Mark Carney House Price slump fear monger

[Ape™️]

7 hours ago, judgetwi said:

Fake, Fraud, bullshitter.

Mullti millionaire who has nothing better to do then spendi hours every day on a website trying to convince a bunch of cunts he has never met, and never will, that he really is the ultra clever rich fucking cunt that he pretended to be in the first place.

Fuck me, what’s the point in being rich if this is how you end up?

I’m fucked if I know.

Frank?

It is indeed amazing that someone so apparently successful, seemingly with the world at his feet, would spend so much time on a bizzare little niche website, trying desperately to convince a bunch of utter bastards that he is all he claims to be. I’m sure MC will have a typically convincing explanation as to why he does it - he probably likes to engage with the ‘man in the street’ to help keep him grounded and in touch with the real world. Or he could be a bullshitting, fantasist wanker. I wonder........

[Decimus]

25 minutes ago, Iam Ape said:

It is indeed amazing that someone so apparently successful, seemingly with the world at his feet, would spend so much time on a bizzare little niche website, trying desperately to convince a bunch of utter bastards that he is all he claims to be.

Let's review the evidence submitted by our esteemed idiot during Cotswoldgate.

Firstly, we had a dubious wage slip that looked as if it was hastily created by a child with severe learning difficulties using Microsoft Excel for the first time.

Secondly, a photo was taken of an interior wall purporting to show some sort of rare geological stone native to the Cotswolds, but even to the casual observer it was immediately obvious that these were breeze blocks.

And finally, who can forget the furtive photo of him peeking out of a tiny PVC clad window and taking a picture of a ten year old Audi that may or may not have been his.

I don't know about you, but I find it hard to argue with such compelling evidence, that he is in fact, a complete an utter fucking wanker.

 

[Witheredscrote]

8 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

Are we clear now on this.  Good.

MC, you will never win.  There are none so blind as those etc.  Bite the bullet,  exchange your pounds for euros, and come and live here.  France has always need of people with your talents.

Bon chance

[Penny Farthing]

50 minutes ago, Iam Ape said:

It is indeed amazing that someone so apparently successful, seemingly with the world at his feet, would spend so much time on a bizzare little niche website, trying desperately to convince a bunch of utter bastards that he is all he claims to be. I’m sure MC will have a typically convincing explanations as to why he does it - he probably likes to engage with the ‘man in the street’ to help keep him grounded and in touch with the real world. Or he could be a bullshitting, fantasist wanker. I wonder........

In Mongo's case the word would be "nitch".

[Guest Bill Stickers]

1 hour ago, Monumental cunt said:

Errr you thick twat.  The financial crisis was directly and absolutely as a result of how all the banks were run.

Do you go to school, ever watch the news, read a newspaper?

Was  the global financial crisis down to how banks were run, how they overstretched their loan to asset, how the toxic loans were divided and sub divided and how AAA rated institutions were not actually.   Or was it in your view down to something completely nothing to do with how banks were run, like, you getting told off at school for messing around in Biology and failing your GCSE and your boyfriend seeing another man behind your back, caused a Global meltdown.  I reckon you are so fucking thick and up your own arse you think you caused it.  What a prick.

Sort yourself out stickers, I expect more from you.

To quote the great Ding... “whooosh”

[Penny Farthing]

15 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

MC, you will never win.  There are none so blind as those etc.  Bite the bullet,  exchange your pounds for euros, and come and live here.  France has always need of people with your talents.

Bon chance

What are your secrets to success?

[Wolfie]

1 hour ago, Iam Ape said:

It is indeed amazing that someone so apparently successful, seemingly with the world at his feet, would spend so much time on a bizzare little niche website, trying desperately to convince a bunch of utter bastards that he is all he claims to be. I’m sure MC will have a typically convincing explanations as to why he does it - he probably likes to engage with the ‘man in the street’ to help keep him grounded and in touch with the real world. Or he could be a bullshitting, fantasist wanker. I wonder........

Admittedly I admire Soft Hands's resilience. Each time he's thrown some bait, he responds with a 500-word+ explanation as to why he's right and everyone else is wrong. His rationale seems to encompass 'I couldn't give a fuck what you think', and yet, the verbose and repetitious ripostes very much suggest otherwise. Baws's expertise in exposing his fraudulently hasn't been required: he's done it himself.

