Guest 'eavensabove Posted October 15, 2018 Report Share Posted October 15, 2018 The next time that you tuck in to any of the following, consider what it is that you're eating: Meat products, baked beans, alcoholic beverages, chewing-gum, vanilla flavouring, strawberry and raspberry flavoured food... All of the above contain 'Castoreum,' which is "a tasty additive" made from the secretions of a beaver's anal glands, according to scientists at Befoodsmart, who regulate what we eat. By all accounts, the foods & drinks producers who provide our nosh, have been using beaver arse-sweat and getting away with it due to the fact that it's a natural product... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted October 15, 2018 Report Share Posted October 15, 2018 It makes one wonder who was the first to think, ' I know what I'll do, I'll felch the arse of a dam-building beaver to see if it tastes of vanilla.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 15, 2018 Report Share Posted October 15, 2018 Fucking good job and all I paid for stuff - I want my money's worth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 15, 2018 Report Share Posted October 15, 2018 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: The next time that you tuck in to any of the following, consider what it is that you're eating: Meat products, baked beans, alcoholic beverages, chewing-gum, vanilla flavouring, strawberry and raspberry flavoured food... All of the above contain 'Castoreum,' which is "a tasty additive" made from the secretions of a beaver's anal glands, according to scientists at Befoodsmart, who regulate what we eat. By all accounts, the foods & drinks producers who provide our nosh, have been using beaver arse-sweat and getting away with it due to the fact that it's a natural product... Its a good social media scare story, however the reality is somewhat different. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 15, 2018 Report Share Posted October 15, 2018 Beaver has always tasted good to me 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 15, 2018 Report Share Posted October 15, 2018 19 minutes ago, Neil said: Beaver has always tasted good to me I don't know but I've been told Eskimo beaver is mighty cold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted October 15, 2018 Report Share Posted October 15, 2018 3 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Fucking good job and all I paid for stuff - I want my money's worth! (you forgot to mention Frank) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted October 15, 2018 Report Share Posted October 15, 2018 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Its a good social media scare story, however the reality is somewhat different. Come on then, Ms R Pasteur, what is the reality of a beaver in Your eyes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 15, 2018 Report Share Posted October 15, 2018 47 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: (you forgot to mention Frank) Oh I knew some cunt would - it's inevitable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted October 15, 2018 Report Share Posted October 15, 2018 I won't tell you to eat shit, just do us all a favour, drop the "eum" and eat a few dozen castor beans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 15, 2018 Report Share Posted October 15, 2018 FFS, cut out the middle men, go to the Tandoori shack at the end of our road, get served a portion of shit, without the frills. Job done, not a beaver in sight(unless you count those brazen slags kicked out the pub at closing time, queuing for some cheap nosh before bedtime) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 17 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Come on then, Ms R Pasteur, what is the reality of a beaver in Your eyes? I'm not sure why someone who has the skills to concoct silly graphics is unable to click on a hyperlink. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 On 10/15/2018 at 1:39 PM, 'eavensabove said: It makes one wonder who was the first to think, ' I know what I'll do, I'll felch the arse of a dam-building beaver to see if it tastes of vanilla.' Eavans, when I first read the title, I thought it was government advice on how to make meals go further post Brexit. lol lol cc: Panzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: I'm not sure why someone who has the skills to concoct silly graphics is unable to click on a hyperlink. I guess that one day you'll find that one out, and as for concocting silly graphics, hyperlink yourself to Google, and you'll find that one out too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 19 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: I guess that one day you'll find that one out, and as for concocting silly graphics, hyperlink yourself to Google, and you'll find that one out too. One would be hard pressed to find anything on Google Images these days as most content has been monetised. No doubt you'll be at pains to say you didn't pay to view. Anyway its sorta gratifying to read you were triggered enough to scuttle off to a search engine 'cos I called you out for your misleading and wholly inaccurate nom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 (edited) 3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: One would be hard pressed to find anything on Google Images these days as most content has been monetised. No doubt you'll be at pains to say you didn't pay to view. Anyway its sorta gratifying to read you were triggered enough to scuttle off to a search engine 'cos I called you out for your misleading and wholly inaccurate nom. Bravo! What do you want, a fucking medal, or a chest to pin it on? Misleading and inaccurate is right-up your street, Isn't it. A VC is in the post... wear it with pride, you've earned it. Edited October 17, 2018 by 'eavensabove Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 11 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Bravo! What do you want, a fucking medal, or a chest to pin it on? Misleading and inaccurate is right-up your street, Isn't it. A VC is in the post... wear it with pride, you've earned it. Still butt-hurt then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 1 minute ago, Mrs Roops said: Still butt-hurt then? Don't be daft. You only serve to amuse me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: Don't be daft. You only serve to amuse me. Yeah, it shows.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 Thankfully other than the sidebar I only see 'eavens in quotes, if only the ignored users could also be hidden from the sidebar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 11 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Yeah, it shows.. Mrs R. If you were genuinely concerned about misleading & inaccurate posts & nom's, then you would have to be moderating this site 24/7 and 99% of what's said on here, would be trashed or removed... Let me tell you what it is which definitely shows, shall I? You, are a morbid deviant and nothing pleases you more than wearing your crown of thorns. You are never wrong as far as You are concerned, but the vast majority know that you are. You are also devoid of any sense of humour, save for what You deem as being humorous, which is the square root of jack shite. You are without any doubt the most despised of all people that have ever used this site, which in turn only fuels your sadistic mind. There is little else to demonstrate as to why you remain and have done from day one. Yes, Mrs R, It shows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 9 minutes ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: Thankfully other than the sidebar I only see 'eavens in quotes, if only the ignored users could also be hidden from the sidebar. Allow me to rectify this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 11 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Mrs R. If you were genuinely concerned about misleading & inaccurate posts & nom's, then you would have to be moderating this site 24/7 and 99% of what's said on here, would be trashed or removed... Let me tell you what it is which definitely shows, shall I? You, are a morbid deviant and nothing pleases you more than wearing your crown of thorns. You are never wrong as far as You are concerned, but the vast majority know that you are. You are also devoid of any sense of humour, save for what You deem as being humorous, which is the square root of jack shite. You are without any doubt the most despised of all people that have ever used this site, which in turn only fuels your sadistic mind. There is little else to demonstrate as to why you remain and have done from day one. Yes, Mrs R, It shows. @'eavensabove.. shut the fuck up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 22 minutes ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: @'eavensabove.. shut the fuck up! Go fuck yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: Still butt-hurt then? I've warned you about picking on the mentally ill before. I guessing you think you've perfected your technique with the pointless "debates" with the hapless thicko that is Mongumental and now you fancy a crack at this fucking loony? Next you'll calling him a poof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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