and a testicle to tickle. Yes, he was responsible for unbelievable cruelty, but he never had to eat a bagel. So fuck off.

[Earl of Punkape]

1 hour ago, Ollyboro said:

This cunt has revealed how at the age of 47 he still manages to have the body of a freakishly stupid cunt.  His typical day consists of:

1) 2.30am wake up 
2) 2.45am prayer time 
3) 3.15am breakfast 
4) 3.40-5.15am workout 
5) 5.30am post-workout meal 
6) 6am shower 
7) 7.30am golf 
😎) 8.00am snack 
9) 9.30am cryo chamber recovery 
10) 10.30am snack 
11) 11am family time/meetings/work calls 
12) 1pm lunch 
13) 2pm meetings/work calls 
14) 3pm pick up kids @ school 
15) 3.30pm snack 
16) 4pm workout #2 
17) 5pm shower 
18) 5.30pm dinner/family time 
19) 7.30pm bedtime

Punkers does 1,2,3, 6(golden),7,12,14,17(brown),18 and 19. Which makes him just over 50% of the cunt Wahlberg is.

Half an hour for golf ?

No alcohol ?

The poor chap has lost the plot.

[Penny Farthing]

2 minutes ago, Punkape said:

The poor chap has lost the plot.

You never had a plot.

[Roadkill]

51 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

No swimming included in his regime. 

Which unfortunately decreases the likelihood of him being eaten by a 'Sharky Shark'.

Fuck sake, Eric...

[Penny Farthing]

1 hour ago, Ollyboro said:

 

I favour putting him to bed with Maggoty Johnson at Gawsworth.

[Earl of Punkape]

21 minutes ago, Wybunbury Bertie said:

I favour putting him to bed with Maggoty Johnson at Gawsworth.

Ibidan and Lagos ?

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

2 hours ago, Ollyboro said:

This cunt has revealed how at the age of 47 he still manages to have the body of a freakishly stupid cunt.  His typical day consists of:

1) 2.30am wake up 
2) 2.45am prayer time 
3) 3.15am breakfast 
4) 3.40-5.15am workout 
5) 5.30am post-workout meal 
6) 6am shower 
7) 7.30am golf 
😎) 8.00am snack 
9) 9.30am cryo chamber recovery 
10) 10.30am snack 
11) 11am family time/meetings/work calls 
12) 1pm lunch 
13) 2pm meetings/work calls 
14) 3pm pick up kids @ school 
15) 3.30pm snack 
16) 4pm workout #2 
17) 5pm shower 
18) 5.30pm dinner/family time 
19) 7.30pm bedtime

Punkers does 1,2,3, 6(golden),7,12,14,17(brown),18 and 19. Which makes him just over 50% of the cunt Wahlberg is.

What a stupid yank cunt. Who the fuck gets up at 2am, and then goes to bed at 7pm, when one doesn’t work on a cunting oil rig or otherwise have to. Big fucking baby eating 7 meals a day , and worse of all is the praying; anyone who prays is a fucking cock, and deserves to have their skull smashed in.  

[Bubba C]

31 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

What a stupid yank cunt. Who the fuck gets up at 2am, and then goes to bed at 7pm, when one doesn’t work on a cunting oil rig or otherwise have to. Big fucking baby eating 7 meals a day , and worse of all is the praying; anyone who prays is a fucking cock, and deserves to have their skull smashed in.  

But he does, doesn’t he? 

 

[Frank]

34 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

What a stupid yank cunt. Who the fuck gets up at 2am, and then goes to bed at 7pm, when one doesn’t work on a cunting oil rig or otherwise have to. Big fucking baby eating 7 meals a day , and worse of all is the praying; anyone who prays is a fucking cock, and deserves to have their skull smashed in.  

Idiot. 

[camberwell gypsy]

3 hours ago, Ollyboro said:

This cunt has revealed how at the age of 47 he still manages to have the body of a freakishly stupid cunt.  His typical day consists of:

1) 2.30am wake up 
2) 2.45am prayer time 
3) 3.15am breakfast 
4) 3.40-5.15am workout 
5) 5.30am post-workout meal 
6) 6am shower 
7) 7.30am golf 
😎) 8.00am snack 
9) 9.30am cryo chamber recovery 
10) 10.30am snack 
11) 11am family time/meetings/work calls 
12) 1pm lunch 
13) 2pm meetings/work calls 
14) 3pm pick up kids @ school 
15) 3.30pm snack 
16) 4pm workout #2 
17) 5pm shower 
18) 5.30pm dinner/family time 
19) 7.30pm bedtime

Punkers does 1,2,3, 6(golden),7,12,14,17(brown),18 and 19. Which makes him just over 50% of the cunt Wahlberg is.

Says between 9:30 and 10:30 he spends in the cryo chamber. You only need around 3 to 5 minutes in one of them.

[Guest judgetwi]

Repeat. Bollocks.

[Jake The Muss]

3 hours ago, Punkape said:

Half an hour for golf ?

No alcohol ?

The poor chap has lost the plot.

Probably plays one hole the useless cuntbrain.