Let's briefly have a look at the facts: a late-middle aged and self-made millionaire with teenager's hands who still lives in a council house (albeit Costwold stone) – despite being an uppermost property developer and qualified Chartered Surveyor for the past 30 years; a bay-boy-dun-good geezah who used to drive a top-range Audi RS5 that was specifically targeted by a professional gang of Asians which a special branch of police assigned to such a task couldn't remedy; a man who chooses to bring his family to this site by boastfully claiming his teenage son has £50k sitting dormant in the bank; and, finally, someone who thinks a general downturn in the economy via further reduced interest rates and an unprecedented housing slump will benefit him greatly, even though a person of his alleged trade relies heavily on inflation. You couldn't make the cunt up.

I've come to think of MC as the ultimate sewer-defying floater even Dyno-Rod's skilled engineers couldn't dispose of. Let's hope Rick comes to rescue sooner than later.

[Guest Bill Stickers]

14 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

Admittedly I admire Soft Hands's resilience. Each time he's thrown some bait, he responds with a 500-word+ explanation as to why he's right and everyone else is wrong. His rationale seems to encompass 'I couldn't give a fuck what you think', and yet, the verbose and repetitious ripostes very much suggest otherwise. Baws's expertise in exposing his fraudulently hasn't been required: he's done it himself.

Let's briefly have a look at the facts: a late-middle aged and self-made millionaire with teenager's hands who still lives in a council house (albeit Costwold stone) – despite being an uppermost property developer and qualified Chartered Surveyor for the past 30 years; a bay-boy-dun-good geezah who used to drive a top-range Audi RS5 that was specifically targeted by a professional gang of Asians which a special branch of police assigned to such a task couldn't remedy; a man who chooses to bring his family to this site by boastfully claiming his teenage son has £50k sitting dormant in the bank; and, finally, someone who thinks a general downturn in the economy via further reduced interest rates and an unprecedented housing slump will benefit him greatly, even though a person of his alleged trade relies heavily on inflation. You couldn't make the cunt up.

I've come to think of MC as the ultimate sewer-defying floater even Dyno-Rod's skilled engineers couldn't dispose of. Let's hope Rick comes to rescue sooner than later.

Don’t forget he’s not a racist, because he’s got a foreign wife (that he calls racist slurs). 

[Bubba C]

35 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

Admittedly I admire Soft Hands's resilience. Each time he's thrown some bait, he responds with a 500-word+ explanation as to why he's right and everyone else is wrong. His rationale seems to encompass 'I couldn't give a fuck what you think', and yet, the verbose and repetitious ripostes very much suggest otherwise. Baws's expertise in exposing his fraudulently hasn't been required: he's done it himself.

Let's briefly have a look at the facts: a late-middle aged and self-made millionaire with teenager's hands who still lives in a council house (albeit Costwold stone) – despite being an uppermost property developer and qualified Chartered Surveyor for the past 30 years; a bay-boy-dun-good geezah who used to drive a top-range Audi RS5 that was specifically targeted by a professional gang of Asians which a special branch of police assigned to such a task couldn't remedy; a man who chooses to bring his family to this site by boastfully claiming his teenage son has £50k sitting dormant in the bank; and, finally, someone who thinks a general downturn in the economy via further reduced interest rates and an unprecedented housing slump will benefit him greatly, even though a person of his alleged trade relies heavily on inflation. You couldn't make the cunt up.

I've come to think of MC as the ultimate sewer-defying floater even Dyno-Rod's skilled engineers couldn't dispose of. Let's hope Rick comes to rescue sooner than later.

Mongy, show us yer hands. Mongy, Mongy, show us yer hands!

[Eric Cuntman]

2 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said:

Don’t forget he’s not a racist, because he’s got a foreign wife (that he calls racist slurs). 

And he does sometimes employ mechanicals to kick people's heads in.

[Stubby Pecker]

17 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

No. This shouldn't have to be said, but I would prefer you do the obvious and not read any discourse between myself, MC and anyone else who you think is not worthy of your time. Clearly you are a snivelling prissy type that like to bitch for the sake of bitching.

So you've read the discourse between @Decimus and myself, the past 2 years since scope-gate? 

[Guest N/A]

14 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said:

To quote the great Ding... “whooosh”

What ever happened to Ding the Riocha?    Banned?  Gay plague?  Bus?

[Guest N/A]

14 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

MC, you will never win.  There are none so blind as those etc.  Bite the bullet,  exchange your pounds for euros, and come and live here.  France has always need of people with your talents.

