camberwell gypsy Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/oct/18/kleenex-drops-mansize-branding-from-tissue-boxes-after-complaints-sexism That's it. We're all fucked. What's Neil gonna use now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 I've kept those cunts going for years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 It's curtains for tissues from now on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 18, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 1 minute ago, Neil said: I've kept those cunts going for years. You'll have to go back to using the curtains. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 Shut up you dog nonce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 18, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 45 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Shut up you dog nonce. You calling me a nonce? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 Or me?.......either way me thinks Billiam's been on the sauce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 12 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/oct/18/kleenex-drops-mansize-branding-from-tissue-boxes-after-complaints-sexism That's it. We're all fucked. What's Neil gonna use now? I don’t fucking believe this shit. Has nobody in the world have anything better to do than complain about being oppressed about Man sized tissues? When I was a student it was Mandela and Apartheid, the IRA, Faulklands, Riots on the streets of Moss Side, the Yorkshire Ripper, and could we get Channel 4 on the Telly. Now all the youth have to think about is being oppressed by the word “man”. Men will not exist in 25 years. They will just be manicured, makeup wearing faggots mincing about the place. Women will simply squirt some spunk up their cave and have kids with their Lezza wife, just like in the Vauxhall advert in tv now. It’s all decadent and fucked up. im glad Iam past all this shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 Fucking Christ is there no end to this shit? Women use two squares of bog roll to dab there minge after a piss, maybe three if they're feeling girlish and playful....but let a man with a nose full of alien hatchlings need to evacuate them, and he needs to use a smaller, or a newly rebranded gender neutral, diversity sensitive size of tissue? I defy any woman to claim she hasn't enjoyed the extra girth to the mansize disposable tissues....these people can fuck off. Keep it man size Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 ...and what the fuck is 'fun-size' whilst we're about it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: ...and what the fuck is 'fun-size' whilst we're about it? A question asked by countless children as it first occurs to them that 'fun-size' appears to be considerably less 'fun' than normal size. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: A question asked by countless children as it first occurs to them that 'fun-size' appears to be considerably less 'fun' than normal size. Are you referring the candy communion wafers or the linking machine in franks cellar that makes phallic shaped sausages for the orphans and unwanted kids (most of whom are without a doubt, in his bloodline) in his council? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Are you referring the candy communion wafers or the linking machine in franks cellar that makes phallic shaped sausages for the orphans and unwanted kids (most of whom are without a doubt, in his bloodline) in his council? What an utterly pointless reply, expected from a cunt like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 13 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: I don’t fucking believe this shit. Has nobody in the world have anything better to do than complain about being oppressed about Man sized tissues? When I was a student it was Mandela and Apartheid, the IRA, Faulklands, Riots on the streets of Moss Side, the Yorkshire Ripper, and could we get Channel 4 on the Telly. Now all the youth have to think about is being oppressed by the word “man”. Back in your day Vampires sucked blood not cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 1 hour ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Back in your day Vampires sucked blood not cock. No they have always sucked blood, and if they sucked cock Iam afraid vampires would starve to death as they would be in competition with all the other mincers this millenialist generation has brought up to swallow dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 11 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: ...and what the fuck is 'fun-size' whilst we're about it? Smaller than man size but not economy size which is in the middle. Clear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 12 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: ...and what the fuck is 'fun-size' whilst we're about it? It's a phrase I may start using. Could save a lot of embarrassment in certain, errm, circumstances. 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 20, 2018 Report Share Posted October 20, 2018 All you cisgender cunts made me cry with your vile abuse. So I went down the chemists to buy some man size tissues. They went fucking apeshit, calling me a Nazi and all sorts of vile nasty vile words stereotyping me as a vile nasty Brexit voter. I have to say they were thoroughly vile. The good news is, I managed to nick some peach lippy, amid all the confusion , as they ushered my pert little bottom out of the door. A vile experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 20, 2018 Report Share Posted October 20, 2018 8 hours ago, judgetwi said: All you cisgender cunts made me cry with your vile abuse. So I went down the chemists to buy some man size tissues. They went fucking apeshit, calling me a Nazi and all sorts of vile nasty vile words stereotyping me as a vile nasty Brexit voter. I have to say they were thoroughly vile. The good news is, I managed to nick some peach lippy, amid all the confusion , as they ushered my pert little bottom out of the door. A vile experience. You ok babes? 🌈 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 20, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2018 9 hours ago, judgetwi said: All you cisgender cunts made me cry with your vile abuse. So I went down the chemists to buy some man size tissues. They went fucking apeshit, calling me a Nazi and all sorts of vile nasty vile words stereotyping me as a vile nasty Brexit voter. I have to say they were thoroughly vile. The good news is, I managed to nick some peach lippy, amid all the confusion , as they ushered my pert little bottom out of the door. A vile experience. This is a chemist not a Joker's shop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 20, 2018 Report Share Posted October 20, 2018 10 hours ago, judgetwi said: All you cisgender cunts made me cry with your vile abuse. So I went down the chemists to buy some man size tissues. They went fucking apeshit, calling me a Nazi and all sorts of vile nasty vile words stereotyping me as a vile nasty Brexit voter. I have to say they were thoroughly vile. The good news is, I managed to nick some peach lippy, amid all the confusion , as they ushered my pert little bottom out of the door. A vile experience. You fantasise about this sort of thing all the time don't you Jewdith? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted October 22, 2018 Report Share Posted October 22, 2018 On 10/20/2018 at 1:21 PM, camberwell gypsy said: This is a chemist not a Joker's shop Try the house of fun. its quicker if you run. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted October 23, 2018 Report Share Posted October 23, 2018 On a related note...https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/waitrose-gentlemans-roll-sexist-sandwich-kleenex-mansize-name-twitter-a8589466.html It's almost getting a little ridiculous, isn't it? Almost. Isn't it time Mothercare changed its name to Parentcare? No. No it isn't, because I don't give a fuck, and neither should anybody else really. Isn't this ironically a sign that people have never had it better, being as there's fuck all else to worry about these days other than shit like this? Germaine Greer is a cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 23, 2018 Report Share Posted October 23, 2018 1 hour ago, nocti said: On a related note...https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/waitrose-gentlemans-roll-sexist-sandwich-kleenex-mansize-name-twitter-a8589466.html It's almost getting a little ridiculous, isn't it? Almost. Isn't it time Mothercare changed its name to Parentcare? No. No it isn't, because I don't give a fuck, and neither should anybody else really. Isn't this ironically a sign that people have never had it better, being as there's fuck all else to worry about these days other than shit like this? Germaine Greer is a cunt. I am glad they did this, as I am not a member of the upper classes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 23, 2018 Report Share Posted October 23, 2018 3 hours ago, nocti said: On a related note...https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/waitrose-gentlemans-roll-sexist-sandwich-kleenex-mansize-name-twitter-a8589466.html It's almost getting a little ridiculous, isn't it? Almost. Isn't it time Mothercare changed its name to Parentcare? No. No it isn't, because I don't give a fuck, and neither should anybody else really. Isn't this ironically a sign that people have never had it better, being as there's fuck all else to worry about these days other than shit like this? Germaine Greer is a cunt. That's Waitrose duly added to my ever-expanding "Never shop with those cunts" list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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