Guest Queefer Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 Looking forward to the pork blowpipe and budgie bon bons in a lime air Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 9 minutes ago, Queefer said: Ca Plein pour moi - of course Ca Plane Pour Moi - in fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Ca Plane Pour Moi - in fact. Ça. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 Just now, Frank said: Ça. Fuck you and your fancy fonts ! Are you bilingual then ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 1 minute ago, Frank said: Ça. Çarafe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 1 minute ago, Frank said: Ça. Unlike Withers, my keyboard doesn't have a cédille. Er, fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Çarafe Just checking is there a C cedilla in CUNT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 Just now, Bubba C said: Çarafe Bubs some thicko rookie is trying to address me directly. Could you have a word? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 Just now, Frank said: Bubs some thicko rookie is trying to address me directly. Could you have a word? these newbies have no savoir faire do they Fran! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 3 minutes ago, Frank said: Bubs some thicko rookie is trying to address me directly. Could you have a word? A very unfunny cunt he is too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, Frank said: Bubs some thicko rookie is trying to address me directly. Could you have a word? The corner’s fucked. No respect, no morality. And Withers is back, which has just capped off the darkest of times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 5 minutes ago, ratcum said: these newbies have no savoir faire do they Fran! Lacking a certain je ne sais quoi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 9 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Unlike Withers, my keyboard doesn't have a cédille. Er, fuck. see that? That's your computer that is. That's your IBM. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 1 minute ago, ratcum said: these newbies have no savoir faire do they Fran! Most evenings I dine alone tot. My wife is French and watching her masticate these days is an image I just couldn’t possibly have imagined twenty years ago. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, Queefer said: Lacking a certain je ne sais quoi In your case just lacking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 Just now, Frank said: Most evenings I dine alone tot. My wife is French and watching her masticate these days is an image I just couldn’t possibly have imagined twenty years ago. and not forgetting she's dead of course 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 7 minutes ago, Queefer said: Lacking a certain je ne sais quoi A most fitting self-appraisal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 7 minutes ago, Frank said: Most evenings I dine alone tot. My wife is French and watching her masticate these days is an image I just couldn’t possibly have imagined twenty years ago. I imagine she feels the same when she watches you masturbate, and has sex alone most evenings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 9 minutes ago, ratcum said: see that? That's your computer that is. That's your IBM. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 17 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: I imagine she feels the same when she watches you masturbate, and has sex alone most evenings. I haven’t masturbated for weeks, Ape.. lost my way a bit. Every porn site I look at these days seems to lead to a great gaping bumhole after the second click. That shower hose and head business. Any mileage in that? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 3 minutes ago, Frank said: I haven’t masturbated for weeks, Ape.. lost my way a bit. Every porn site I look at these days seems to lead to a great gaping bumhole after the second click. That shower hose and head business. Any mileage in that? That is too much information Frank.... Get a fucking grip! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 Just now, Frank said: I haven’t masturbated for weeks, Ape.. lost my way a bit. Every porn site I look at these days seems to lead to a great gaping bumhole after the second click. That shower hose and head business. Is there any mileage in that? Give it a try - you might manage to crack one off without having to endure ass [sic] fucking freaks on Porn Hub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 1 minute ago, Iam Ape said: Give it a try - you might manage to crack one off without having to endure ass [sic] fucking freaks on Porn Hub. Could you imagine him attempting to wash himself in a hotel shower cubicle? His spindly Mr. Tickle arms and legs would have to be bent double like some sort of circus freak Slenderman to stand any chance of being able to douche his brutally tattered arsehole. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 1 minute ago, cuntspotter said: That is too much information Frank.... Get a fucking grip! It’s not funny, spot. Try it yourself. Tap in ‘big boobs hairy fanny’ and what do you get? A fucking great stretched-out gaping bumhole and tattoed torso. When you dine alone, do you order a carafe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, Frank said: It’s not funny, spot. Try it yourself. Tap in ‘big boobs hairy fanny’ and what do you get? A fucking great stretched-out gaping bumhole and tattoed torso. When you dine alone, do you order a carafe? Naturalment! Mais oui. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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