Bon chance

I love France I just fucking hate the French.  Will pop over for skiing at Xmas.  England is a shit hole at Yule tide.

[Witheredscrote]

9 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

 I just fucking hate the French.  

That's a pity, as the French like the English.  Much so, that several colleges are doing 'Grammaire Anglaise' courses for mature students.  The English education system obviously failed you.

lol, fuck off, and vivre

[camberwell gypsy]

21 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

What ever happened to Ding the Riocha?    Banned?  Gay plague?  Bus?

In the deepest part of the cooler I believe. Some say you can hear his moans on still nights. Or summink. 

[Guest N/A]

21 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

That's a pity, as the French like the English.  Much so, that several colleges are doing 'Grammaire Anglaise' courses for mature students.  The English education system obviously failed you.

lol, fuck off, and vivre

Yes. I agree our education system should make a language compulsory from infant 1  up to GCSE.  Not just a few years in the middle and then drop it if you don’t like it.

still doesn’t change the fact the French are generally, socialist, communist, lazy, objectionable, surrender monkey cunts

nice cheese and wine though

[Guest Bill Stickers]

2 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

Yes. I agree our education system should make a language compulsory from infant 1  up to GCSE.  Not just a few years in the middle and then drop it if you don’t like it.

If you could wind back the clock, do you think you would have learnt English at school?

[Guest N/A]

13 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said:

If you could wind back the clock, do you think you would have learnt English at school?

I said, learn a language, English is just slang n shit innit.  French is proper hard to learn, especially when you are drunk half the time on their good wine.

when do you take your GCSEs?

 

[Guest N/A]

On 9/17/2018 at 9:41 PM, camberwell gypsy said:

In the deepest part of the cooler I believe. Some say you can hear his moans on still nights. Or summink. 

I bet Ding is one of the “lost” on here, never to be seen again.  I bet admin hooded, him, hands tied behind his back and marched him onto a transport plane, flow out over the Atlantic, heavy chains attached to his legs, cargo door opened at back of plane and slid out over the ocean.   

[Guest Bill Stickers]

10 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

I said, learn a language, English is just slang n shit innit.  French is proper hard to learn, especially when you are drunk half the time on their good wine.

when do you take your GCSEs?

To say your written English is of a key stage 2 level would be of huge disservice to hard working primary school children across the country.

Iam not sure you have elementary proficiency.

[Guest N/A]

12 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said:

To say your written English is of a key stage 2 level would be of huge disservice to hard working primary school children across the country.

Iam not sure you have elementary proficiency.

So are you speaking as one of the hard working primary school children?

[Guest Bill Stickers]

6 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

So are you speaking as one of the hard working primary school children?

Sometimes I see a comeback so woeful, I think to myself ‘was this individual dropped on their head as an infant?’

In your case though, I have to speculate ‘how many times were you dropped on your head, and how severe was the alcohol foetal syndrome that preceded these blunt force traumas?’

You’re a real subnormal MC. In your warped little mind you probably think people stop and stare at you because they’re impressed with your second hand BMW.

In reality, they stop and stare in a mix of horror and amazement that someone so incapable and deformed is allowed to drive a car, purchase a mail order bride, or indeed just leave the house unsupervised.

[Decimus]

2 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said:

Sometimes I see a comeback so woeful, I think to myself ‘was this individual dropped on their head as an infant?’

In your case though, I have to speculate ‘how many times were you dropped on your head, and how severe was the alcohol foetal syndrome that preceded these blunt force traumas?’

You’re a real subnormal MC. In your warped little mind you probably think people stop and stare at you because they’re impressed with your second hand BMW.

In reality, they stop and stare in a mix of horror and amazement that someone so incapable and deformed is allowed to drive a car, purchase a mail order bride, or indeed just leave the house unsupervised.

All very true, but imagine your old chap being tugged by his velvety soft paws. I imagine getting tossed off by MC would feel like Peter Rabbit going to town on your bellend.

[Penny Farthing]

On 9/17/2018 at 9:41 PM, camberwell gypsy said:

In the deepest part of the cooler I believe. Some say you can hear his moans on still nights. Or summink. 

Isn't living in the north Yorkshire moors the same as being in the deepest part of the cooler?

[Stubby Pecker]

1 hour ago, Decimus said:

All very true, but imagine your old chap being tugged by his velvety soft paws. I imagine getting tossed off by MC would feel like Peter Rabbit going to town on your bellend.

And being peppered by ping-pong balls at the same time?