Stubby Pecker Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 Granted football is for irons and is the sport with the least honour, but fuck me sideways, just because some bunch of northern cunts were half decent 20 years ago doesn't mean it should dominate your life. Any twat wearing a premier league football shirt within a 50 mile radius of glos should be beaten to death by a pack of neo nazi drunks who spend their Saturday afternoons supporting their local 4th tier side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 8 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Granted football is for irons and is the sport with the least honour, but fuck me sideways, just because some bunch of northern cunts were half decent 20 years ago doesn't mean it should dominate your life. Any twat wearing a premier league football shirt within a 50 mile radius of glos should be beaten to death by a pack of neo nazi drunks who spend their Saturday afternoons supporting their local 4th tier side. It's long been rumoured that Manchester Utd plan to build a new stadium near London so that their fans can get to matches more easily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 13 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Granted football is for irons and is the sport with the least honour, but fuck me sideways, just because some bunch of northern cunts were half decent 20 years ago doesn't mean it should dominate your life. Any twat wearing a premier league football shirt within a 50 mile radius of glos should be beaten to death by a pack of neo nazi drunks who spend their Saturday afternoons supporting their local 4th tier side. UP THE ALEX! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's long been rumoured that Manchester Utd plan to build a new stadium near London so that their fans can get to matches more easily. They're trying to get their own allocated runway at Munich Airport, but I doubt that'll get off the ground. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's long been rumoured that Manchester Utd plan to build a new stadium near London so that their fans can get to matches more easily. Why the fuck I should be subjected to having to look at cunts in Newcastle Wednesday or Chelsea United shirts in some hick provincial outpost is beyond me. I've come to the conclusion that anyone who subscribes to Sky Sports is not particularly intelligent and should be sterilised for the good of planet earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 1 minute ago, scotty said: They're trying to get their own allocated runway at Munich Airport, but I doubt that'll get off the ground. Who's that lying on the runway? who's that dying in the snow? its just Busby and his boys makin' all the fucking noise cos they couldn't get their aeroplane to go 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 2 minutes ago, scotty said: They're trying to get their own allocated runway at Munich Airport, but I doubt that'll get off the ground. Good old snotty. Joking aside, there's probably millions of fuckwits who were born well after this "good old burn up" who get misty eyed every anniversary- while sitting in their Hampshire suburb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 8 minutes ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: UP THE ALEX! Is this what the US 8th airforce said when they accosted you, paralytic and open-legged on VE Day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: Is this what the US 8th airforce said when they accosted you, paralytic and open-legged on VE Day? no Tim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 25 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Granted football is for irons and is the sport with the least honour, but fuck me sideways, just because some bunch of northern cunts were half decent 20 years ago doesn't mean it should dominate your life. Any twat wearing a premier league football shirt within a 50 mile radius of glos should be beaten to death by a pack of neo nazi drunks who spend their Saturday afternoons supporting their local 4th tier side. How many different EPL shirts do you have? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 Just now, Viscount Ross of Albert said: How many different EPL shirts do you have? Tim Stubby has got dozens of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 Just now, Wybunbury Bertie said: Tim Stubby has got dozens of them. I've watched him buying them. "They're for my nephew" he said to the sales lass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 3 minutes ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: no Tim. I guess they just found out you were in drag and raped you anyway? After a good kicking of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: I guess they just found out you were in drag and raped you anyway? After a good kicking of course. You fancy me don't you Tim? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 4 minutes ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: You fancy me don't you Tim? I fancy smashing you in the face repeatedly with a broken house brick Why did you change your user name and stop pretending to be an old biddy? How weak are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: I fancy smashing you in the face repeatedly with a broken house brick Why did you change your user name and stop pretending to be an old biddy? How weak are you? My knees are weak Tim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I fancy smashing you in the face repeatedly with a broken house brick Why did you change your user name and stop pretending to be an old biddy? How weak are you? I might be somewhere in the five valleys next week .. do you want me to call and say "Hello"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 1 minute ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: I might be somewhere in the five valleys next week .. do you want me to call and say "Hello"? Just go about your normal business and I'll find you. Your mobility scooter should stick out a mile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Just go about your normal business and I'll find you. Your mobility scooter should stick out a mile He doesn't have one, you thick cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 25 minutes ago, Viscount Ross of Albert said: How many different EPL shirts do you have? Welcome back, Albert, you've been missed. Were you banned, or just taking a break? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Welcome back, Albert, you've been missed. Were you banned, or just taking a break? Been on holiday you nosey cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 Just now, Viscount Ross of Albert said: Been on holiday you nosey cunt. For twelve weeks? Round the world gay cruise, by any chance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: For twelve weeks? Round the world gay cruise, by any chance? No, Woodhill actually. Seems to me that you know all about gay cruises. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 5 minutes ago, Viscount Ross of Albert said: Been on holiday you nosey cunt. Bullshit. thats what you always say. what colour underwear do you have on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Bullshit. thats what you always say. what colour underwear do you have on? I'm guessing shit and piss colour 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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