[Guest N/A]

6 hours ago, Ollyboro said:

This cunt has revealed how at the age of 47 he still manages to have the body of a freakishly stupid cunt.  His typical day consists of:

1) 2.30am wake up 
2) 2.45am prayer time 
3) 3.15am breakfast 
4) 3.40-5.15am workout 
5) 5.30am post-workout meal 
6) 6am shower 
7) 7.30am golf 
😎) 8.00am snack 
9) 9.30am cryo chamber recovery 
10) 10.30am snack 
11) 11am family time/meetings/work calls 
12) 1pm lunch 
13) 2pm meetings/work calls 
14) 3pm pick up kids @ school 
15) 3.30pm snack 
16) 4pm workout #2 
17) 5pm shower 
18) 5.30pm dinner/family time 
19) 7.30pm bedtime

Punkers does 1,2,3, 6(golden),7,12,14,17(brown),18 and 19. Which makes him just over 50% of the cunt Wahlberg is.

What a massive fucking prick and for once I don’t mean you.  

I have cryogenic chamber recovery if I fall into the fridge after a shit load of ale the night before..

[Guest Erroreptile404]

16 hours ago, Fender777 said:

Probably plays one hole the useless cuntbrain.

I'd like to to see one hole put through his fucking head drive by style, can't stand the arrogant yank wannabe hard man cunt. I remember him on top gear taking the piss out of the British essentially, if i was Clarkson i'd have rammed his stupid fucking head through the steel studio set.

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

19 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

What a stupid yank cunt. Who the fuck gets up at 2am, and then goes to bed at 7pm, when one doesn’t work on a cunting oil rig or otherwise have to. Big fucking baby eating 7 meals a day , and worse of all is the praying; anyone who prays is a fucking cock, and deserves to have their skull smashed in.  

For that one poignant sentiment, you get a like!  

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

On 9/13/2018 at 10:56 PM, Frank said:

Idiot. 

Fuck off.

[Guest judgetwi]

On 9/13/2018 at 7:39 PM, Ollyboro said:

This cunt has revealed how at the age of 47 he still manages to have the body of a freakishly stupid cunt.  His typical day consists of:

1) 2.30am wake up 
2) 2.45am prayer time 
3) 3.15am breakfast 
4) 3.40-5.15am workout 
5) 5.30am post-workout meal 
6) 6am shower 
7) 7.30am golf 
😎) 8.00am snack 
9) 9.30am cryo chamber recovery 
10) 10.30am snack 
11) 11am family time/meetings/work calls 
12) 1pm lunch 
13) 2pm meetings/work calls 
14) 3pm pick up kids @ school 
15) 3.30pm snack 
16) 4pm workout #2 
17) 5pm shower 
18) 5.30pm dinner/family time 
19) 7.30pm bedtime

Punkers does 1,2,3, 6(golden),7,12,14,17(brown),18 and 19. Which makes him just over 50% of the cunt Wahlberg is.

He’s lying. It’s a publicity stunt. Don’t worry about it.

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

On 9/13/2018 at 10:54 PM, Bubba C said:

But he does, doesn’t he? 

 

I was actually watching that last night - it is fucking wank. It did to be honest remind me about the fact that they deserved that 9/11 , and I don’t mean the ass-fuckin’ Porsche , yeeeeee-haaaaaa ! YeeeeeeeeeeHAAAAA!

lol

[Guest Jehannum]

Wahlberg's daily schedule is already remarkably similar to my own except for the prayer, showers, and workouts. Oh, and golf. And I don't have children. But I can 100% vouch for cryo chamber recovery though. I always feel wonderfully recovered after my sessions.

However, considering how successful this routine has been for the former world's highest paid 'actor', emulating yet more of his habits will doubtless bring rich rewards. I'll start with prayer: at 2:30am each day I'll pray that a short-sighted but talented quantum physicist, while testing his new weapon-grade laser, mistakes Wahlberg's forehead creases for the double slit experiment while streaming live on YouTube.

Wahlberg's only facial expression (pained confusion) will finally be revealed as a prophecy of his fate.

[camberwell gypsy]

1 hour ago, Jehannum said:

Wahlberg's daily schedule is already remarkably similar to my own except for the prayer, showers, and workouts. Oh, and golf. And I don't have children. But I can 100% vouch for cryo chamber recovery though. I always feel wonderfully recovered after my sessions.

However, considering how successful this routine has been for the former world's highest paid 'actor', emulating yet more of his habits will doubtless bring rich rewards. I'll start with prayer: at 2:30am each day I'll pray that a short-sighted but talented quantum physicist, while testing his new weapon-grade laser, mistakes Wahlberg's forehead creases for the double slit experiment while streaming live on YouTube.

Wahlberg's only facial expression (pained confusion) will finally be revealed as a prophecy of his fate.

Jehannum= Islamic hell, right?

[Penny Farthing]

1 hour ago, Jehannum said:

Wahlberg's daily schedule is already remarkably similar to my own except for the prayer, showers, and workouts. Oh, and golf. And I don't have children. But I can 100% vouch for cryo chamber recovery though. I always feel wonderfully recovered after my sessions.

However, considering how successful this routine has been for the former world's highest paid 'actor', emulating yet more of his habits will doubtless bring rich rewards. I'll start with prayer: at 2:30am each day I'll pray that a short-sighted but talented quantum physicist, while testing his new weapon-grade laser, mistakes Wahlberg's forehead creases for the double slit experiment while streaming live on YouTube.

Wahlberg's only facial expression (pained confusion) will finally be revealed as a prophecy of his fate.

Are you from Coercri?