Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 What's to say about this one? Well plenty but I'll take an instant dislike to him as it saves time. Hid stand up career is aptly named - I stand up and unplug the TV when I see that sickening smug boat race. Hall of fame material he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 It's that gigantic, omnipresent shit-eating grin that gets me. Where's Fender when you need him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 I saw an ad. for this one .. "Hillarious observational comedian" .. I observed that he seemed to have very large teeth .. I wonder whether he has got soft hands like Mongo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 Has the look of Judge Rinder inserting his head so far up Matt Goss' rectum that he's wearing him as a mask. His mouth must be worth 50k on the illegal ivory market. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 8 hours ago, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said: What's to say about this one? Well plenty but I'll take an instant dislike to him as it saves time. Hid stand up career is aptly named - I stand up and unplug the TV when I see that sickening smug boat race. Hall of fame material he is. Reminds me of the only funny thig said by the 'immortal' (he's dead) Bob Monkhouse: "People used to laugh when I said I was going to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now." (Doubtless stolen from Mike D) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 Any man who abbreviates his name from Robert to "Rob," is a fucking cunt. Dead stop. The fucking "would you like a piece of candy little boy" grin on his face only serves as a nail in the cunting coffin. I'd like to see him converted into crocodilian faeces! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 39 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Any man who abbreviates his name from Robert to "Rob," is a fucking cunt. Dead stop. Rob Brydon - QED. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: It's that gigantic, omnipresent shit-eating grin that gets me. Where's Fender when you need him? Talking of Tom and Jerry, after the recent antics of Serena Williams and that doodling Aussie cunt, I've had Mammy Two Shoes running around in my head for the past week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 50 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Any man who abbreviates his name from Robert to "Rob," is a fucking cunt. Dead stop. The fucking "would you like a piece of candy little boy" grin on his face only serves as a nail in the cunting coffin. I'd like to see him converted into crocodilian faeces! Cunts called Daniel who shorten it to Dan. Without exception, all cunts known as 'Dan' have Airedale terrier beards, skinny jeans, big long clown shoes and tribal tattoos. 'Dan', they must think that they're some kind of, tough, brute, grizzly wrestling mountain man cunts. Wankers. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Airedale terrier beards I'm stealing this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: Talking of Tom and Jerry, after the recent antics of Serena Williams and that doodling Aussie cunt, I've had Mammy Two Shoes running around in my head for the past week. Bit extreme for me Decs, I did bang one out over Lois Griffin once though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: ...I've had Mammy Two Shoes running around in my head for the past week. With a fucking broom, I hope? Otherwise this is cultural appropriation and I'll have to report you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 5 hours ago, Piston said: Reminds me of the only funny thig said by the 'immortal' (he's dead) Bob Monkhouse: "People used to laugh when I said I was going to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now." I saw Monkhouse live once. He was absolutely fucking brilliant, as far from his TV persona as it's possible to get. I'm still glad he's dead, though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Cunts called Daniel who shorten it to Dan. Without exception, all cunts known as 'Dan' have Airedale terrier beards, skinny jeans, big long clown shoes and tribal tattoos. 'Dan', they must think that they're some kind of, tough, brute, grizzly wrestling mountain man cunts. Wankers. It's still better than Danny... 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Bit extreme for me Decs, I did bang one out over Lois Griffin once though. Once? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Bit extreme for me Decs, I did bang one out over Lois Griffin once though. You just won't admit Marge Simpson, will you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 Just now, Alfie Noakes said: You just won't admit Marge Simpson, will you? I'd do it with Marge, but I'd be thinking of Jessica Rabbit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I saw Monkhouse live once. He was absolutely fucking brilliant, as far from his TV persona as it's possible to get. I's still glad he's dead, though. Is you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 6 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: You just won't admit Marge Simpson, will you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Lois wins. Definitely Lois. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 7 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Is you? Yes, I corrected the error 5 minutes before you finished typing your comprehensive 2-word response. Simpleton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 To be fair, I ummed and aahed over highlighting it. Rattled? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'd do it with Marge, but I'd be thinking of Jessica Rabbit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Busted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Busted. McBusted 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 5 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Rattled? Like a "Remember the 96" collection tin in a Merseyside pub at chucking out time on a Saturday night. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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