Guest judgetwi Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 Lady P is the ideal cretin who is easy fodder for today’s politicians. Constantly seeking approval and has no self identity, not even on an anonymous website like this. One day a Jew baiter, the next day a Muzzie basher. Today a homophobe, tomorrow a trannie apologist. Yesterday I had this name and avatar, next week i’ll have a different one. Trainspotting is the only consistency. Sad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 8 hours ago, Lord Punkape said: Even if you’re 25% Jewish you wouldn’t get into my golf club.We have an unwritten “No Jews” policy. lol. Fuck off Hymie. lol. Do you play at the Herman Gorring golf club and play a four ball to win the Belsen Cup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 17 hours ago, Lord Punkape said: Snooker is indeed for oiks. Billiards was the game played in India and still is at my club you ignorant pleb. You would have a cue shoved up your arse at your dogging site.... lol. Factually incorrect. Billiards originated in Europe specifically France during early medieval times. Pocket billiards is another matter. If you have to fantasise at least get the facts right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 Punkers always goes for the tight brown instead of the easy pink. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 11 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Factually incorrect. Billiards originated in Europe specifically France during early medieval times. Pocket billiards is another matter. If you have to fantasise at least get the facts right. Balls. I learned to play billiards at my Prep school.Snooker was rarely played as it was regarded as something our kitchen staff did at their grubby working men’s clubs. The relatively modern version of the game was played by officers of the Army in India and brought back to Britain.It was superceded by Snooker only in the 70’s along with Darts and all the fat cunts who play that mindless torpor.Billiards is a far better game and more fun. I couldn’t give a shit who originally developed medieval billiards.The Chinese supposedly played golf in the 1200’s......so what? The Scottish developed modern golf. You may prove to the contrary but my story on the development of games on the green baize will stay the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 18, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 22 hours ago, judgetwi said: Lady P is the ideal cretin who is easy fodder for today’s politicians. Constantly seeking approval and has no self identity, not even on an anonymous website like this. One day a Jew baiter, the next day a Muzzie basher. Today a homophobe, tomorrow a trannie apologist. Yesterday I had this name and avatar, next week i’ll have a different one. Trainspotting is the only consistency. Sad Judge you are a BUM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 Just now, Wybunbury Bertie said: Judge you are a BUM. Are you off the synagogue big nose ? Lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 I am Charlie Hebdo Wybunbury Bertie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 18, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 28 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: Are you off the synagogue big nose ? Lol. Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 59 minutes ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: Yes. Are you having a bacon sandwich for breakfast? Calamari foreskins for lunch with Hammas Hummus.... lol lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 On 10/17/2018 at 9:26 PM, Lord Punkape said: Dachau. Bless you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 10 hours ago, Lord Punkape said: Balls. I learned to play billiards at my Prep school.Snooker was rarely played as it was regarded as something our kitchen staff did at their grubby working men’s clubs. The relatively modern version of the game was played by officers of the Army in India and brought back to Britain.It was superceded by Snooker only in the 70’s along with Darts and all the fat cunts who play that mindless torpor.Billiards is a far better game and more fun. I couldn’t give a shit who originally developed medieval billiards.The Chinese supposedly played golf in the 1200’s......so what? The Scottish developed modern golf. You may prove to the contrary but my story on the development of games on the green baize will stay the same. Its a given that you're a serial teller of untruths so one can be forgiven for taking your story with a large pinch of salt. All authoritative sources agree that the modern variation of the game is shrouded in mystery, that said, there is very little mention of India. Here's a page from a Billiard & Snooker Heritage site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 9 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Its a given that you're a serial teller of untruths so one can be forgiven for taking your story with a large pinch of salt. All authoritative sources agree that the modern variation of the game is shrouded in mystery, that said, there is very little mention of India. Here's a page from a Billiard & Snooker Heritage site. I’ll stick with my version thank you. Truth is a moveable feast particularly if you look at our liberal socialist politicians.A more embellished or romanticised storyline is often more pleasing to the ear and helps the world go round. The Catholic Church and the truth of the crucifixion and resurrection is something you should focus on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 19, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 14 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: the truth of the crucifixion and resurrection is something you should focus on. You are regularly crucified here by @Iam Ape and @Noakes 😛 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 42 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: I’ll stick with my version thank you. Truth is a moveable feast particularly if you look at our liberal socialist politicians.A more embellished or romanticised storyline is often more pleasing to the ear and helps the world go round. The Catholic Church and the truth of the crucifixion and resurrection is something you should focus on. Bring all paedo priests to the law, let man, not god judge them. Whole load of fairytales you believe in oh flat earther. You are willingly controlled by someone elses imaginary friend and it is hilarious to witness such fuckwittery as yours. I had bacon, pork sausages, black pudding and coddled eggs for breakfast. Trump lies continuously and he is not left wing, you idiot. Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 4 hours ago, Lord Punkape said: Truth is a moveable feast... Truth for you is the indigestion you suffer after being caught scoffing pork pies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Truth for you is the indigestion you suffer after being caught scoffing pork pies. You've spelt spunk wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 5 hours ago, Lord Punkape said: I’ll stick with my version thank you. Truth is a moveable feast particularly if you look at our liberal socialist politicians.A more embellished or romanticised storyline is often more pleasing to the ear and helps the world go round. The Catholic Church and the truth of the crucifixion and resurrection is something you should focus on. There’s nothing moveable about your utter fucking stupidity, that’s for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 6 hours ago, Lord Punkape said: I’ll stick with my version thank you. Truth is a moveable feast particularly if you look at our liberal socialist politicians.A more embellished or romanticised storyline is often more pleasing to the ear and helps the world go round. The Catholic Church and the truth of the crucifixion and resurrection is something you should focus on. You're just a fucking dreamer. And an uneducated one also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 On 10/17/2018 at 3:43 PM, Noakes said: I hope you die a slow, embarassing and hideous death. You fucking queer. Steady on there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: Steady on there! Oh ok then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 19 hours ago, ratcum said: I am Charlie Hebdo Wybunbury Bertie 19 hours ago, ratcum said: I am Charlie Hebdo Wybunbury Bertie Never mind this shite ratty; do you think they were humming "I can see a bad moon Ricin" on the Tokyo underground? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: Never mind this shite ratty; do you think they were humming "I can see a bad moon Ricin" on the Tokyo underground? Wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Never mind this shite ratty; do you think they were humming "I can see a bad moon Ricin" on the Tokyo underground? If one man can love another man without thoughts of a fondue party, I love you Stubble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 11 minutes ago, ratcum said: If one man can love another man without thoughts of a fondue party, I love you Stubble. I love fondue Ratty, those little forks make ideal eel spears for Action Man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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