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1 hour ago, ratcum said:

Panzerknacker and Punkape talking to each other.... a perfect storm of cuntdom

Back on thread Herr Rat. The new note should depict Ape squatting behind his neighbour's tree, taking a shit. His only contribution to British society,  but worthy of consideration.

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51 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Back on thread Herr Rat. The new note should depict Ape squatting behind his neighbour's tree, taking a shit. His only contribution to British society,  but worthy of consideration.

If Ape was wiping his ass on a Euro 50 note the design would be complete. 

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12 minutes ago, Queefer said:

If Ape was wiping his ass on a Euro 50 note the design would be complete. 

Ass? Are you an American (who owns a Roland drum equipped studio and knows Rich Wakeman)?

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3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

Back on thread Herr Rat. The new note should depict Ape squatting behind his neighbour's tree, taking a shit. His only contribution to British society,  but worthy of consideration.

I love all these colourful characters Scrotals. Immigration is like ginger up the bum for this site and indeed for the country as a hole

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11 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

If you gamble and win on the tables you always get paid out in fifties.

Remember to always cover zero on roulette 

 

And how do you check you are not getting duds?

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On 11/4/2018 at 3:47 PM, Iam Ape said:

Indeed - comedic genius.

I’ve seen worse at the Fringe.  You must admit Ape there is a strong family resemblance.

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So Alan Turing will appear on the new £50 from 2021. Nothing to do with him being a bender of course.

It goes without saying that the best place to securely stash these shall be a closet.

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11 hours ago, DrCunt said:

So Alan Turing will appear on the new £50 from 2021. Nothing to do with him being a bender of course.

It goes without saying that the best place to securely stash these shall be a closet.

One presumes that them Cockneys will thereafter refer to £50 as 'a bummer',  rather than 'a bullseye'?

 

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On 03/11/2018 at 08:08, Last Cunt Standing said:

the carnival of perpetual outrage will never allow a white straight male on the fifty

Well I never. I’ve heard of the pink pound, but this takes the piss...

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19 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said:

One presumes that them Cockneys will thereafter refer to £50 as 'a bummer',  rather than 'a bullseye'?

 

Doubtful. Those words don't exist in the Pakistani language.

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51 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said:

One presumes that them Cockneys will thereafter refer to £50 as 'a bummer',  rather than 'a bullseye'?

 

Speaking as a true Cockney I would prefer the soubriquet “a shirtlifter” soon to be abbreviated to “a shirt” so nobody can accuse us of the terrible crime of homophobia. 

Not that i’m ever going to own one and I can’t see me passing one off in the local shops.......”Oh no Mr Judge, not real money, you are doing joke yes?”

”That’s a shirt Abdul, real fucking money”.

”You funny man Mr Judge. I not off banana plastic boat as you Cock-er-nees saying.”

”Chicken kebab....seventy pounds and fifties, you pay now. Not make me angry.”

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1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said:

Dunno jewds baby..probably the only time youll ever see a £50 is on the news or somthing 

Panzbaby 

I just said that Pansyboy. It’s just as well I don’t subscribe to the ethnic stereotype of the dumb Irish fuckwit because you would be a gift from heaven.

Fortunately i’m far more sophisticated than that so I don’t have to stoop to that level.

How are your chickens getting on by the way ?

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6 hours ago, Panzerknacker said:

Dunno jewds baby..probably the only time youll ever see a £50 is on the news or somthing 

Panzbaby 

Not so sure Panz, I reckon he'll ask for a couple when he cashes his DLA at the post office.

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7 minutes ago, Major Cunt said:

Not so sure Panz, I reckon he'll ask for a couple when he cashes his DLA at the post office.

You on DLA Marjorie?

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5 hours ago, judgetwi said:

I just said that Pansyboy. It’s just as well I don’t subscribe to the ethnic stereotype of the dumb Irish fuckwit because you would be a gift from heaven.

Fortunately i’m far more sophisticated than that so I don’t have to stoop to that level.

How are your chickens getting on by the way ?

Me chickens are fine..still a frozen ball in the freezer...-22° according to that wonderful piece of technology..how's life on the bin lorry..did anything interesting drip down your neck recently?

Panzbaby 

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8 hours ago, Panzerknacker said:

Dunno jewds baby..probably the only time youll ever see a £50 is on the news or somthing 

Panzbaby 

You’d be lucky to get a pint of that black shite that you lot drink, for a nifty in Dublin. A consequence of handing over your rectums to your European masters.

“Slainte” Panzy

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2 hours ago, Glowworm said:

You on DLA Marjorie?

Pen if I ever get my hands on you, you'll be guaranteed a DLA claim.

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2 hours ago, Panzerknacker said:

Me chickens are fine..still a frozen ball in the freezer...-22° according to that wonderful piece of technology..how's life on the bin lorry..did anything interesting drip down your neck recently?

Panzbaby 

Don’t know about Ireland Pansyboy but we have wheelie bins over here....... the bin men don’t have to pick the bin up anymore.

I hope you are taking proper care of those donkeys.

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