Guest killemall Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 bit of a retro nom i know, but anybody who remembers this knock kneed, slip slidy dancing, cosmic cunt from the nineties hopefully will agree he`s deserving.best remembered for knocking his nail into denise van outen (although apparently she made him love her with a little l) whatever the fuck that means ? swanning around in various ferrari`s & occasionally getting headbutted by the paparazzi.oh that & wearing stupid fucking hats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 4 minutes ago, killemall said: bit of a retro nom i know, but anybody who remembers this knock kneed, slip slidy dancing, cosmic cunt from the nineties hopefully will agree he`s deserving.best remembered for knocking his nail into denise van outen (although apparently she made him love her with a little l) whatever the fuck that means ? swanning around in various ferrari`s & occasionally getting headbutted by the paparazzi.oh that & wearing stupid fucking hats. Not Fedora's, then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest killemall Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 7 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Not Fedora's, then? nothing that stylish,mostly floppy monstrosities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 1 hour ago, killemall said: bit of a retro nom i know, but anybody who remembers this knock kneed, slip slidy dancing, cosmic cunt from the nineties hopefully will agree he`s deserving.best remembered for knocking his nail into denise van outen (although apparently she made him love her with a little l) whatever the fuck that means ? swanning around in various ferrari`s & occasionally getting headbutted by the paparazzi.oh that & wearing stupid fucking hats. 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: Not Fedora's, then? Help me here Wiz. What is this cunt on about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 5 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Help me here Wiz. What is this cunt on about? He's slagging off the lead singer of Jamiroquai. they're a popular music group, like the Glenn Miller Orchestra was when you were our age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 6 hours ago, killemall said: bit of a retro nom i know, but anybody who remembers this knock kneed, slip slidy dancing, cosmic cunt from the nineties hopefully will agree he`s deserving.best remembered for knocking his nail into denise van outen (although apparently she made him love her with a little l) whatever the fuck that means ? swanning around in various ferrari`s & occasionally getting headbutted by the paparazzi.oh that & wearing stupid fucking hats. Yeah but what about George Brown? Foreign Secretary? Don’t make me fucking laugh. Clement Attlee? What a cunt! Nobody is interested in your childhood frustrations you stupid millennial pissed up sack of shit. Just fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 6 hours ago, judgetwi said: Yeah but what about George Brown? Foreign Secretary? Don’t make me fucking laugh. Clement Attlee? What a cunt! Nobody is interested in your childhood frustrations you stupid millennial pissed up sack of shit. Just fuck off. Who hurt you, judge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 34 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Who hurt you, judge? Me....I agreed with him twice this week. He’s fucking fuming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 13 hours ago, killemall said: bit of a retro nom i know, but anybody who remembers this knock kneed, slip slidy dancing, cosmic cunt from the nineties hopefully will agree he`s deserving.best remembered for knocking his nail into denise van outen (although apparently she made him love her with a little l) whatever the fuck that means ? swanning around in various ferrari`s & occasionally getting headbutted by the paparazzi.oh that & wearing stupid fucking hats. I must say at first I did think JK was ok. A bit out there and all snowboarder kind of groove. Then I watched him on Top Gear and he was an absolute fucking arsehole. He was so egotistical that he even came back on the show to get a better lap time. What a fucking cunt. I understand he does hold fantastic house parties, he lives in a mansion, he fucks fabulous women, Denise van slag bag being an off day, he drives fast cars, so he is definately a fucking cunt. Insert Irony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 1 hour ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Who hurt you, judge? Nobody in particular, well not recently anyway. I just live in a world of cunts and you and this killefuck wanker happen to be two of them. Have a nice day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 26 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Nobody in particular, well not recently anyway. I just live in a world of cunts and you and this killefuck wanker happen to be two of them. Have a nice day. Do you want to party and dance today Judge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 Surely this nom should have just been titled Jay Kay? I’m not saying doing so would have made it any less shit, I’m just making an observation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Iam Ape said: Surely this nom should have just been titled Jay Kay? I’m not saying doing so would have made it any less shit, I’m just making an observation. Don't listen to these voices in your head, Ape, that's how it starts. Before you know it you'll be quibbling over semicolons and alphabetising your condiments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Before you know it you'll be quibbling over semicolons and alphabetising your condiments. They say that you can escape the evil clutches of certain fairytale creatures by spilling salt, at which point said creature has to stop their pursuit of you and individually count the grains. I imagine that when you get home after a hard days toil at your top secret volcano hideout, with an angry hardon and a scowl on your face, Mrs. Baws has a similar way of dealing with you. Before you can say hoots mon, she's shoved a bowl of alphabetti spaghetti into your hands, knowing you won't rest until you've flung it at the wall and constructed 18 twelve letter words from the random splatter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: ...and constructed 18 twelve letter words from the random splatter. "Motherfucker" - one down, 17 to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: "Motherfucker" - one down, 17 to go. 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: "Motherfucker" - one down, 17 to go. Assassinator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest killemall Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 16 hours ago, judgetwi said: Yeah but what about George Brown? Foreign Secretary? Don’t make me fucking laugh. Clement Attlee? What a cunt! Nobody is interested in your childhood frustrations you stupid millennial pissed up sack of shit. Just fuck off. i knew i was gonna get a shoeing once the judge spotted me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 9, 2020 Report Share Posted April 9, 2020 On 15/09/2018 at 07:06, Bill Stickers said: Who hurt you, judge? It was him mum Bill. Almost certainly. That heartless woman irresponsibly gave birth to him and condemned him to a life of indignation and frustration. We should be sympathetic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 9, 2020 Report Share Posted April 9, 2020 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: It was him mum Bill. Almost certainly. That heartless woman irresponsibly gave birth to him and condemned him to a life of indignation and frustration. We should be sympathetic. Whilst funny, duly reported. I hope you understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 9, 2020 Report Share Posted April 9, 2020 On 14/09/2018 at 18:07, Guest killemall said: bit of a retro nom i know, but anybody who remembers this knock kneed, slip slidy dancing, cosmic cunt from the nineties hopefully will agree he`s deserving.best remembered for knocking his nail into denise van outen (although apparently she made him love her with a little l) whatever the fuck that means ? swanning around in various ferrari`s & occasionally getting headbutted by the paparazzi.oh that & wearing stupid fucking hats. What is a jamoroquwai ? Is it at type of fruit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 9, 2020 Report Share Posted April 9, 2020 55 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: What is a jamoroquwai ? Is it at type of fruit? Yes, very similar in appearance and reproductive behaviour as another type of fruit called the punkape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 9, 2020 Report Share Posted April 9, 2020 On 15/09/2018 at 07:06, Bill Stickers said: Who hurt you, judge? A couple of Ugandan illegals on Clapham Common who refused to use vaseline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 9, 2020 Report Share Posted April 9, 2020 10 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Whilst funny, duly reported. I hope you understand. Understood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 9, 2020 Report Share Posted April 9, 2020 10 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: What is a jamoroquwai ? Is it at type of fruit? No. Its at tie pin error. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 9, 2020 Report Share Posted April 9, 2020 2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: No. Its at tie pin error. Have you become spiritually enlightened with the Catholic faith yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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