Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 Sudanese Muslip, Meriam Yehya Ibrahim, is pregnant. She's about to bring a Muslet into our world. Not that it will save the godforsaken bitch from being hanged for apostasy... She was born to a Muslip Father but was brought-up as Christian by her Mother. Her problems to do not end there. She married a dark-skinned chap Adraf Al-Hadi Mohammed Abdullah, which is forbidden under Islamic law. Judeg Abbas Mohammed Al-Khalifta told the woman "that she had 3 days to recant." She failed to do so, and so she'll be given 100 lashes on the grounds of adultery, allowed to give birth, and then hanged... She pleaded to the judge: ". בבקשה, אני אוהב את בעלי " ( bbksha, ani auhab at bali) but he just wouldn't listen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Sudanese Muslip, Meriam Yehya Ibrahim, is pregnant. She's about to bring a Muslet into our world. Not that it will save the godforsaken bitch from being hanged for apostasy... She was born to a Muslip Father but was brought-up as Christian by her Mother. Her problems to do not end there. She married a dark-skinned chap Adraf Al-Hadi Mohammed Abdullah, which is forbidden under Islamic law. Judeg Abbas Mohammed Al-Khalifta told the woman "that she had 3 days to recant." She failed to do so, and so she'll be given 100 lashes on the grounds of adultery, allowed to give birth, and then hanged... She pleaded to the judge: ". בבקשה, אני אוהב את בעלי " ( bbksha, ani auhab at bali) but he just wouldn't listen. I would enjoy stabbing and setting both these cunts alight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 There's something called The Greengrocer's Apostasy. Which is when a previously devout greengrocer starts selling non-Halal cabbage's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 I just knew that believing in all this sky fairy nonsense would end up with someone getting terminally killed. Jesus christ almighty, they should ban it all in my opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 Does anybody give a fuck what happens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 44 minutes ago, Queefer said: Does anybody give a fuck what happens Nail. Head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 This is a dreadful business. So much for the power of diplomacy and international law. I don’t go to Islamic countries. They are fraught with difficulty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hector Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 17 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: This is a dreadful business. So much for the power of diplomacy and international law. I don’t go to Islamic countries. They are fraught with difficulty. Is this code? Were you in the Diplomatic Corps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 Gabriel is a fat tranny .. what do you say Lady @Lord Punkape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 8 minutes ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: Gabriel is a fat tranny .. what do you say Lady @Lord Punkape? Kidnappers stole a corpse from a morgue in Nigeria and demanded a ransom for its release, police say. Chukwudi Chukwu, 38, and Ibeh Bethel Lazarus, 28, allegedly took the dead body of a woman after breaking into the mortuary at Jesus Hospital in Imo state. They then purportedly contacted the mortuary manager, Bright Nwanshi, to negotiate its release in return for five million naira (£10,600). "One of the suspects is my former worker," Mr Nwanshi told the Nigerian Daily Post. "They asked me to give them N5m. I reported the matter to the police and investigation commenced." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 You might want to quote that this story is four years old and you're trying to stir the pot,would you like me to bring up my thread about bullshit story's on social media to illustrate what a fucking spastic you our? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Snowy said: You might want to quote that this story is four years old and you're trying to stir the pot,would you like me to bring up my thread about bullshit story's on social media to illustrate what a fucking spastic you our? Go on then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 19 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Go on then It was said in jest gyps you think im searching through my own shit,I'll have a anuresism by time I'm finished. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 9 minutes ago, Snowy said: It was said in jest gyps you think im searching through my own shit,I'll have a anuresism by time I'm finished. Everyone's a winner! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Everyone's a winner! Cheeky pony tailed rock fondling swampy cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 12 hours ago, Ollyboro said: There's something called The Greengrocer's Apostasy. Which is when a previously devout greengrocer starts selling non-Halal cabbage's. That's cannibalism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 3 hours ago, Snowy said: You might want to quote that this story is four years old and you're trying to stir the pot,would you like me to bring up my thread about bullshit story's on social media to illustrate what a fucking spastic you our? ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Snowy said: Cheeky pony tailed rock fondling swampy cunt! Yes? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 21 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Sudanese Muslip, Meriam Yehya Ibrahim, is pregnant. She's about to bring a Muslet into our world. Not that it will save the godforsaken bitch from being hanged for apostasy... She was born to a Muslip Father but was brought-up as Christian by her Mother. Her problems to do not end there. She married a dark-skinned chap Adraf Al-Hadi Mohammed Abdullah, which is forbidden under Islamic law. Judeg Abbas Mohammed Al-Khalifta told the woman "that she had 3 days to recant." She failed to do so, and so she'll be given 100 lashes on the grounds of adultery, allowed to give birth, and then hanged... She pleaded to the judge: ". בבקשה, אני אוהב את בעלי " ( bbksha, ani auhab at bali) but he just wouldn't listen. I'm afraid that I don't find this humorous, Eavens It makes me feel absolutely sick to the pit of my stomach that I belong to the same species as someone who could pronounce this sentence upon another human being. Fucking disgusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 8 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm afraid that I don't find this humorous, Eavens It makes me feel absolutely sick to the pit of my stomach that I belong to the same species as someone who could pronounce this sentence upon another human being. Fucking disgusting. My old and trusted measure of "would I give her one up the shitter?" has come back with a negative on this one I'm afraid. Ergo, not really bothered on the outcome of this one. ps. I hope this doesn't make me look too much of a cunt on MumsNet....., sorry, I mean Cunts Corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 For all of humanity, every religion deserves a fair and equitable punishment for their crimes. I suggest this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 4 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: My old and trusted measure of "would I give her one up the shitter?" has come back with a negative on this one I'm afraid. Ergo, not really bothered on the outcome of this one. ps. I hope this doesn't make me look too much of a cunt on MumsNet....., sorry, I mean Cunts Corner. I don't know what's wrong with me, Drew. Maybe I've turned into a big fucking poof, but I find myself not seeing the humour in a pregnant woman being flogged then hanged after giving birth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 If you've also got a strong desire to join a golf club then I'm afraid your suspicions are well and truly confirmed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 24 minutes ago, Decimus said: I don't know what's wrong with me, Drew. Maybe I've turned into a big fucking poof, but I find myself not seeing the humour in a pregnant woman being flogged then hanged after giving birth I've got friends who'd pay to watch that . How is the male menopause going then ? Hot flushes, irritability .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: For all of humanity, every religion deserves a fair and equitable punishment for their crimes. I suggest this: Aahhh, my favourite tipple. Canadian Club on ice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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