Cunty BigBollox Posted November 4, 2018 Report Share Posted November 4, 2018 Read between the lines fellow posters. This Kunte Kinte chap(?) is up the arse because there isn't a comparitive amount of young slags advertising Fix-a-dent and Steradent which is clearly top of their shopping list having had their teeth corroded away by Windolene. (Word of advice Kunte, wait until it's dry before licking) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 4, 2018 Report Share Posted November 4, 2018 On 11/1/2018 at 1:46 PM, Kunte Kinte said: This fucking shitload of ads with an all female cast of toothy actresses baring their gnashers to the world - is my mouth too fat in this - are my teeth white enough - are my teeth fucking sensitive - is my mouth really clean - fucking endless vain wasters. Yeah you sluts, I bet your knickers could do with a good wash rinse and spin, you dirty cows. I bet you need a tetanus just to sniff em. Oral Bollocks. Take your electric toothbrush, shove it up your arse, kill yourself. Moron. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted November 5, 2018 Report Share Posted November 5, 2018 On 11/4/2018 at 8:00 AM, Bubba C said: Take your electric toothbrush, shove it up your arse, kill yourself. Moron. You're my CC hero Bubbs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 5, 2018 Report Share Posted November 5, 2018 13 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: You're my CC hero Bubbs. That figures; he's a snitching, cretinous spacktard, just like you 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 5, 2018 Report Share Posted November 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: You're my CC hero Bubbs. Which proves what a stupid thick cunt you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted November 7, 2018 Report Share Posted November 7, 2018 On 11/5/2018 at 8:57 PM, Witheredscrote said: Which proves what a stupid thick cunt you are. I don't fuck geese, orally, anally or vaginally, unlike you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted November 15, 2018 Report Share Posted November 15, 2018 Prince Albert's cock ring has come to life! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted November 15, 2018 Report Share Posted November 15, 2018 On 11/3/2018 at 11:55 PM, southerncunt said: What a pointless waste of time this was. Looks like you need to wash your mouth out with matron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 15, 2018 Report Share Posted November 15, 2018 9 minutes ago, Kunte Kinte said: Looks like you need to wash your mouth out with matron. Would you mind washing yours out with Harpic? No need to spit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 15, 2018 Report Share Posted November 15, 2018 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Would you mind washing yours out with Harpic? No need to spit. I'd suggest for this cretin and other pointless cunts like Albert and pen, a whole bottle of harpic shoved up the arse would be the way forward. Then set on fire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 I went to school with her,Belinda her name was.Got her nickname because she was able to suck an apple through a straw,still the best gob job I've ever had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 7 minutes ago, Neil said: I went to school with her,Belinda her name was.Got her nickname because she was able to suck an apple through a straw,still the best gob job I've ever had. Whatever happened to Nobgobbler? I used to imagine that she could get your drool dripping off her chin in a matter of seconds. I miss the randy old bint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 29 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Whatever happened to Nobgobbler? I used to imagine that she could get your drool dripping off her chin in a matter of seconds. I miss the randy old bint. Shame she has disappeared. If only frank would disappear up his own arsehole, he has been trying to for years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 10 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'd suggest for this cretin and other pointless cunts like Albert and pen, a whole bottle of harpic shoved up the arse would be the way forward. Then set on fire "Other"?? Open your fucking eyes stubby. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 10 minutes ago, Alfred Noakes said: Shame she has disappeared. If only frank would disappear up his own arsehole, he has been trying to for years. What, you mean like an implosion, a black hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 7 minutes ago, scotty said: "Other"?? Open your fucking eyes stubby. Scotters, do you think Stibbly is worthy of being top of the board. I can take the thick cunt down, if it would please you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 12 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Scotters, do you think Stibbly is worthy of being top of the board. I can take the thick cunt down, if it would please you. Can't say I've ever seen this board scrotes. I've never had a problem with stubby myself fwiw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 7 minutes ago, scotty said: Can't say I've ever seen this board scrotes. I've never had a problem with stubby myself fwiw. I don't have any problem with him either Scotter. I just wish he would keep up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 13 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'd suggest for this cretin and other pointless cunts like Albert and pen, a whole bottle of harpic shoved up the arse would be the way forward. Then set on fire Harpic burns you shithead? Even Werner von Brown Nose the Americans realised German made Harpic couldn't do an Apollo. By the way Nigeria has its own space program using Domestos as rocket fuel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 2 hours ago, scotty said: "Other"?? Open your fucking eyes stubby. The only time you open your eyes is when you're trying to locate the ring pull on your next Special Brew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 4 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Scotters, do you think Stibbly is worthy of being top of the board. I can take the thick cunt down, if it would please you. I'm guessing you find this highly erotic? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 12 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'm guessing you find this highly erotic? POST BREXIT BRITANIGERIA. It is a new cuntry full of nationalist cunts. That's what my big book of shorter oxford dick says. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'm guessing you find this highly erotic? Avian necrophilia is a very specific and delicate matter, and it should not be attempted by the amateur. If you are interested, I do hold 2 day courses (goose provided) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 5 hours ago, Kunte Kinte said: The only time you open your eyes is when you're trying to locate the ring pull on your next Special Brew. Come off it pen. 9 likes, and all from albert......why do you even bother any more? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 4 minutes ago, scotty said: Come off it pen. 9 likes, and all from albert......why do you even bother any more? The pen is mightier than the sword and easier to write with as my Shorter Oxford Dick says. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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