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World War Zed


Stubby Pecker

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I recently had the utter misfortune of watching this pile of wank starring a walking plank, a bunch of randoms and a shit load of characters from a computer game.

The book is one of the best I've read in a long while, encapsulating horror, comedy, history, politics, military hardware, environmentalism- you name its in there. I genuinely creepy and disturbing read from and author who obviously did his research and was a massive fan of these subjects to start with. Anyone involved must be thoroughly ashamed of the end product, assuming they actually read the fucking book in the first place. It's a total pile of fucking shit and no mistake.

An opportunity missed 

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53 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Considering the only other book that you've read is The Gruffalo, this is hardly a ringing endorsement.

Fuck me sideways, I've read that and its ilk more times than you've given away tax payers money to the lazy slobs that inhabit you're provincial backwater.

Stay on topic fuckwit

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25 minutes ago, cooze said:

Why don't you watch porn, like every other twat with a brain and a cock?

Or alphabetically call every lingerie retail shop in the UK Isles and blagg them that your a “male stripper” and need a g-string for a up & coming show...if they take the bate let the wank-fest begin, if you aint quite got them hook line & sinker then chat them up for the potential wank-fest ahead...

It will take cunning & charm to loosen up those ladies thighs but hey I managed to spend many a hour stroking my knob with their  approval, surely you can too, right?

If it wasn’t for those BT cunts raising the price of wank-lines from .03p pm to .35p pm I would have had no need to disturb those sweet honeypies trying to sell frilly panties for a living

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1 hour ago, Melodic Kuntz said:

Or alphabetically call every lingerie retail shop in the UK Isles and blagg them that your a “male stripper” and need a g-string for a up & coming show...if they take the bate let the wank-fest begin, if you aint quite got them hook line & sinker then chat them up for the potential wank-fest ahead...

It will take cunning & charm to loosen up those ladies thighs but hey I managed to spend many a hour stroking my knob with their  approval, surely you can too, right?

If it wasn’t for those BT cunts raising the price of wank-lines from .03p pm to .35p pm I would have had no need to disturb those sweet honeypies trying to sell frilly panties for a living

Somehow, I'm not actually surprised that you spend your days phoning shop assistants and masturbating at the sound of their voices.

What a sinister little cunt.

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4 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I recently had the utter misfortune of watching this pile of wank... 

The clue is in their pronunciation of the title i.e. World War Zee, not Zed.  It could more accurately be described as a "pile of yank".

On a semi-related zombie note, would anyone else fuck Michonne to death (a risky endeavour for all sorts of reasons) or is it just me?

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11 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

The clue is in their pronunciation of the title i.e. World War Zee, not Zed.  It could more accurately be described as a "pile of yank".

On a semi-related zombie note, would anyone else fuck Michonne to death (a risky endeavour for all sorts of reasons) or is it just me?

I wouldn't, but I can see why some would. Pollyanna Macintosh who plays the scruffy dump dweller, is strangely fuckable in real life. And a jock.

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4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I wouldn't, but I can see why some would. Pollyanna Macintosh who plays the scruffy dump dweller, is strangely fuckable in real life. And a jock.

She's done her share of on-screen nudity too - I'll leave the Googling of same as an exercise for the student. 

As a taster though, here she is in a relatively tame still from the aptly-titled "Filth".

Pollyanna%20McIntosh%20-%20Filth_4-500.j

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4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Somehow, I'm not actually surprised that you spend your days phoning shop assistants and masturbating at the sound of their voices.

What a sinister little cunt.

I masterbate over their decision to participate in such a lewd conversation and show no objection to having one or two of their buttons  loosened...

Savile was I sinister little cunt yet I the Melody Maker conjure up nothing more than some great Cock Worship for both sexes to indulge in 

Stop shitting your pants just cause your 18yr daughter is a telephone receptionist at Ann Summers and you have no control!!!

It’s all deranged 

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16 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said:

Who the fuck are you?

Bob....Bob George, I manage Rock Stars.....who?? 

Prince!

Prince, that skinny motherfucker with the high voice???

 

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Just now, Lord Punkape said:

You’re a lying cunt.

Fuck off.

 

Just now, Lord Punkape said:

You’re a lying cunt.

Fuck off.

Ok fair enough, no more lies, been unemployed since May 2018 and my name is Rob

you did ask me earlier who the fuck am I? 

But you can’t force me to fuck off so let’s be good neighbors and leaving all the warring to the real cunts roaming this earth 

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1 minute ago, Melodic Kuntz said:

 

Ok fair enough, no more lies, been unemployed since May 2018 and my name is Rob

you did ask me earlier who the fuck am I? 

But you can’t force me to fuck off so let’s be good neighbors and leaving all the warring to the real cunts roaming this earth 

What's your last name Rob? I won't tell any of the others.

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Just now, Melodic Kuntz said:

 

Ok fair enough, no more lies, been unemployed since May 2018 and my name is Rob

you did ask me earlier who the fuck am I? 

But you can’t force me to fuck off so let’s be good neighbors and leaving all the warring to the real cunts roaming this earth 

You’re practically illiterate, you’re socially inferior and a complete cretin.

You almost certainly have various venereal diseases.

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1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

What's your last name Rob? I won't tell any of the others.

 

1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

What's your last name Rob? I won't tell any of the others.

Eric I’m tired of warring in a world showerd in cunts, just looking looking for brethren that can be counted on when the bullets rain down 

no need for name number or rank anymore 

 

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7 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said:

You’re practically illiterate, you’re socially inferior and a complete cretin.

You almost certainly have various venereal diseases.

I am still loved though

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Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

You play a lot of Call Of Duty, don't you.

Ermmm!! No, but dying along side a brother in arms has to beat dying  broke and lonely

I stand by any man that can get this motherfuckin revolution in motion

 

 

 

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