Guest DrCunt Posted October 18, 2019 Report Share Posted October 18, 2019 1 minute ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Funniest fucking thing I've heard in a long time. I hope the fat little Nancy boy bounced a few times and skidded across the pavement for awhile before coming to a stop, then laid there gurgling for his mummy before he died. And if you shit bags try to play the offended little victim card over that, I'll be happy to refer you back to the posts by your little sado-queer buddies, cackling with glee over 9/11. If you fucking inbred retards had been intelligent enough to begin with, to put your steering wheels on the left side of your cars and orient your roadways like the rest of the world, foreigners who visit your screwed up, bass-backwards little island wouldn't get confused like that and those kinds of accidents wouldn't happen. I hope the Diplomat's wife never never stands trial and the kids kid's weepy cunt snowflake parents go home and hang themselves in their garage. You know as well as I do, that you'd give your right arm and sell your worthless soul to have been born a citizen of the greatest country on Earth, you jealous little loser. Same with your faggot bum buddy Dreck. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. You do like to fuck yourself don't you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted October 18, 2019 Report Share Posted October 18, 2019 3 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Did you hear the recent news by the way? Useless Mexican twats had El Chapo's son in custody and ready for extradition, only to let him go after the cartel showed up and overpowered not only their Police force, but national guard and army too. If I was Salty, knowing that my only defensive against a greasy horde of rabid cartel beaners was the Rio Grande and thirty million morbidly obese Texans I'd be at Canada's border with gifts of black shoe polish and golliwog wigs to bribe my way through. As long as the likes of you and your smelly, cunt-breath faggot pals around here can't get in, I'm happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 18, 2019 Report Share Posted October 18, 2019 2 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. You do like to fuck yourself don't you. You are not very well are you Gladys? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 18, 2019 Report Share Posted October 18, 2019 2 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: As long as the likes of you and your smelly, cunt-breath faggot pals around here can't get in, I'm happy. I've honestly never seen a cunt stay rattled for as long as you have. This wasn't even insulting towards you. Calm down, babe. There's no hostility here, I'm already bored of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted October 18, 2019 Report Share Posted October 18, 2019 2 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. You do like to fuck yourself don't you. I'm soooooooooooo scared. 😑 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted October 18, 2019 Report Share Posted October 18, 2019 Just now, Roadkill said: I've honestly never seen a cunt stay rattled for as long as you have. This wasn't even insulting towards you. Calm down, babe. There's no hostility here, I'm already bored of you. I'd like to think that the reason you're such a bad liar is because you're just not used to being one. Unfortunately, everyone knows it's because you're too fucking stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 18, 2019 Report Share Posted October 18, 2019 Just now, Salty Piss Flap said: I'd like to think that the reason you're such a bad liar is because you're just not used to being one. Unfortunately, everyone knows it's because you're too fucking stupid. Righty ho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 18, 2019 Report Share Posted October 18, 2019 5 hours ago, Decimus said: Although you're a sister-fucking, gun-toting, black lynching, hillbilly cunt, I have to give at least some kudos to you and the millions of other fucking idiots that inhabit your country for your no nonsense approach to attention seeking fuckwits. We've got a bit of a problem with some stinking hippy types who are trying to bring London to a standstill over the alleged climate crisis. They've been told numerous times that they'd be better directing their ire at the likes of the USA, a country causing far more damage to the planet than poor little England. The reason they won't is because, quite rightly, they'd either be shot on sight or banged up and sentenced to one of your firm but fair two hundred year custodial sentences. God bless America. Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted October 18, 2019 Report Share Posted October 18, 2019 2 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: As long as the likes of you and your smelly, cunt-breath faggot pals around here can't get in, I'm happy. I love the way your poster boy, Donald, pisses himself, and costs you a fortune, because the Chinese are stealing your ideas. We invented the USA and British inventors piss on the things you perceive as genius. You self interested cunts don't contribute to the world, you just suck it dry and sneer at everyone. It's going to bite you on the arse (ass). We look down on you with good justification. Don't blame us for the chip on your shoulders. I ❤️ Al-Qaeda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted October 18, 2019 Report Share Posted October 18, 2019 2 minutes ago, Frank said: Reported. Francis, stating the fucking obvious isn't a reportable offence. Just saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 18, 2019 Report Share Posted October 18, 2019 Just now, DrCunt said: Francis, stating the fucking obvious isn't a reportable offence. Just saying. Cerne Abbas .. come on show me how tough you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted October 18, 2019 Report Share Posted October 18, 2019 2 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Cerne Abbas .. come on show me how tough you are. Been there. It's full of massive cocks, yours included. