Mrs Roops Posted September 29, 2018 Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 34 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: I think the british are the ones under subjugation..to class and titles and any shill with the right pedigree and accent..i see the same news as you do and wonder how ya believe them Panzbaby Its pointless bandying around stereotypes have been redundant for more than thirty years, Panz - in any case the UK have bigger issues with entitled rather than the titled. These days the meritocracy control the levers not the aristocracy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 29, 2018 Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 17 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Its pointless bandying around stereotypes have been redundant for more than thirty years, Panz - in any case the UK have bigger issues with entitled rather than the titled. These days the meritocracy control the levers not the aristocracy. These days the meritocracy control the levers not the aristocracy... Not in Cheshire... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 29, 2018 Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 4 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: These days the meritocracy control the levers not the aristocracy... Not in Cheshire... It's always struck me as odd that Lewis Carroll named a cat after Cheshire, when nobody who lives there has the slightest interest in pussies. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted September 29, 2018 Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 On 9/28/2018 at 8:35 AM, Mrs Roops said: At this stage, no-one knows what The EU is ready to do. Don't listen to political trash talk on either side - the real fight is behind closed doors. How long have you been a "realist"? It seems realism has betrayed the idealism that begat the Easter Uprising and hard fought independence. Less than a hundred years have elapsed before you gave up your currency and swore allegiance to your Euro masters. The signatories of The Proclamation must be turning in their graves. Let's see how that's going to pan out. Greece or Italy? Next, Sturgeon fuckwit will be dragging Scotland to joining the club of getting shafted by the Euro; primarily by Krautland with it's low inflation rates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 29, 2018 Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 5 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Finished choking yer maggot in the shower?.. ya nauseating little punchbag Panzbaby Brexit this, Brexit that, Panzerspacker is a stupid twat. lol. Fuck off so it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted September 29, 2018 Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You should have a little go at Flidspack. All brexit and no play makes panzyspacker a dull boy. Was he the inspiration behind flidspack by any chance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 29, 2018 Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 16 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Was he the inspiration behind flidspack by any chance? It’s a seldom mentioned fact, but panzerspacker was involved in the invention of the potato. His little gift to us all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 29, 2018 Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 25 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Was he the inspiration behind flidspack by any chance? You're asking far too much from him. He's only just recently left Night School, to learn how to read in the dark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 29, 2018 Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 Comrade Panza, was stopped by the police. He was walking the streets of Belfast, arm in arm with a penguin. "I'm advising you to take that penguin to the Zoo" Said the copper. Three days later, the same copper sees Panza walking the penguin again... "Oi," says the copper, "I thought I'd told you to take that penguin to the Zoo!!!" "But I DID!" replies Panza. "We had a marvellous time, we're off to the cinema now" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 29, 2018 Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 … Next day, he takes his vacuum flask to his local Café. "can you top it up for me please, with 3 cups of tea, one without sugar." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 29, 2018 Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 1 hour ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Was he the inspiration behind flidspack by any chance? No. But he was instrumental in the renewed campaign for condom use and preventing incestuous teen pregnancy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 29, 2018 Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 1 hour ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Was he the inspiration behind flidspack by any chance? The truth. the actual inspiration for Flidspack©, came in late 2016, when Ape got absolutely fucking shitfaced to avoid having to speak to his mother in law, and drunkenly posed the question: 'what's a spackers favourite pie filling?' I was as pissed as Ape, and replied; 'steak and flidney'. and so it began. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 29, 2018 Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 47 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The truth. the actual inspiration for Flidspack©, came in late 2016, when Ape got absolutely fucking shitfaced to avoid having to speak to his mother in law, and drunkenly posed the question: 'what's a spackers favourite pie filling?' I was as pissed as Ape, and replied; 'steak and flidney'. and so it began. … and the rest is CC history. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 29, 2018 Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 53 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The truth. the actual inspiration for Flidspack©, came in late 2016, when Ape got absolutely fucking shitfaced to avoid having to speak to his mother in law, and drunkenly posed the question: 'what's a spackers favourite pie filling?' I was as pissed as Ape, and replied; 'steak and flidney'. and so it began. The sort of intellectual enlightenment only the genius possess and the insane lament. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 29, 2018 Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: The truth. the actual inspiration for Flidspack©, came in late 2016, when Ape got absolutely fucking shitfaced to avoid having to speak to his mother in law, and drunkenly posed the question: 'what's a spackers favourite pie filling?' I was as pissed as Ape, and replied; 'steak and flidney'. and so it began. What’s the favourite playground game of spackers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 29, 2018 Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 8 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: I think the british are the ones under subjugation..to class and titles and any shill with the right pedigree and accent..i see the same news as you do and wonder how ya believe them Panzbaby You're finished here panzy, history is against you, to be sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 29, 2018 Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 2 hours ago, Iam Ape said: It’s a seldom mentioned fact, but panzerspacker was involved in the invention of the potato. His little gift to us all. Bill ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 29, 2018 Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 21 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Bill ? Venus Van Dam? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 29, 2018 Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 1 hour ago, Iam Ape said: What’s the favourite playground game of spackers? Piggy in the fliddle? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 29, 2018 Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 6 minutes ago, scotty said: Piggy in the fliddle? Fucking good work Scotters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 29, 2018 Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 3 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: … Next day, he takes his vacuum flask to his local Café. "can you top it up for me please, with 3 cups of tea, one without sugar." The day after, he goes for a job interview at the building site. The foreman asks him if he can make tea? "Of course I can" he replies. The foreman then asks him if he can drive a forklift? To which he replies "How big's the fucking teapot"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 29, 2018 Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 29 minutes ago, scotty said: Piggy in the fliddle? Scotty, I may not be one of the oldies on here, I've only been here for 2 years, but I remember you when you were 8 Ace, and I didn't think you could have improved on that, but since you have become an NHS sponsored serial killer, you've knocked it out of the fucking park. Bravo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 30, 2018 Report Share Posted September 30, 2018 1 hour ago, scotty said: Piggy in the fliddle? You saved the best until last... Did you get that one from Dr Crippen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 30, 2018 Report Share Posted September 30, 2018 Mm..yer ruling elite meet this week ..should be a laff watching the gilded monkeys tear each other up while the bus hurtles tword the cliff while Jeremy picks fleas off his ballbag and eats them..yiz kuntz Panzbaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 30, 2018 Report Share Posted September 30, 2018 On 9/28/2018 at 11:51 AM, Panzerknacker said: Id put duct tape around yer eyes and give ya a couple of injections behind yer ear ...solve yer ocular issues and make space on the nhs waiting lists Panzbaby Panz .. what are you thoughts on "Irish" Americans? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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