Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted November 6, 2018 Report Share Posted November 6, 2018 The first time I turned on my unlicensed box for a week and a strangely familiar smug face was stood outside 10 Downing Street delivering a sickening interview to his BBC employers scoring what must be a record level of P.C verbatim about lefties, gays, ehtnics and cripples not landing the top jobs in showbiz. He managed to keep grinning, smirking and throwing his head about in sheer smuggery and it's my licence f...ah, well, your expence. The new slimline Sir Lenny has a worrying, vindictive nature against the British and the jokey front wouldn't fool even the daftest Johnson. Not a mere crinkle cut chip on his shoulder but a sack of King Edwards. He's shpowing signs of eclipsing the late, great Dark Arse Howe as the king of the bigots. Why they were never prosecuted for their actions needs accounting for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted November 6, 2018 Report Share Posted November 6, 2018 Sir Lenny fucking who? He should be shipped out along with this red noses to an Ebola infested sambolist isle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 6, 2018 Report Share Posted November 6, 2018 I hate those sickening Premier Inn ads this fucking gibbon does and if you ask me the only time he needs to see crisp white sheets is when the KKK are chasing him down. Fucking unfunny cunt hit his peak as the David Bellamy impressionist on Tiswas. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted November 6, 2018 Report Share Posted November 6, 2018 About as funny as pancreatic cancer. And he needs to man up for shagging that lardy munter Dawn French. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted November 6, 2018 Report Share Posted November 6, 2018 How come this cunt was allowed to get away with doing an impression of David Bellamy - a WHITE bloke, yet when I dressed up like a Golliwog and went out drinking in Brixton some of the locals tried to fucking lynch me? Pure fucking hypocrisy. If anycunts should know about the dangers in lynching somecunt it would be your blacks. It's political correctness gone mad and there'll be none of it after Brexit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 6, 2018 Report Share Posted November 6, 2018 45 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I hate those sickening Premier Inn ads this fucking gibbon does and if you ask me the only time he needs to see crisp white sheets is when the KKK are chasing him down. Fucking unfunny cunt hit his peak as the David Bellamy impressionist on Tiswas. Gwapplle me gwapenuts Cwis. Utter cwap. I mean crap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 6, 2018 Report Share Posted November 6, 2018 All cancer is funnier than Lenny Henry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 6, 2018 Report Share Posted November 6, 2018 1 hour ago, Ollyboro said: How come this cunt was allowed to get away with doing an impression of David Bellamy - a WHITE bloke, yet when I dressed up like a Golliwog and went out drinking in Brixton some of the locals tried to fucking lynch me? Pure fucking hypocrisy. If anycunts should know about the dangers in lynching somecunt it would be your blacks. It's political correctness gone mad and there'll be none of it after Brexit. Maybe they didn't see the colour, but could see you were a cunt. Just a thought, no offence intended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted November 7, 2018 Report Share Posted November 7, 2018 On 11/6/2018 at 9:29 PM, ratcum said: All cancer is funnier than Lenny Henry I think he's the funniest person since W. C. Fields. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 Delbert Wilkins show thats the one, with his sidekick Vas Blackwood - incoming television set crashing 3 floors to the pavement.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 15 hours ago, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said: Delbert Wilkins show thats the one, with his sidekick Vas Blackwood - incoming television set crashing 3 floors to the pavement.... Delbert, the wannabe bad boy gangsta. Algernon Razzmatazz, the woolly hat wearing Rastafarian. And Lenny, the man who complains about the stereotyping of black people. The thick fucking cunt. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 53 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Delbert, the wannabe bad boy gangsta. Algernon Razzmatazz, the woolly hat wearing Rastafarian. And Lenny, the man who complains about the stereotyping of black people. The thick fucking cunt. I'm unfortunate to be old enough to remember The Fosters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 16 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm unfortunate to be old enough to remember The Fosters. I'm not. I had to google it. Desmond the barber was in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 @Decimus Shall we? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 1 hour ago, nocti said: @Decimus Shall we? My attention was immediately grabbed by that shameless nobody Arthur's name dropping of The Moor. Upon reviewing his ramblings, however, I'm not sure that he knows his Robeson from his Wonder, the rambling, jigaboo-dropping cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted November 11, 2018 Report Share Posted November 11, 2018 On 11/6/2018 at 3:32 PM, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said: The first time I turned on my unlicensed box for a week and a strangely familiar smug face was stood outside 10 Downing Street delivering a sickening interview to his BBC employers scoring what must be a record level of P.C verbatim about lefties, gays, ehtnics and cripples not landing the top jobs in showbiz. He managed to keep grinning, smirking and throwing his head about in sheer smuggery and it's my licence f...ah, well, your expence. The new slimline Sir Lenny has a worrying, vindictive nature against the British and the jokey front wouldn't fool even the daftest Johnson. Not a mere crinkle cut chip on his shoulder but a sack of King Edwards. He's shpowing signs of eclipsing the late, great Dark Arse Howe as the king of the bigots. Why they were never prosecuted for their actions needs accounting for. Sir Lenny Henry....what a brilliant sign of a diverse culture rewarding one of its top entertainers for his work on film, stage and tv over the past four decades. His parts in Tiswas, Opportunity knocks and endless charity red nose days live long in the memory as classic moments in British Tv. I suppose He deserves his knighthood as he went onto further his career doing films like, Apocolyspe now, The Shawshank Redemption, The Matrix, Shaft, Tango, Pulp Fiction and The Premier In Ads. He looks the same in all of them if you ask me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted November 11, 2018 Report Share Posted November 11, 2018 3 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Sir Lenny Henry....what a brilliant sign of a diverse culture rewarding one of its top entertainers for his work on film, stage and tv over the past four decades. His parts in Tiswas, Opportunity knocks and endless charity red nose days live long in the memory as classic moments in British Tv. I suppose He deserves his knighthood as he went onto further his career doing films like, Apocolyspe now, The Shawshank Redemption, The Matrix, Shaft, Tango, Pulp Fiction and The Premier In Ads. He looks the same in all of them if you ask me. You forget to mention his marvellous singing career, and his contribution to c20th art. He was also instrumental with the development of Drill and Robinson's Jam, and promoting Ebola to the masses. He also fucked Dawn French, before she became a vicar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted November 11, 2018 Report Share Posted November 11, 2018 10 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: You forget to mention his marvellous singing career, and his contribution to c20th art. He was also instrumental with the development of Drill and Robinson's Jam, and promoting Ebola to the masses. He also fucked Dawn French, before she became a vicar. Ahhhhhh that’s why he got the knighthood. For fucking Dawn French. Of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 11, 2018 Report Share Posted November 11, 2018 15 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: Ahhhhhh that’s why he got the knighthood. For fucking Dawn French. Of course. Well, that and dragging the fat cunt to Ethiopia, to parade her in front of those poor starving fuckers, who must have really appreciated seeing what it looks like to gorge yourself on 12 thousand calories a day. Poor wretches could probably see her through the Winnebago's curtains, deepthroating Ginsters sausage rolls. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted November 12, 2018 Report Share Posted November 12, 2018 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Well, that and dragging the fat cunt to Ethiopia, to parade her in front of those poor starving fuckers, who must have really appreciated seeing what it looks like to gorge yourself on 12 thousand calories a day. Poor wretches could probably see her through the Winnebago's curtains, deepthroating Ginsters sausage rolls. That was the last time Zulu Dawn was ever seen alive. She was rendered down in the Massai Mara. Her pelt was smuggled out by Ivory poachers who also sold-off her bile to the Chinks, her blubber went to the Inuit, and the remains of French's carcass still feeds the indigenous Cushitic and Nyangatom nomads of Somalia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted November 13, 2018 Report Share Posted November 13, 2018 On 11/11/2018 at 11:47 PM, Eric Cuntman said: Well, that and dragging the fat cunt to Ethiopia, to parade her in front of those poor starving fuckers, who must have really appreciated seeing what it looks like to gorge yourself on 12 thousand calories a day. Poor wretches could probably see her through the Winnebago's curtains, deepthroating Ginsters sausage rolls. Deepthroating Lenny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 13, 2018 Report Share Posted November 13, 2018 2 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Deepthroating Lenny MC, you do know what they call a pig with a spade shoved up its arse......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 13, 2018 Report Share Posted November 13, 2018 3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: MC, you do know what they call a pig with a spade shoved up its arse......... dawn french? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 13, 2018 Report Share Posted November 13, 2018 6 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: MC, you do know what they call a pig with a spade shoved up its arse......... Bubba? Decs? Frank? All three? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 13, 2018 Report Share Posted November 13, 2018 27 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Bubba? Decs? Frank? All three? who? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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