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 18, 2019 Report Share Posted October 18, 2019 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Yeah, right. Who was it that just posted a load of rambling nonsense which chalked up to 343 separate words within a single post? You're a diamond backed rattler, you thick, trailer park home shitting cunt. Get it right soppy cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted October 18, 2019 Report Share Posted October 18, 2019 6 minutes ago, DrCunt said: I love the way your poster boy, Donald, pisses himself, and costs you a fortune, because the Chinese are stealing your ideas. We invented the USA and British inventors piss on the things you perceive as genius. You self interested cunts don't contribute to the world, you just suck it dry and sneer at everyone. It's going to bite you on the arse (ass). We look down on you with good justification. Don't blame us for the chip on your shoulders. I ❤️ Al-Qaeda. If that's the kind of brain dead shit you have to tell yourself to get through a typical shitty day in your boring, shitty life, knock yourself out. No American gives a rat's ass what a raised pinky, tea-sipping girly man like you thinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted October 18, 2019 Report Share Posted October 18, 2019 6 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: If that's the kind of brain dead shit you have to tell yourself to get through a typical shitty day in your boring, shitty life, knock yourself out. No American gives a rat's ass what a raised pinky, tea-sipping girly man like you thinks. You rattle more than Jimmy's jewellery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 18, 2019 Report Share Posted October 18, 2019 32 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Did you hear the recent news by the way? Useless Mexican twats had El Chapo's son in custody and ready for extradition, only to let him go after the cartel showed up and overpowered not only their Police force, but national guard and army too. If I was Salty, knowing that my only defensive against a greasy horde of rabid cartel beaners was the Rio Grande and thirty million morbidly obese Texans I'd be at Canada's border with gifts of black shoe polish and golliwog wigs to bribe my way through. Ehh? Yep, I get the bit about the insidious creep and ultra violence of the beaners that will undoubtably dominate the lower half of the USA in years to come (most of it used to be Mexico anyway) but how the fuck are a bunch of permanently drunk Canucks, descended mostly from even more drunk and miserable scotch cunts, going to open their arms to all them yanks blacked up like Spike Milligan? Explain your logic you pissed cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted October 18, 2019 Report Share Posted October 18, 2019 3 minutes ago, DrCunt said: You rattle more than Jimmy's jewellery. Says the pea in a tin can who keeps responding to everything I say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted October 18, 2019 Report Share Posted October 18, 2019 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Ehh? Yep, I get the bit about the insidious creep and ultra violence of the beaners that will undoubtably dominate the lower half of the USA in years to come (most of it used to be Mexico anyway) but how the fuck are a bunch of permanently drunk Canucks, descended mostly from even more drunk and miserable scotch cunts, going to open their arms to all them yanks blacked up like Spike Milligan? Explain your logic you pissed cunt! You'd think the thick cunts would welcome the Mexicans in since it raises the average IQ and lowers the average waist measurement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 18, 2019 Report Share Posted October 18, 2019 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: Ehh? Yep, I get the bit about the insidious creep and ultra violence of the beaners that will undoubtably dominate the lower half of the USA in years to come (most of it used to be Mexico anyway) but how the fuck are a bunch of permanently drunk Canucks, descended mostly from even more drunk and miserable scotch cunts, going to open their arms to all them yanks blacked up like Spike Milligan? Explain your logic you pissed cunt! Well, Stubby. Seeing as the world isn't yet crazy enough their lord and saviour Justin Trudeau recently got exposed as a fan of the ol' blackface: He's never properly taken full responsibility for it, so I can only assume he still likes to do it in his private time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted October 18, 2019 Report Share Posted October 18, 2019 2 minutes ago, DrCunt said: You'd think the thick cunts would welcome the Mexicans in since it raises the average IQ and lowers the average waist measurement. Same way