ratcum Posted November 4, 2018 Report Share Posted November 4, 2018 Panzerknacker and Punkape talking to each other.... a perfect storm of cuntdom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted November 4, 2018 Report Share Posted November 4, 2018 A 50lb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 4, 2018 Report Share Posted November 4, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, ratcum said: Panzerknacker and Punkape talking to each other.... a perfect storm of cuntdom Back on thread Herr Rat. The new note should depict Ape squatting behind his neighbour's tree, taking a shit. His only contribution to British society, but worthy of consideration. Edited November 4, 2018 by Witheredscrote chortles aplenty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted November 4, 2018 Report Share Posted November 4, 2018 51 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Back on thread Herr Rat. The new note should depict Ape squatting behind his neighbour's tree, taking a shit. His only contribution to British society, but worthy of consideration. If Ape was wiping his ass on a Euro 50 note the design would be complete. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 4, 2018 Report Share Posted November 4, 2018 12 minutes ago, Queefer said: If Ape was wiping his ass on a Euro 50 note the design would be complete. Ass? Are you an American (who owns a Roland drum equipped studio and knows Rich Wakeman)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted November 4, 2018 Report Share Posted November 4, 2018 British and proud - would you prefer "botty" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 4, 2018 Report Share Posted November 4, 2018 3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Back on thread Herr Rat. The new note should depict Ape squatting behind his neighbour's tree, taking a shit. His only contribution to British society, but worthy of consideration. I love all these colourful characters Scrotals. Immigration is like ginger up the bum for this site and indeed for the country as a hole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 4, 2018 Report Share Posted November 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Queefer said: British and proud - would you prefer "botty" I know a golfer who would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted November 4, 2018 Report Share Posted November 4, 2018 11 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: If you gamble and win on the tables you always get paid out in fifties. Remember to always cover zero on roulette And how do you check you are not getting duds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted November 5, 2018 Report Share Posted November 5, 2018 On 11/4/2018 at 8:23 PM, Eric Cuntman said: I know a golfer who would. And so would you, but only if you could get out of your bus shelter when the spice has worn off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted November 5, 2018 Report Share Posted November 5, 2018 On 11/4/2018 at 3:47 PM, Iam Ape said: Indeed - comedic genius. I’ve seen worse at the Fringe. You must admit Ape there is a strong family resemblance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted November 7, 2018 Report Share Posted November 7, 2018 On 11/4/2018 at 6:39 PM, Queefer said: British and proud - would you prefer "botty" Arse is the word, according to Frankie Valli. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted July 15, 2019 Report Share Posted July 15, 2019 So Alan Turing will appear on the new £50 from 2021. Nothing to do with him being a bender of course. It goes without saying that the best place to securely stash these shall be a closet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted July 15, 2019 Report Share Posted July 15, 2019 11 hours ago, DrCunt said: So Alan Turing will appear on the new £50 from 2021. Nothing to do with him being a bender of course. It goes without saying that the best place to securely stash these shall be a closet. One presumes that them Cockneys will thereafter refer to £50 as 'a bummer', rather than 'a bullseye'? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 16, 2019 Report Share Posted July 16, 2019 On 03/11/2018 at 08:08, Last Cunt Standing said: the carnival of perpetual outrage will never allow a white straight male on the fifty Well I never. I’ve heard of the pink pound, but this takes the piss... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 16, 2019 Report Share Posted July 16, 2019 19 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: One presumes that them Cockneys will thereafter refer to £50 as 'a bummer', rather than 'a bullseye'? Doubtful. Those words don't exist in the Pakistani language. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 16, 2019 Report Share Posted July 16, 2019 51 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: One presumes that them Cockneys will thereafter refer to £50 as 'a bummer', rather than 'a bullseye'? Speaking as a true Cockney I would prefer the soubriquet “a shirtlifter” soon to be abbreviated to “a shirt” so nobody can accuse us of the terrible crime of homophobia. Not that i’m ever going to own one and I can’t see me passing one off in the local shops.......”Oh no Mr Judge, not real money, you are doing joke yes?” ”That’s a shirt Abdul, real fucking money”. ”You funny man Mr Judge. I not off banana plastic boat as you Cock-er-nees saying.” ”Chicken kebab....seventy pounds and fifties, you pay now. Not make me angry.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 16, 2019 Report Share Posted July 16, 2019 Dunno jewds baby..probably the only time youll ever see a £50 is on the news or somthing Panzbaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 16, 2019 Report Share Posted July 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said: Dunno jewds baby..probably the only time youll ever see a £50 is on the news or somthing Panzbaby I just said that Pansyboy. It’s just as well I don’t subscribe to the ethnic stereotype of the dumb Irish fuckwit because you would be a gift from heaven. Fortunately i’m far more sophisticated than that so I don’t have to stoop to that level. How are your chickens getting on by the way ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 16, 2019 Report Share Posted July 16, 2019 6 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Dunno jewds baby..probably the only time youll ever see a £50 is on the news or somthing Panzbaby Not so sure Panz, I reckon he'll ask for a couple when he cashes his DLA at the post office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 16, 2019 Report Share Posted July 16, 2019 7 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Not so sure Panz, I reckon he'll ask for a couple when he cashes his DLA at the post office. You on DLA Marjorie? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 16, 2019 Report Share Posted July 16, 2019 5 hours ago, judgetwi said: I just said that Pansyboy. It’s just as well I don’t subscribe to the ethnic stereotype of the dumb Irish fuckwit because you would be a gift from heaven. Fortunately i’m far more sophisticated than that so I don’t have to stoop to that level. How are your chickens getting on by the way ? Me chickens are fine..still a frozen ball in the freezer...-22° according to that wonderful piece of technology..how's life on the bin lorry..did anything interesting drip down your neck recently? Panzbaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 16, 2019 Report Share Posted July 16, 2019 8 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Dunno jewds baby..probably the only time youll ever see a £50 is on the news or somthing Panzbaby You’d be lucky to get a pint of that black shite that you lot drink, for a nifty in Dublin. A consequence of handing over your rectums to your European masters. “Slainte” Panzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 16, 2019 Report Share Posted July 16, 2019 2 hours ago, Glowworm said: You on DLA Marjorie? Pen if I ever get my hands on you, you'll be guaranteed a DLA claim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 16, 2019 Report Share Posted July 16, 2019 2 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Me chickens are fine..still a frozen ball in the freezer...-22° according to that wonderful piece of technology..how's life on the bin lorry..did anything interesting drip down your neck recently? Panzbaby Don’t know about Ireland Pansyboy but we have wheelie bins over here....... the bin men don’t have to pick the bin up anymore. I hope you are taking proper care of those donkeys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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