Eric Cuntman Posted September 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 56 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Withers has a thin for old Jenny. His geese make the same face. Imagine the state of the dressing rooms at the loose women studio. the very fabric of the building, permanently infused with the stench of gin, piss and evening primrose oil. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 On 9/13/2018 at 10:21 PM, Eric Cuntman said: This tortoise necked, fucking omnishambles of a scruffy, bug-eyed wretch, has carved out a regular living for 30 years, repeatedly trotting out the same three paragraphs of material pertaining to her long forgotten menstrual cycle and, more recently, the progressive deterioration of her stinking cervix and sagging flaps. Well, it's all been leading up to this pinnacle moment.. She's the face of the ad' campaign for Vagisan Cunt Ointment. You're the cunt on here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 6 minutes ago, Viscount Ross of Albert said: You're the cunt on here! Bored of pretending to be boaby? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Bored of pretending to be boaby? I'm never bored, anyroad, you're just a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 Just now, Viscount Ross of Albert said: I'm never bored, anyroad, you're just a cunt. Missed you. X Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Missed you. X You should have aimed better then, cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 1 minute ago, Viscount Ross of Albert said: I'm never bored, anyroad, you're just a cunt. I predict your banning within 48 hours. We all know what buttons to press, what with you being scaffold plank thick as pig shit and all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I predict your banning within 48 hours. We all know what buttons to press, what with you being scaffold plank thick as pig shit and all. Your point is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 1 minute ago, Viscount Ross of Albert said: Your point is? 1 minute ago, Viscount Ross of Albert said: The only point I'd like to associate you with is the end of a WW2 era bayonet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: The only point I'd like to associate you with is the end of a WW2 era bayonet Come on then, you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 1 minute ago, Viscount Ross of Albert said: Come on then, you cunt. Burger King, Michael Woods services at noon. Be there and die an horrific death or be labeled a coward forever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: Burger King, Michael Woods services at noon. Be there and die an horrific death or be labeled a coward forever It's "Michaelwood" you fucking cat shagger. Date and time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Burger King, Michael Woods services at noon. Be there and die an horrific death or be labeled a coward forever Don't mention labels, he thought he'd left all that behind when he escaped from the lab. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Don't mention labels, he thought he'd left all that behind when he escaped from the lab. I'll bring his severed head to the next cartel piss up and invite 'baws to demonstrate the eye socket technique Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'll bring his severed head to the next cartel piss up and invite 'baws to demonstrate the eye socket technique It has to be a woman's eye socket, you cunt, I'm not some sort of sick fucking pervert. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 6 minutes ago, Viscount Ross of Albert said: It's "Michaelwood" you fucking cat shagger. Date and time? You never turn up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: I'll bring his severed head to the next cartel piss up and invite 'baws to demonstrate the eye socket technique No you won't, you're living in your miniscule fantasy world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: You never turn up. Pot and kettle, cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: It has to be a woman's eye socket, you cunt, I'm not some sort of sick fucking pervert. Tuff tit; next cartel meetings at your gaff. Mrs Peckers threatened to flog my bikes on eBay if the other cunts come round again. And we only went in the shed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 7 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Withers has a thin for old Jenny. His geese make the same face. Lady Gaga looks rough. Is that her poke her face? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Imagine the state of the dressing rooms at the loose women studio. the very fabric of the building, permanently infused with the stench of gin, piss and evening primrose oil. That's what Pens bedroom smelt like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Burger King, Michael Woods services at noon. Be there and die an horrific death or be labeled a coward forever The burgers are that bad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: That's what Pens bedroom smelt like Are you married luv ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: That's what Pens bedroom smelt like You're forgetting 50 years of tears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 14 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: The burgers are that bad? The whopper with cheese will taste amazing after I've spent 15 mins kicking the shit out of Albert in the rain soaked car park. But not as good as when I throw his twitching body off Avonmouth bridge whilst doing 80 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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