you'd think you thick cunts would welcome the Muslims for upping the level of civility and improving the smell and dental standards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted October 18, 2019 Report Share Posted October 18, 2019 2 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Says the pea in a tin can who keeps responding to everything I say. One day I'm going to apply for an ESTA and in justification of my visit I'm going to write "to piss on Salty's grave" and the minimum wage, disinterested, cunts on your borders will still let me in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted October 18, 2019 Report Share Posted October 18, 2019 @Salty Piss Flap How's it feel to know a British teenager hacked your pathetically protected military and NASA computer networks with a 56k dial up modem in 2002 and found all your highly classified stuff that your government doesn't want to get let out to the public, and he's never getting extradited to your shithole backwater of a country EVER despite your little bitch septic government telling us to extradite him? LOL we know all your secrets and can fuck you idiots over any time we feel like it. Your country is a joke so sit down and STFU you dirty chest shitting, bratwurst sucking kraut descended fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted October 18, 2019 Report Share Posted October 18, 2019 Head designer of Apple: Jonathan Ive (English) oh dear. Americans aren't very good at this are they. The atomic bombs that were dropped on your favourite little deluded yank arse lickers the japs, were only possible thanks to British research on the atom bomb you scum stole from us in 1940 too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted October 18, 2019 Report Share Posted October 18, 2019 12 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: Head designer of Apple: Jonathan Ive (English) oh dear. Americans aren't very good at this are they. The atomic bombs that were dropped on your favourite little deluded yank arse lickers the japs, were only possible thanks to British research on the atom bomb you scum stole from us in 1940 too. I fear you may, unjustifiably, be discounting the significant contribution of a German to the invention of the atom bomb there, a certain Mr A. Einstein. Wasn't von Braun the one that tipped the scales in the space race for the yanks too, just a few short years after the heathens banned slavery of negros (following a war that cost hundreds of thousands of lives)? Backward, God bothering, twats. American ingenuity and inventiveness. Pah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 18, 2019 Report Share Posted October 18, 2019 1 hour ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Funniest fucking thing I've heard in a long time. I hope the fat little Nancy boy bounced a few times and skidded across the pavement for awhile before coming to a stop, then laid there gurgling for his mummy before he died. And if you shit bags try to play the offended little victim card over that, I'll be happy to refer you back to the posts by your little sado-queer buddies, cackling with glee over 9/11. If you fucking inbred retards had been intelligent enough to begin with, to put your steering wheels on the left side of your cars and orient your roadways like the rest of the world, foreigners who visit your screwed up, bass-backwards little island wouldn't get confused like that and those kinds of accidents wouldn't happen. I hope the Diplomat's wife never never stands trial and the kids kid's weepy cunt snowflake parents go home and hang themselves in their garage. You know as well as I do, that you'd give your right arm and sell your worthless soul to have been born a citizen of the greatest country on Earth, you jealous little loser. Same with your faggot bum buddy Dreck. I have to say, I like the USA. I work there three to four times a year and found most Americans to be engaging and respectful. On the downside I'm staggered as to how ignorant they are with regards to the world beyond it's borders. You mentioned 9/11; lets not forget that the UK was the largest non American partner in the coalition that went to Afghanistan as a result of 9/11. Much British blood was spilt. Much to this country's shame, the UK allowed itself to be involved in the second Iraqi war, the justification of which was based on a lie. Because that war was basically a revenge job, there was no end game, or at least, not one that had been thought through. Consequently that left a regional power vacuum which led to the creation of the Islamic State and all the problems that came with it, not least the growth of Islamic radicalisation. The world has just witnessed your country shaft a local friendly ally who did most of the on-ground grunt work which finally eradicated IS. It's the national entitlement that get most backs up. Sure, the USA is the world's policeman and I guess we should be grateful for that, but the entitlement is so insidious that it permeates to parochial levels. Your fellow citizen accidentally killed a British lad and your country's answer is to confer diplomatic immunity after the event and help facilitate her flee her responsibilities. What I'm saying in my usual verbose way is that its probably not a good idea to invite your self into someone's living room and take a dump on the host's carpet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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